Before I even notice it, I’m already in an unfamiliar place. Light is s.h.i.+ning through the lush and overgrown trees which I’ve never seen before. You can see Medieval Europe-like buildings lined-up in a faraway town.

No matter however you look at it I’ve transported to another world! Thank you very much!!

Yahoo! The time is here! I have transported into another world that I have always yearned for!

My nightly prayers finally got across! Every night I have always prayed, Please let me go to another world! And I want to see an erotic dream! The latter always gets fulfilled but the former doesn’t come true at all and that has made me a little anxious but it finally got fulfilled! Thank you, G.o.d!

Oh yeah, there’s no usual explanation from G.o.d but is this okay? There’s no ‘I-have-made-a-mistake-and-ended-your-life-so-I-will-transport-you-to another-world’, or something cliche like that but is this okay?

And how did I die, I wonder? Did I save a cat from a car accident or did I protect a friend from a terrorist who attacked our school and died or something?

Hmmm, I do not have memories at all. Whatever! Let’s just say I protected a beautiful girl and died. And I will have a reunion with a beautiful girl and then our love will begin. Yes, yes, I understand.

Well then, I suppose it’s time to start my tale.

I do not have any regrets leaving that world that only has a sister who neglects her brother and says: “Don’t mix my clothes with Onii-chan’s” and a childhood friend who has a shoujo manga-like way of thinking and says: “Ahh~ why isn’t my childhood friend someone handsome and cool like a Student Council President but a plain-faced s.h.i.+romu instead? s.h.i.+romu should go to the next life and start over again.”

I will create a harem, be lovey-dovey with girl and graduate from being a virgin! Here we go! Another world! Let’s go–!* (TL: originally in eng)

For now I should go to this town in front of me. An adventure’s prologue always starts in the first town.

Upon arriving at the town, a rugged soldier is standing in front of the gate. Woah, so huge!

“Hm? What’s the matter, boy? You want to enter this town?”

“Yes, I do. I would like to enter this town, but what do I need to do?”

“To enter this town you need an identification card and an entrance fee. It’ll be one silver coin, but do you have any money?”

“I’m sorry, I don’t. The truth is..”

Fufufu. I already antic.i.p.ated that an identification card and money are needed to enter the town! I knew something like this would happen so I’ve thought of 1412 ways! Please do not tell me it was because I was bored.

So I went with the orthodox way and said I was attacked by a thief and everything was taken. I explained earnestly how I ran for my life. This excuse is guaranteed.

“I see, It must have been tough for you, boy.”

“Yes. Is there an adventurer guild in this town?”

“What is it, boy? You’re an adventurer? You don’t seem like one.”

“No, not yet. But I’ve always wanted to be one. Since I don’t have money anymore and have to earn it anyway, I’d rather do a job that I’ve always wanted to do.”

Ohhh! So there’s really a guild! It finally feels like a fantasy world!

I was just thinking it’d be nice if it exists so I asked, but it really does exist. Meaning, in this world, demons lurk around. So a demon king also exists? This is the me-being-a-hero flag isn’t it, kekeke.

"If you really want to be an adventurer then I'll do the procedures for it but are you sure? Adventurers need to fight monsters and your life will be in danger."

"Yes, that’s okay. It's tough earning money normally anyway so I would rather do my best as an adventurer instead"

And do my best earning money to buy a cute girl slave.

A high level technique such as seducing a girl from the town is impossible for a virgin like me, so I will buy a slave who will only listen to me and do nyan nyan* things with me. Eh? I'm a b.a.s.t.a.r.d? No, no I'm just a romantic. (TL: basically ecchi stuffs)

And so the gatekeeper uncle brought me to the Adventurer's guild.

As I enter the guild, there is a bar counter and a shelf full of alcohol in front which means that they operate a bar too. Well, guilds have this impression of an old man’s hang out destination so I guess it's pretty convenient for the alcohol sellers.

Anyways, there are no girls around. Well, I'm in an Adventurer's guild so I guess it can’t be helped. It's mostly filthy old men.

But!! I will not give up yet! Because guilds have Onee-sama* poster girls~! They're definitely behind the reception desk. (TL: You call older women onee-san but in this case he calls them formally which is onee-sama)

If you think of guild's Onee-sama receptionist, it would definitely be older woman who are a little clumsy, wears a cute miniskirt and has gla.s.ses.

I want to be told "Oh my, aren't you cute. Want to do something fun with me?" by an Onee-sama.

I said that but it's not like I'm hoping for the guild's Onee-sama to tell me that. That development is too fast for a virgin like me. I'm already satisfied with wors.h.i.+pping an Onee-sama in a uniform.

Now it's time to meet up with the onee-sama! Is what I thought but when I approached the reception desk with the gatekeeper uncle, the one sitting there is a beautiful person with a beautiful golden hair.

"Michel, it seems that this guy wants to be an adventurer so can you do the procedures?"

"Oh my, he looks pretty cute. Then I’ll start the procedures. May I ask your name?"

Is what the beautiful person with golden hair called Michel said, smiling. A beautiful person's smile that can charm and captivate anyone who sees it. That is, IF the other party is girl.

That's right. Michel is a guy. WAIT A FREAKING MINUTE－－！！

Where's the guild's Onee-sama!? Where's the gla.s.ses-wearing girl in a miniskirt!? Why is it a guy!? If it's a guy, I'm not glad at all no matter how beautiful he is! Where is the girl!?

"I'm S-s.h.i.+romu."

"s.h.i.+romu-sama, yes? Then I shall explain about the guild. First, in the guild.."

"Uhm, are there girl receptionists here?"

"Eh?"

The question was out of my mouth before I could even stop it. I know it's rude to interrupt someone while they are talking but I was really looking forward on meeting the guild's poster girl! I can't give this up!

"Girl receptionist? What is that?"

"Uhmm, a girl who works as a receptionist.."

"Girl? What's that?……Ahh, you're talking about females. You sure ask about interesting things. There are no human females though?"

Michel-san said, smiling as he knocked me down with despair.

Basically, girls do not exist in this world, or there are only human males. Reproduction and childbirth amongst men has become possible, that's why the race called females is no longer necessary, so they have degenerated and disappeared, that was what the renowned scholar had said. Female demons still exist it seems but a human girl doesn't exist anymore. D-don't f.u.c.k with meeeeeee!!

A world with no girls!? There's no need for that kind of world to exist! Change!! Change!! I want to go to a world where I can be lovey-dovey with a girl! AAAAAHHH! It's not supposed to be like this!

I'm supposed to buy a pretty girl slave with cat ears, graduate from being a virgin, become a hero, defeat the demon king and in the end marry the princess and live happily ever after so why did it become like this!!

I despaired and weeped. If it comes to this, I miss my not-so-nice sister and my selfish childhood friend. They will never like me but the two of them were beautiful. At least my eyes will be satisfied.

I fall down in despair as I curse the G.o.d who brought me into this world with no girls.

Translator: chisa

Proofreader: s.h.i.+zu

It’s my first time translating >.< corrections="" and="" suggestions="" are="" welcome="" de="" gozaimasu,,,,="" more="" like="" please="" correct="" me="" my="" eng="" sucks="">

This story is basically BL version of the cheat-harem web novels. Cheat-harem is what you call to those story where the MC has a skill/item/lit anything that will make him OP and because of it, he gets all the gals. Think of SAO< or="" if="" you="" read="" mushoku="" tensei…="" anyway="" cheat-harem="" of="" transmigration/transportation/reincarnation="" you="" call="" it,="" those="" stories="" are="" everywhere="" on="" light="" novels="" and="" syosetu="" and="" this="" is="" the="" bl="" parody="" of="">

b.u.t.tTT the MC doesn’t want any coz he’s straight af. There are currently 55 chapters and only 3 s.e.x scenes. 2 are with humans lol. All rape :v

The translation of the t.i.tle is I Transported into a World with Only Males ~ No BL, Please~

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