Translated by newbienoona/

Edited and proofread by @lhie

Translator Notes: "Eating sideways" translated from (idiom) if you can’t eat it all, you’ll have to take it home or (fig) you'll have to take the consequences

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Trigger Warning: some violence (slapping, forceful kissing, punching, name-calling, cursing) portrayed in the story. Consider this your warning.

"I know you perceive my a.n.a.lysis as magical," Ling Hanyu says to Xiao Mingluo. Unfortunately, it also earned him a kick.

Xiao Mingluo is unhappy with his a.n.a.lysis but he knows his friend is right. He does have a high IQ!

“You two, shut up!” Han Qilu reaches for his cigarette box and pointedly throws it at them. Unfortunately, they easily evade.

Xiao Mingluo bends over to pick up the cigarette box. He hands over the cigarettes to Han Qilu while smiling. “Han Qilu, you admit it. Isn't that girl interesting?"

Han Qilu slowly looks up and down at Xiao Mingluo and looks at him disdainfully.

“An Chuxia’s mother saved my old man. I cannot be with her. Otherwise, I would strangle her!!!" He closes his eyes to calm down. "II will not let her remain comfortable while attending Stein!"

Ling Hanyu tilts his head and a.n.a.lyzes in his mind. Han Qilu's character will find it impossible to live with An Chuxia despite being his father’s savior because he will still use all means to remove the man. So, his a.n.a.lysis proves… Qilu and Chuxia aren’t going to be compatible.

Maybe he has not found her yet? Thinking of this, Ling Hanyu jokingly says, “It is your right. Who's to say that you should treat your enemy, your father’s benefactor's daughter, like a friend?"

“You know something ironic? The woman is playing my fiancée!" He confesses what's done.

The air around Buddha suddenly solidifies. Ling Hanyu and Xiao Mingluo both look thunder stricken. They both stare at Han Qilu.

He sighs. "Now you know why I hate An Chuxia? You also can understand why I don't want to deal with her directly? Mother! All of this is confidential! If this leaks out… you'll be eating sideways!"

“Han Qilu… you can’t force us to eat any other way than upright.” Ling Hanyu kindly reminds him. He immediately receives a glare from Qilu.

"You don't have to be rude. We're both cool about you handling your business." Xiao Mingluo and Ling Hanyu state before taking off from the fourth music cla.s.sroom.

Han Qilu slowly walks to the window. He peers through the huge gla.s.s window and stares at the ring in the playground. Several squares are arranged under the scorching sun.

It just happens to be An Chuxia’s cla.s.s.

“Thank you, Fei Lixiya.” An Chuxia quietly squeezes in on her left side. If it's not for Lixiya having stomach pain and being escorted by the physical education instructor, she would be getting a penalty run.

"You don't have to thank me. Didn't you already help me?” Fei Lixiya returns Chuxia's friendly smile.

"I hope you remember what you learned today. This will be tested at the end of this session. Now form two columns and runs two laps before continuing to free exercise." The physical education instructor blows the whistle and the cla.s.s immediately follows the teacher's instructions.

As soon as they are away from the teacher's hearing range, the cla.s.s approaches Chuxia and talks to her openly.

“An Chuxia, it is really great have you! It's just your first day and you're dead man walking for Han QiLu,” the girls state in admiration. She is unsure if it is a compliment or not.

“In fact… This is not the case.” Running low on patience, she swallows her spit before continuing. “I am their house… ."

“An Chuxia!"