Why had she needed a lover?

"Malcolm has been disinterested in me..."

CJ chewed the tomato, wishing she didn't feel just a teensy bit gratified that Elinor's home life was not as the world had been led to presume.

Smugness was a sin, she supposed, but what the h.e.l.l. For years, CJ had wondered why Elinor had ended up with it all, when CJ had been the one who'd sacrificed everything, who'd had her art and her work but that really had been all.

The worst part was, it was her own fault.

It had started nearly three decades ago. CJ was in Paris, studying at the Sorbonne. While she was away, Elinor married Malcolm, a research scientist fresh out of medical school. Within months, Elinor gave birth to a baby girl, Janice. Hours later, however, she developed a fast infection and was rushed into surgery. A hush-hush hysterectomy followed. Then deep depression.

"She needs your help," their father had said when he summoned CJ.

CJ went home without question. They might be different, but they were sisters.

So CJ had helped out with the baby, and with Elinor, who grieved for the other children she'd never have. She showed little interest in Janice, claiming it was too difficult to love an only child. Elinor was a twin, after all. As far as she knew, love came in twos. She told CJ and Malcolm that if only she could have one more baby, everything would be all right.

She was diagnosed with postpartum depression, though back then the condition was pretty much a mystery and there weren't many drugs that helped.

Then Elinor announced that she had a plan.

Elinor always had a plan. She was the alpha dog twin.

"We're identical," she said to CJ. "Our cheeks and our eyes and our smiles are the same. So is our DNA."

If CJ had Malcolm's baby, she reasoned, it would be no different than if the baby had been in Elinor's womb.

No one would know, so whom would it hurt?

Whom, indeed.

CJ stared at her salad now, her appet.i.te suddenly gone. They'd been so young, and, of course, stupid. It had been long before technology was perfected, long before surrogate was a household word.

CJ and Malcolm would have to have s.e.x.

"Once or twice ought to do it," Elinor had said.

It had taken eight times for CJ to get pregnant, but only once for CJ and Malcolm to fall in love. It had startled them both-horrified them, really. The only way they'd been able to rise above it had been to try and pretend it had never happened, pretend being the operative word.

Elinor and Malcolm had moved to D.C., and CJ moved with them. No one but their parents-not Alice, not Poppy-knew that the twins had switched roles for nine months.

Over the years the lie grew familiar, if not comfortable. Afraid there would always be sparks between Malcolm and her, CJ became adept at dodging family parties and holidays. It was stressful and painful and just plain depressing. But each time CJ looked at Jonas, each time she witnessed the product their love had wrought, she couldn't say she was sorry.

But now, if Malcolm was disinterested in Elinor-as shamefully gratifying as it felt-did it mean the worst thing CJ could imagine: that Malcolm had found someone else?

Five.

Alice's daughter, Felicity, was twenty-five, too old to be s...o...b..arding in Utah, where she lived off-season in a yurt. On the other hand, Alice's other daughter, Melissa, was twenty-seven, not old enough to be the mother of three, the oldest of whom was Kiley Kate. Like Elinor and Malcolm, Alice and Neal had married so young that the lives they now lived seemed too old for them.

Maybe that was why Elinor had sought distraction elsewhere: She'd been suffocating as a New-York-to-Washington wife.

Maybe that-not roller-coastering estrogen-was also why Alice had been looking this way and that, obsessing about the potential of out-of-town p.e.n.i.ses when she should have been focusing on her granddaughter's promising career.

She could ask Elinor if she agreed, but that would mean confessing her sins. Alice surely wasn't ready for that. Besides, it wasn't as if she'd had s.e.x with the out-of-towners. (One night with Leonard had left her guilty enough.) Still, she did enjoy the little game she'd invented of flirting and teasing and knowing she still had what it took to turn a man's head.

Hers was a harmless game.

On the scale of infidelity, however, Alice supposed her behavior might be considered as culpable as Elinor's affair. Especially if Neal ever found out.

So, in lieu of confessing (at least not immediately), Alice decided to divert her attention by hopping into her big, white Cadillac SUV and driving to her daughter and son-in-law's to deliver a surprise for Kiley Kate: a sequin-splashed, to-die-for outfit for the upcoming USA Sings audition in Orlando. After all, Alice and Kiley Kate would leave on Thursday, whether Elinor's panties found their way home or not.

With a small sigh, Alice turned the Esplanade onto the back road that led to Melissa and David's house that Alice and Neal paid for because David was just getting started in a Wall Street career, and status began with property worth. It ended, of course, when...if...character imprudence was detected-at least in Mount Kasteel, where status often outranked common sense.

Was that what Alice had become? An imprudent character?

A slightly wicked smile crossed her lips. In light of Elinor's, well, indiscretion, it might be safe now-and kind of fun-to share her own silly truths with her friends.

"There was Donald in Dallas," she could begin.

"And Larry in Las Vegas.

"And Parker in San Jose.

"I found them online, arranged date after date, in cities and towns where auditions were held-the first rounds, the quarterfinals, the semifinals, too, not to mention the regional tryouts in between."

Elinor and Poppy would need a drink before Alice could continue. They would have wine, because this would be a long story.

"It began on a lark," Alice would explain, "something to pa.s.s the time while Kiley Kate was in chaperoned sessions or early-to-bed." There was, after all, little to do in a strange place for a few days. The other contestants and their families could hardly socialize; compet.i.tion did not breed good friendships.

She would say she'd grown tired of being sequestered in hotel rooms, cranking up noisy air-conditioning units with each drippy new hot flash. She would say she'd needed to find a pastime more engaging.

She wasn't certain how much more she should tell. Should she mention that Chicago had been first? Danny. Alice had wondered what sort of grown man would call himself by a childhood nickname; she'd soon learned it was the sort who showed up for their date with a single red rose, who made up for below-average looks with kind, gentle words, who sent teardrop sapphire earrings ("To match your lovely eyes") the next day with a promise of dinner to be followed by "clothes-shredding s.e.x." She'd sent back the earrings and said, "Thanks, but no thanks."

She could tell them that in Richmond there had been a Civil War reenactor, who had a tattoo of a Confederate flag on his chest and claimed that his d.i.c.k was a musket.

Or that in St. Louis there had been a tall, thin man who'd resembled the arch and was a descendant of Harland Bartholomew, the great urban planner who'd designed the city.

She just didn't know how much to share with Elinor, her once-perfect idol. Could she admit that this harmless game had begun on a lark but had grown to salvage her day-today sanity? That it ma.s.saged her dispirited life, which should have been ideal, because, like Elinor, Alice Sussman Bartlett had made sure she had gotten it all: home, husband, children, health, wealth, and oh, yes, status, at least unless Mount Kasteel learned the rest.

Had middle-aged mania spurred Elinor, too?

If Alice only knew who Elinor's lover was, it might help her decide how much to share. Was he one of many, or was he a real lover? Was he a man Elinor might leave Malcolm for? No. Not hardly, any more than Alice would leave Neal for the amus.e.m.e.nt she found on the road.

But yes, hers was a harmless game. It was simply something to think about other than the infernal hot flashes that left her feeling wrecked the better part of most every day.

Pulling into the driveway of her daughter's small but neat Tudor, Alice nearly hit a flying football that dropped, then bounced, onto the asphalt. She slammed on her brakes, grateful the ball wasn't a kid.

"Mother," called Melissa, Mom-of-the-year, as she trundled over the front lawn with seven-year old Steven and five-year old David, Junior, trailing behind her. "We weren't expecting you."

Alice turned off the ignition, grabbed the shopping bag, and got out of the car. "Your father's in the city. I thought I'd deliver Kiley Kate's new outfit for Orlando."

"She's inside," Melissa said, then pointed to the bag. "But you can return that. She says she's not going to go to the tryouts. That she doesn't want to be a singer anymore."

"Of course you want to be a singer," Alice said once she was in the house and found Kiley Kate in her bedroom, playing with Coco, the calico kitten. Alice was ashamed to acknowledge to herself that her stomach had pitched like the football in the driveway when Melissa had said Kiley Kate was done with her career. She was ashamed that her out-of-town pastime had become so important. "Every kid in America wants to be on USA Sings. You're lucky enough to have a real chance."

That part was true: Kiley Kate was an energetic child with a power-packed voice, a thick head of blonde waves, and giant cobalt eyes, the same color as Alice's, the same color as Kiley Kate's Aunt Felicity's, who never enhanced them with a light schmear of shadow or swift stroke of liner. If USA Sings had a "best-looking" category, Kiley Kate surely would win. The judges, however, maintained that the decisions weren't based on looks but on talent, as if that's all it took to make it these days.

Alice sat on the bed and stroked her granddaughter's hair.

"Mommy says you and Grampy have spent a lot of money and I shouldn't disappoint you by dropping out."

Alice wished Kiley Kate hadn't reminded her it was Grampy's hard-earned, overachieved dollars that paid for her fun.

"Honey, if you want to drop out, you should. But first, make sure you know why. Is it because of Morgan Johnson? Or Taylor LeDuc?" Morgan and Taylor, rock and rap performers, had received recent attention from local judges. With the final-finals set for Philadelphia just weeks away, no doubt Kiley Kate did not want to fail.

"I can't win," she said. "I'll never win." She'd had a real chance for the free trip to Hollywood and a slot on the show before either Morgan or Taylor had arrived on the scene with high-priced coaches Alice suspected of being judge-related: brother-in-law, mother-in-law, whatever.

Alice picked up the kitten and held it close. She'd always hated letting things go. She supposed that was why she'd held onto Neal for so long.

As she rubbed Coco's fur, she thought about the theme-park magician named Bud. He was the latest man she'd found online, her Orlando game waiting to happen. She'd been looking forward to fun conversation, slice-of-life stories about stressed-out vacationing families, stories he'd no doubt reenact to show how entertaining he was, how clever, how charming, how able to conduct an irresistible prelude to foreplay.

Irresistible, no doubt, to him.

She supposed she'd known all along that she'd been taking chances. Someday Bud or Donald or Larry or Parker might not take no for an answer; someday Alice might not want to say no; someday it could be her panties, not Elinor's, found in a Dumpster, and a blackmail note could be delivered to her. Or to Neal.

"What's in the bag, Grammy?" Kiley Kate suddenly asked.

Alice nuzzled the kitten, then set it on the floor. "It was for Orlando. But maybe we shouldn't go after all." She stood up, picked up the bag. Yes, she thought, maybe we shouldn't. Maybe it's time for the game to be over before I'm the one who ends up in a pickle.

"Can I see, Grammy?" The sapphire eyes pleaded with Alice.

"No, honey. I'll return it. I'll buy you a pretty outfit for school."

"Please, Grammy? Can't I just peek?"

Well, maybe a peek wouldn't hurt. Alice pulled out pink and white sparkly shorts and a matching, dazzling fringed top. Despite her p.r.o.nouncement, Kiley Kate gasped.

"Oh, Grammy, they're beautiful!" She quickly scrambled out of her clothes. "Help me try them on!"

Alice faltered only a second. Then she unzipped the zipper, slipped the top over Kiley Kate's beautiful waves, and said a quick prayer that Bud in Orlando would be benign like the others, that she'd merely been overreacting because of Elinor and the lavender lace.

Six.

Yolanda Valdes DeLano wouldn't have been where she was if her big brother hadn't joined the army and sent money home to the Bronx. The cash had been for beauty school, The Big Apple School of Esthetology-a word that had given Yolanda's mother a hoot.

"Well, aren't you something?" her mother had said.

Ten years later, Yolanda really was something, after she'd done a wash and set on a woman from New Falls, who'd been in town for a funeral. The woman had been cursed with coa.r.s.e hair, and Yolanda had performed such a miracle that the woman found her a job in the cla.s.sy-a.s.s town that she'd said was "upstate"-if that's what the Hudson River Valley was called.

Upon her arrival, her new customers hadn't been able to tell if she was black or white or Hispanic, and they hadn't cared, as long as she did their hair and their nails. Then she met Vincent, and they fell in love, and the women looked at her differently, but not good. He tried to convince her to tell them that her father had come from Havana on a raft-a real, freaking raft. He said that if they knew the truth, they would take pity and love her like he did.

But she'd been embarra.s.sed, and then she'd been pregnant, and then they'd gotten married, and the rest was ancient history, including the fact that Vincent, her husband, was now dead. But Yolanda had her little daughter, and she'd opened her own business, and she was doing well. She was finally receiving some respect from the wives of New Falls.

She still missed Vincent sometimes, but she didn't need a man. When she wanted a male's opinion, she had her big brother, Manny, which was why he now sat across from her at the kitchen table in the apartment upstairs from her shop, which she'd decorated herself.

"It's blackmail," she said. "Do you have any ideas?"

He laughed, sprinkling more Cheerios on the tray of Belita's high chair-Belita, the beautiful one. The little girl laughed, too, then stuck a tiny finger through the hole in the o.

"Your friend needs to call the police." It was easy for Manny to say; after the army, he'd joined the police force in Brooklyn and was now a detective, plainclothes.

"She can't. There are reasons."

He laughed again, as did Belita.

"Manuel, this is not funny. This woman is my friend."

"This woman is your customer."

"All right, she's my customer. But she's a good customer. And she's a good person."

"Who cheats on her husband." Manny was known as one of the few cops who still believed marriage was sacred, no cheating, no boozing, no gambling the money that had been hard-earned for the family. Too bad his wife hadn't agreed. He had full custody of his three kids (son, daughter, son), and was as good a dad as he was a cop. Except for the fact that he liked eyeing women, Manny could have been a priest from a time when the collar had meant something.

"Judge not, Manuel," Yolanda said. That shut him up; he hadn't always been so high and mighty back in the old neighborhood days.

He formed a B for "Belita" out of the Cheerios. "So what do you want me to do? I'm a cop. I can't get involved unless it's official. I shouldn't even know about it."

"You don't have to get involved. Just tell me what to do."

"So you can get involved."

"Consider it part of my business. They think I'm street smart."