Jack thoughts: Stupid d.a.m.n author couldn't update lately so I had to use p.o.r.n!!

System: Shut yo a.s.s up about our dad!!

Jack: Right!!

So after constant complaints from king pervert we shall now continue.

Jack: I heard that you old man!!

Author: Kid I'm 19 how dare you call me old!!

Co author: Should we continue?

Author: Yes we shall!!

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Jack: So Rais how is my abs on one to ten girl?

Rais: Don't care I'm busy cleaning up after your mess.

Jack: Hey he's the one that insulted me first and swung!!

Abel sleep talk: Zzz... d.a.m.n dog... zzz... canine pet..

Jack: Abel I will hurt you while you are still asleep!!

System: d.a.m.n shut yo a.s.s up you d.a.m.n power hungry horn dog!!

System: Author can you give me someone else then him??

Author: Hold on..

Author: Sorry all in ideas of my next story haha your doomed with a pervert!!

System: Stupid d.a.m.n tease!!

Author: Did Jack mom tell I were?

Jack: Shut up!!

Author: ok back to our storyline.

Jack: Stupid bat attack and I'm stuck on punishment.

Jack: d.a.m.n you author I'm h.o.r.n.y!!

Author: Calm down we got kids who read this stuff!!

Author: Do it system!!

System: Fine.

Four hours later

Jack: ah that's refres.h.i.+ng!

Author: Anything else??

Jack: Ah yes there is -

Author: Shut up.

Jack: ok.

Jack: So you don't find my abs attractive in any way?

Aneko: Well i do anytime sweetheart!!

Jack: Yeah if you can outrun me!!

Aneko: Hold that invitation for later or next time.

Jack: Sure anytime honey!

Rais: d.a.m.n h.o.r.n.y pervert.

Jack: You author!!

Author: I give I have no more strength!