"Why are you asking me? Why would I know?" 

Ever since the recent dormitory changes, quite a few unlikely groups of roommates were formed. 

"Just ask James to do it. He always likes to help." Evan sighed and continued doing his math homework from the sofa.

"James is out with Carol right now."

An unlikely relations.h.i.+p between two definitely different people; Evan Golde and Benjamin Vermillion.

"Just use some cream or something else." Benjamin looked at Evan as the latter again avoided getting off the sofa. Although Evan was studying like a good student, food is food. Benjamin wanted to make his eggs and eat.

"If you don't show me where the eggs are, I'll use your 'cream' instead~"

"!!!" 

At times like this, Evan would not dare to disobey. He left and came back with eggs a moment later. The day would be quiet afterwards… safe for Evan.

However, that would not account for the 3AM wake up by Benjamin. At such times, he wished he wasn't facing away from Benjamin, exposing himself from behind.

He enjoyed it, but sometimes he just wanted to sleep. Was.h.i.+ng out the stains took so much effort for him too. At this point in time, he felt as if his relations.h.i.+p more or less transformed from being at odds completely to outright spoiling Benjamin.

"Let me finish in your mouth...

"Do it quickly."

From Crown Prince to bottom.

Meanwhile, Tanya enjoyed a good night of sleep. For once, no one asked her for any naughty requests at night. This was her first complete sleep cycle in a month, marking her most relaxing night in a long time. Or so she thought.

"Hmmm… she sleeps naked~ those twin peaks would feel so nice to grope and suck on… too bad that I am stuck out-"

"What are you doing here?" Tanya immediately appeared from behind a hooded figure, tapping the latter on the shoulder with the broad side of her sword.

"Answer and don't turn around." Tanya coldly spoke.

"I am Vira h.e.l.len! I swear I did not come here for any malicious reasons!!! I just wanted to stare at big b.r.e.a.s.t.s!"

"..."

'I woke up in the middle of a perfectly uninterrupted night of sleep because she was peeking at my chest?! This little empress has already closed the blinds and yet his girl dares to still spy on me?' Tanya was furious.

"Please don't kill me! I just wanted to see the beautiful mountains once more… the way that they bounce and the way that they rest are both too good for my eyes. I fear I would go blind if I do not receive my daily dosage of that chest!"

"..."

She was absolutely speechless. Although she had lived for more than just a couple of centuries, Tanya had never met a woman more shameless and perverted as Vira. There is a certain level of expectation one had for other human beings, this just went beyond common reason. 

"Would you please leave and never return then?" Tanya asked, nudging her sword towards Vira's neck.

"O-of course! Just let me peek at her one more-"

"How about decapitation? That sounds nice." A cold sweat began to drip down from Vira's face, noticing the growing killing intent coming from Tanya.

"EEEEEK!" 

"I will stop… but can I see yours instead?"

PIAAK

The next morning, Vira was found sleeping in a pile of magical beast excrements. She could not remember why she had ended up in such a predicament, only s.h.i.+vering as she attempted to force herself to remember.

As for Tanya, she was less than happy. Although able to survive with optimal performance, she still wanted a normal amount of sleep. However, thanks to Vira, Tanya spent the entire night setting up an anti spying magic array. Thus, Tanya ended up being less than happy with Vira.

'Why did she have to transfer to the academy of all places? I swear, if I see her peeking into the room one more time… I will f**k her mother just to become her stepmother.'

Of course she would not go that far… probably.

"Tanya, why do you seem so tired today? Didn't you get enough sleep? I even skipped our nightly session so you could rest up." Penelope instantly switched into caring maid mode, trying to figure out why Tanya seemed so tired.

"I caught someone peeking through the windows. Don't worry too much about it, I sent them away." Tanya smiled.

"Besides, I wouldn't want anyone to peek at your body~ your fair skin is too beautiful… How about I kiss it… I will cover it up with my lipstick~ I'll even go down there… I'll kiss you everywhere~" 

"!!!" Penelope felt weak as her knees collapsed and she fell onto Tanya. Tanya's tongue was sharp in words, it made Penelope wonder how it would fair in bed.

"Hmmph! Get ready for cla.s.s, I don't want you losing your valedictorian t.i.tle just because you missed attendance! Be like Yuri and Diana." Penelope gestured towards Yuri and Diana, both of whom were still asleep. It also just so happened to be a weekend.

"Great example. You know what, I will be like them. I will spend a few more hours in bed, with you or without you. However, you know I would much rather prefer it with you~"

"Fine…"

Penelope and Tanya again crawled into bed. The rules of their relations.h.i.+p had long since changed. They more or less lived like equals, although Penelope still served Tanya.

Penelope would never fulfil a request she did not feel was acceptable. And yet, she seemed to go along with almost every request Tanya made.

However, who would be the one to protect Tanya? Would she be strong enough to fulfil Tanya's requests? Penelope did not know. She had long since recognised the gap in ability, but she could bring herself to ask for help from her young miss. She desired to be able to not rely on Tanya to serve her.

"Kisses for now~ and then we can sleep in each other's warmth."