"That won't work. This is a trade between Great Aunt Ling and I, unless you make her return my calculator and abacus to me," Nameless Nie reb.u.t.ted with a pout.

Auntie Ling stared at Nameless Nie like he was an alien, unable to help herself from giving him a thumbs-up. "You're the most thick-faced and shameless person I've ever seen in my life. You're still young right now, but when you grow up… just how thick will your face become?"

"Thick-faced?" Nameless Nie looked at her in astonishment. "Great Aunt Ling, how could you talk about me like that? How am I thick-faced? Please watch your words and don't hurt my fragile heart, alright?"

Auntie Ling: "…"

After Auntie Ling left, Nameless Nie glanced at Ling Miao and grinned. "From now on, you'll be my attendant. Great Aunt Ling already sold you to me—wait no, she traded you to me. You have to listen to me and can't object to what I say or do anything different than what I tell you!"

Ling Miao didn't even look at Nameless Nie and turned around, heading upstairs to her bedroom.

Nameless Nie hastily shouted, "Hey… Don't run away! I have to negotiate with the fatty nearby later! You need to come to bolster my courage!"

"No." Ling Miao's voice drifted from upstairs. "That fatty is the local tyrant around here. Don't provoke him."

"Hmph, fine! I'll go myself if you don't go!" Nameless Nie snorted before leaving the house while swaggering.

…

"Nameless Nie, you b*stard, you actually dared to deceive me?" In the forest, the youth revealed a vicious expression as he stared at Nameless Nie.

"F*ck you, who deceived you?" Nameless Nie retorted.

"You took my money and said you'd get your elder sister to go on a date with me, didn't you?" the short and fat kid shouted.

"What you said is correct, but I also didn't break my word." Nameless Nie nodded without denying it.

Some time ago, Nameless Nie got to know the famous fat local tyrant, and the two of them made a trade. The roly-poly kid would give Nameless Nie a certain amount of compensation and Nameless Nie would introduce his elder sister to him.

However, day after day pa.s.sed, but Nameless Nie still didn't fulfill his promise and the roly-poly kid, who still hadn't seen Ling Miao, finally became impatient.

"Since you admit it, great. Tell me how we should resolve this matter?" The roly-poly kid irritatedly looked at Nameless Nie.

"Resolve what… I'll definitely keep my promise and bring my sister here," Nameless Nie said.

"Give me a timeframe. Just when will you bring Ling Miao to me?" The roly-poly kid questioned him.

Nameless Nie was "startled" and exclaimed with a "surprised" expression, "What Ling Miao? Who said I'll bring Ling Miao to you?"

"Nameless Nie, I've given you the money already. Are you playing with me, huh?!" The roly-poly kid looked ferocious. "You promised you'd bring your sister to me yourself!"

Nameless Nie shook his head though. "D*mn fatso, I did say that, but Ling Miao is my aunt, not my sister. I said I would bring my sister to you; I didn't say I'd bring my aunt to you, correct?"

"What did you say?" The fatso was dumbfounded. Ling Miao's age was very similar to Nameless Nie, so how was she an entire generation above him? His aunt?

"Nameless Nie… you b*stard! Alright then! Didn't you ask about my reputation around here? You dare to trick me? You're dead!" The roly-poly kid had a menacing expression.