Chapter 12

Please take your positions. Me: Ji Yan, Him: He Ming.

Today, I was fortunate enough to have this lovely pair of husbands here to ask a few friendly questions. Let's not talk too much and get started.

[Interviewee: Ji Yan, Interviewer: 緣求半世 (Author), everyone can just call me Yuan Brother, waves~ Actually this is mainly to satisfy my perverted desires (not)] Interview question source: Internet + Yuan Brother]

[KK notes: Sorry guys, I'm too lazy to reformat this chapter (everything changed when I copied and pasted it over…) Basically, this is a 100Q interview~]

Ji Yan: Too dark, too many traps

He Ming: Before I say it, promise that you won't hold a grudge!

Yuan Brother: Okay, say it.

He Ming: His temper is bad

Ji Yan: ……

Ji Yan: 18. Some idiot didn't ask for my consent and even clashed our teeth together! So embarra.s.sing!

He Ming: 13

Yuan Brother:

Ji Yan: !!!

He Ming: Why are you looking at me like that? I was young then and I secretly kissed Ji Yan while he was sleeping.

Ji Yan: f.u.c.k! Was it that time my mouth split and you said it was because it was bitten by a bug?!

Yuan Brother who suddenly got fed dog food: ……s.h.i.+t!

Ji Yan: Call his name.

He Ming: Usually I call his name. When there's no one around I call him wife. In bed I call him babe.

Ji Yan: Brother

He Ming: Hey!

Ji Yan: I'll f.u.c.king beat you up!

Ji Yan: A wolf. Or a cobra. A stomach filled with bad intentions.

He Ming: A wild cat. Arrogant and proud

Ji Yan: I'll just give him Little Yellow since they get along so well anyway.

He Ming: Babe, I'll give you myself~

Ji Yan: Since no one wants you, I'll just reluctantly accept

Yuan Brother: That, can you gift me one too? [Rubbing hands]

Ji Yan: Death glare

He Ming:  [Pulling up sleeves] I'll kick her out now

Yuan Brother: Don't don't don't. I'm just setting the atmosphere….

Ji Yan: Something simple is fine. Maybe a Jay Chou poster

He Ming: Then I'll give you an alb.u.m + poster. Can you gift me a 'Just play'?

Yuan Brother: Wait, I want to get off!

He Ming: What the h.e.l.l are you thinking about? I was talking about his game account!

Yuan Brother:….Wall, here I come~

Ji Yan: He's too shameless.

He Ming: My family's wife is the best wife.

Ji Yan: Sometimes I get jealous too easily

He Ming: Sometimes a bit too black-bellied

Ji Yan: Too many trickeries. I can't let it go

He Ming: Too easily embarra.s.sed

Ji Yan: Getting too close with other girls, cats or dogs.

He Ming: When he's clearly jealous to death but he still acts like nothing is wrong

Ji Yan: Let me think…I don't think there is much. Apart from that time when he asked me if I would be okay with others…..

He Ming: Getting intimate with others

Ji Yan: Pretty good. Cohabitating now.

He Ming: Clearly it will continue to get better. In the future I plan to change nationality and get married.

Ji Yan: If it is after we have confirmed out relations.h.i.+p, then at a coffee shop

He Ming: Please note that it is the kind of coffee shop for couples

Ji Yan: Pretty good. The music was good to listen to and the coffee tasted good.

He Ming: He was quiet and different from his usual personality.

Ji Yan: Just randomly chatted.

He Ming: Yeah. After all, we've known each other for more than ten years so we had a lot to talk about….Eh? What is with that look? We can't just chat?

Ji Yan: This is hard to say.

He Ming: I will take you around and leave our footprints in every place that you like.

Ji Yan: Call friends over to eat and drink together. The more the merrier.

He Ming: Of course, it's to do ***

Ji Yan: Can you shut up!

Ji Yan: Him.

He Ming: If you love someone, you should just say it boldly!

Ji Yan: En……He is the only one for me type of extent

He Ming: +1

Ji Yan: I think so. I haven't dated before so I don't know….

He Ming: Wife, this is love!

Ji Yan: Why don't you also care for me?

He Ming: Everything he says I don't have the will to speak back

Ji Yan: I would ask him directly.

He Ming: Eh? Wife, this doesn't seem to be your usual style. Shouldn't you be acting like you don't care but you're actually feeling very tormented inside and then you would deliberately get mad at me….Something like that?

Ji Yan: Shut up!

He Ming: …….Okay!

Ji Yan: If he dares I will…..

He Ming: How can that be? Since young, I have only liked you.

Ji Yan: What else can I do? Of course I would call and ask him if something happened!

He Ming [Hugs Ji Yan and kisses him]: See this? A complete demonstration of love!

Ji Yan: Hand. His hand is pretty.

He Ming: Lips. His mouth is sharp when he is speaking but it is very soft to kiss.

Ji Yan: I remember once when it rained. His hair was dripping with water and he was taking off his s.h.i.+rt.

He Ming: When he is cursing at me in bed with red eyes and a half hoa.r.s.e voice.

Yuan Brother: ……..You bunch of dogs.

Ji Yan: It's all okay.

He Ming: En….It's that.. the second time……it was a little…

Ji Yan: Saying that I don't like him probably doesn't count right….

He Ming: What I did also shouldn't count. It was ______

Ji Yan: When he is holding me and he rests his chin in the nook of my neck while I'm reading.

He Ming: At home, when he is lying on the sofa and I sit on the floor with Little Yellow on the coffee table.

Ji Yan: yes.

He Ming: Not only do we argue, we also fight.

Ji Yan: Sometimes it gets pretty fierce.

He Ming: Yeah, after arguing for a bit, it starts getting physical.

Ji Yan: Before he would buy me snacks and then apologise

Yuan Brother: And now?

He Ming: Now it's kissing, holding, hugging~

Ji Yan: ……..Yes.

He Ming: Definitely.

Ji Yan: Let me think…….I think he has treated me very well since a long time ago.

He Ming: Once, I got sick and had a fever. Despite outwardly saying that I should just go die from the fever, he still fed me medicine and food. Oh also, he even helped tuck me in in the middle of the night,

Ji Yan: I just happened to go to the toilet!

He Ming: You go to the toilet five times in a night? And coincidentally one hour apart?

Ji Yan: ……

Yuan Brother: ………..

Ji Yan: Every time I think of it I get angry. When he fed another girl and even helped wipe her mouth. Fortunately, it was all an act.

He Ming: When he acts indifferent.

Ji Yan: I try to pay attention to his feelings and make sure that he feels the warmth of spring all the time.

He Ming: He is my world. Everything is as my wife says.

Ji Yan: Black Hearted Snow Lotus

He Ming: A th.o.r.n.y rose

Ji Yan: So far, no.

He Ming: +1

Ji Yan: It's not really a complex but since he did this to me, I want him to hold responsibility until the end.

He Ming: Of course I will! My complex….There is a little bit of possessiveness. Both his body and his heart must be mine.

Ji Yan: Hidden, hidden.

He Ming: I can't wait to let the whole world know but my wife is not willing so forget it.

Ji Yan: A lifetime is only so long. If we can do it, then so be it.

He Ming: I swear that I, He Ming, will love Ji Yan for a whole lifetime.

Ji Yan: ……..

He Ming: Is your foresight so bad?

Ji Yan: He…….got it in first.

He Ming: Based on our strength's I am one!

Ji Yan: It's okay.

He Ming: I'm living well. Right wife?

Ji Yan: ………

He Ming: Hotel

Ji Yan: ……….

He Ming: Finally, I have him

Ji Yan: ……..

He Ming: In a state of confusion. Looked very good.

Ji Yan: …….Why are you waking around naked?

He Ming: I think it was something like, You liked it last night

Yuan Brother: Can I ask for the reason?

He Ming: Although he wasn't too sober, but he cried out pretty loudly.

Ji Yan: ……..

Ji Yan: We're both young and active…..so just….times.

Yuan Brother: How many times? I didn't hear it.

He Ming: Yuan Brother, it's enough if you know it in your heart.

Yuan Brother: …….

Ji Yuan: I think now is quite good.

He Ming: Actually I think we could still add a few in the morning to solve the physiological change and make the best of both worlds.

Yuan Brother: ……Sure enough, I don't understand the world of young people.

Ji Yan: At the beginning, it hurt a little but after that it felt good.

He Ming: Just one word, amazing! Wife, why are you so tight~

Yuan Brother: f.u.c.k, can you please don't say a few sentences and then go off track?! Please care for the pure single dogs!

Ji Yan: ……..Waist

He Ming: Neck, chest

He Ming: Side of his waist, ankle.

Ji Yan: He….You'll realise yourself

Yuan Brother: …….

He Ming: The groom comes riding on a bamboo horse and tosses the green plum around in bed. (KKnotes: Childhood friends : 青梅竹馬 which literally translates to green plum and bamboo horse)

Ji Yan: I treated you like a brother, but you topped me.

Ji Yan: Unwillingly like it

He Ming: Of course I like it

Ji Yan: Of course it's on the bed.

He Ming: Wife, they didn't mean that….Yes that's right, at home.

Ji Yan: Hot spring.

He Ming: At night, in our high school teacher's office, while wearing a school uniform.

Ji Yan blushed and He Ming took this opportunity to hold him in his arms

Ji Yan: Have done both. Doesn't matter.

He Ming: Yes. Depends on how tired we are.

Ji Yan: Don't make those strange requests.

He Ming: Leave it open, no need to keep it suppressed.

Ji Yan: No.

He Ming: Of course not.

Ji Yan: ……….

He Ming: …….I really couldn't hold back at that time!

Ji Yan: ……..

He Ming: ……..Why do you keep bringing this up!

Yuan Brother who was almost thrown out the window s.h.i.+vers in fear.

Ji Yan: After. Every time I recall those dirty talk and perverted actions that beast does, I…

He Ming: I like seeing my family's Ji Yan get embarra.s.sed.

Ji Yan: ……..

He Ming: ……

Yuan Brother: Sorry I forgot you two used to be good friends. Let's move on.

Ji Yan: Not too good…I need him to teach…

He Ming: What do you think? If it wasn't good, how can he be willing to be pressed down?

Ji Yan: Don't you already know…..

He Ming: Can be taught

Ji Yan: I don't ask for much. Just I love you is enough.

He Ming: Husband, you are so good.

Ji Yan: Give up!

He Ming: …….

Ji Yan: Beads of sweat at the top of his nose, the corner of his mouth with a slight smile and his eyes filled with aggression.

He Ming: I see so you like this type. I'll try this today.

Yuan Brother: Cough, this student, you've gone off topic

He Ming: Ohh. What I like….When he is done until he could no longer speak properly and his eyes are red but he still wants to curse at me. At that time, I would shove me finger into his mouth and tease his tongue while violently hammering him from behind….

Ji Yan once again blushed and hid inside He Ming's arms. Yuan Brother's face also went red.

Ji Yan: Cheating?

He Ming pinched Ji Yan's chin: Do you want to? Is it because I have not satisfied you enough? En?

Ji Yan: I didn't…..

He Ming: Adding one more round to today

Yuan Brother: ……..

Ji Yan: No

He Ming: No

Ji Yan: That's good, I can finally rest.

He Ming: Seduce him of course.

Yuan Brother: How exactly do you plan to seduce him?

He Ming: After showering, I would deliberately leave my hair half wet and tie the bathrobe a little more loosely or even just cover myself up with a bath towel, the type that would only barely cover my lower half. I would trap him in a small s.p.a.ce and, with my forehead against his, I would tell that with every kiss, I would lower my bath towel down a centimetre.

Imagining the scene, Yuan brother nosebleeds aggressively. Ji Yan laughed and handed over a tissue.

Ji Yan smiled lightly: He Ming, what do you think about it?

He Ming: …..Pa.s.s!

Ji Yan: Sometimes Little Yellow would suddenly barge in

He Ming: But it is more exciting with the door open

Yuan Brother:…….

Ji Yan: Does the little grove count?

He Ming: How can outdoor play not count? We're you afraid that others would notice?

Ji Yan: …..

He Ming: Once, he wore only a white s.h.i.+rt, came over and sat in my lap and said 'Brother, are you doing it?'

Yuan Brother: That is so f.u.c.king s.e.xy!

Ji Yan: ……

He Ming: Of course I couldn't possible hold back.

Ji Yan: …..

He Ming: Why do you always mention this topic? At that time, I wasn't thinking straight. Wife, I was wrong QAQ

Ji Yan: ……….

He Ming: I'm telling you to shut up!

Yuan Brother made a gesture to keep his mouth shut.

Yuan Brother was forced to change topics

Ji Yan: Good face, good body.

He Ming: Ji Yan

Ji Yan: Everything is good, just that the gender isn't right.

He Ming: My ideal is based on him.

Ji Yan: …….

He Ming: Yes. Cat ears, cat tail and the like. My wife's cries sound much better than Little Yellow.

Ji Yan: ……18.

He Ming: Yeah.

Ji Yan: Although I don't remember the feeling but it is definitely this b.a.s.t.a.r.d

He Ming: It won't do if it isn't my wife.

Ji Yan: ….Like.

He Ming: Yes.

Ji Yan: Clavicle, chest

He Ming: Mouth and that place

Yuan Brother: I am still a child!!

Ji Yan: When I take the initiative to hold him or kiss him.

He Ming: When I smile and touch his face.

Ji Yan: The person on me is He Ming.

He Ming: I must take good care of my baby.

Ji Yan: Two or three times I guess. Sometimes a bit more.

He Ming: After all, we still have cla.s.s.

Ji Yan: Just, for each other.

He Ming: Yeah.

Ji Yan: A spice to life.

He Ming: Emotional catalyst.

100. Good job everyone. Please say something to each other.

Ji Yan: In this life time, I have been bent by you.

He Ming: I will use this life time to show that you have made the right decision.

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KK has something to say:

UGHHH GETTING SO FULL FROM ALL THAT DOG FOOD ?