MRS. BRAMSON: If he weren't so observant, that Dora mightn't be in the flummox she is now.
DAN (_cheerfully_): That's true, ma'am.
OLIVIA (_rising_): You don't sound very repentant.
DAN (_as she crosses, stiffly_): Well, what's done's done's my motto, isn't it?
_She goes into the sun-room. He makes a grimace after her and holds his left hand out, the thumb pointing downwards_.
MRS. BRAMSON: And what does that mean?
DAN: She's a nice bit of ice for next summer, isn't she?
MRS. BRAMSON: You're a proper one to talk about next summer, when Dora there'll be up hill and down dale with a perambulator. Now look here, young man, immorality--
MRS. TERENCE _comes in from the kitchen_.
MRS. TERENCE: The butcher wants paying. And 'e says there's men ferreting at the bottom of the garden looking for that Mrs. Chalfont and do you know about it.
MRS. BRAMSON (_furious_): Well, they won't ferret long, not among my pampas gra.s.s!... (_Calling_) Olivia!... Oh, that girl's never there. (_Wheeling herself furiously towards the kitchen as_ MRS.
TERENCE _makes a move to help her_) Leave me alone. I don't want to be pushed into the nettles to-day, thank you ... (_Shouting loudly as she disappears into the kitchen_) Come out of my garden, you!
Come out!
MRS. TERENCE (_looking towards the kitchen as_ DAN _takes the stub from behind his ear and lights it_): Won't let me pay the butcher, so I won't know where she keeps 'er purse; but I do know, so put that in your pipe and smoke it!
DAN (_going to her and jabbing her playfully in the arm_): They say down at the Tallboys she's got enough inside of 'er purse, too.
MRS. TERENCE: Well, n.o.body's seen it open. If you 'ave a peep inside, young fellow, you'll go down in 'istory, that's what you'll do ...
(_Dan salutes her. She sniffs_) Something's boiling over.
_She rushes back into the kitchen as_ OLIVIA _comes back from the sun-room_.
OLIVIA: Did Mrs. Bramson call me, do you know?
_A pause. He surveys her from under drooping lids, rolling his cigarette on his lower lip_.
DAN: I'm sorry, I don't know your name.
OLIVIA: Oh....
_She senses his insolence, goes self-consciously to the desk and takes out the wool_.
DAN: Not much doin' round here for a girl, is there?
_No answer_.
It is not a very entertaining quarter of the world for a young lady, is it?
_He gives it up as a bad job_. DORA _comes in from the kitchen_.
DORA (_eagerly_): What did she ... (_confused, seeing_ OLIVIA) Oh, beg pardon, miss....
_She hurries back into the kitchen_. DAN _jerks head after her with a laugh and looks at_ OLIVIA.
OLIVIA (_arranging wool at the table_): I'm not a sn.o.b, but, in case you ever call here again, I'd like to point out that though I'm employed by my aunt, I'm not quite in Dora's position.
DAN: Oh, I hope not ... (_She turns away, confused. He moves to her._) Though I'll be putting it all right for Dora. I'm going to marry her. And--
OLIVIA (_coldly_): I don't believe you.
DAN (_after a pause_): You don't like me, do you?
OLIVIA: No.
DAN (_with a smile_): Well, everybody else does!
OLIVIA (_absorbed in her wool-sorting_): Your eyes are set quite wide apart, your hands are quite good ... I don't really know what's wrong with you.
DAN _looks at his outspread hands. A pause. He breaks it, and goes nearer to her_.
DAN (_persuasively_): You know, I've been looking at you too.
You're lonely, aren't you? I could see--
OLIVIA: I'm sorry, it's a waste of time doing your stuff with me. I'm not the type. (_Crossing to the desk and turning suddenly to him_) Are you playing up to Mrs. Bramson?
DAN: Playin' up?
OLIVIA: It crossed my mind for a minute. You stand a pretty poor chance there, you know.
DAN (_after a pause, smiling_): What d'you bet me?
OLIVIA _turns from him, annoyed, and puts the wool away_.
MRS. BRAMSON _careers in from the kitchen in her chair_.
MRS. BRAMSON: They say they've got permits to look for that silly woman--who are _they_, I'd like to know? If there's anything I hate, it's these men who think they've got authority.
OLIVIA: I don't think they're quite as bad as men who think they've got charm.
_She goes back into the sun-room_. DAN _whistles_.
MRS. BRAMSON: What did she mean by that?
DAN: Well, it's no good her thinkin' _she's_ got any, is it?
MRS. BRAMSON (_sternly_). Now, young man, what about Dora? I--
DAN: Wait a minute ... (_Putting his hat on the table and going to her_) Are you sure you're comfortable like that? Don't you think, Mrs. Bramson, you ought to be facin' ... a wee bit more this side, towards the sun more, eh? (_He moves her chair round till she is in the centre of the room, facing the sun-room_) You're looking pale, you know. (_As she stares at him, putting the stub in an ashtray on the table_) I am sorry. Excuse rudeness ... Another thing, Mrs.
Bramson--you don't mind me sayin' it, do you?--but you ought to have a rug, you know. This October weather's very treacherous.