Volume 11.5 Chapter 62

If anyone was to guess the twenty-odd year old was a ruffian, they were right. Er Laizi didnt hold an official post in Miguo Branch and didnt contribute anything besides dropping by to ask a few questions, then pour the monks big bowl of food down right in front of him. You couldnt blame people for a.s.suming Lord Miguo recruited the guy to frustrate his senior brother if you ever saw how awful Er Laizis appearance was.

If you bow down, Ill let you have this bowl of food, demanded Er Laizi.

Okay, I submit.

Hmph, I knew you wouldnt eas-, wait, what?

Thanks for the meal. The monk s.n.a.t.c.hed the bowl of food, then sat down to devour it all.

Y-y-you Write me an admission, and Ill take it back.

This one submits in mind but not in heart. Go back. The monk respectfully push the bowl back.

You flipping monk!

Be careful with your words. Everyone in Miguo Branch is a monk. Cursing monks on monks territory, if your lord were to catch wind of it, do you know what will happen?

Im not scared. Wh-what will happen?

The monk smiled. We have a hundred and eight taboos in our religion, each with their own penalties if infringed. The lightest punishment is having a hook through your tongue and your nerves pulled out.

I-I wont forget this! Despite the threat, Er Laizi had already disappeared from sight.

Hua Qing waited around for a while before coming out. Do you really have a hundred and eight taboos in your religion?

Of course not.

Hua Qing exhaled relief.

Why would you think there are only a hundred and eight?

Huh?

There are a total of five hundred and forty-eight taboos for our monks. Needless to say, putting a hook through tongues and whatnot is a fib.

I thought monks dont lie.

A matter of expediency doesnt grant many luxuries. You escaped detection this time because he is a poor martial artist. If an adept were to come here, you wouldnt be able to escape their eyes and ears if you hid here. Furthermore, I a.s.sume you didnt come here to accompany me to the grave.

Im here in search of my brother. Shall I get going now?

I dont think you can. I dont know why n.o.body noticed you come here. In saying that, casters have always been on watch outside the formation. If you exit the way you entered, I guarantee you will die.

Doesnt that mean I have to accompany you to your grave?

Not necessarily. Theres hope, but it depends on whether youre willing to gamble on it or not. The monk swivelled around. From our conversation, you should be aware that Im affiliated with Lotus Cul My junior brother is the man you refer to as Lord Miguo.

Zhuo Fengru himself wasnt privy to the details of Lord Wugou and Lord Miguos conflict, so he couldnt have told Hua Qing much. It wasnt hard to identify the monk, nevertheless. If there was anything challenging, it was convincing himself that the monk in front of him was the senior of the oversized monk.

People now call me Wugou. You can call me Wugou, as well.

Venerable Wugou, how did you end up confined here?

Lord Wugou sat down and crossed his legs. Its a long story.

Hua Qing asked for clarification at multiple points, and Lord Wugou answered without hesitation or withholding information.

Did you not say this formation confines and immobilises you?

I can still get up and down. Besides forcing my way out, which would blow me up, I can do everything else, albeit slower than usual. Moreover, unless my junior brother reinforces it once a day, Ill be able to escape. Thats why he hasnt been able to leave Shennong. I tried to use that against him as a restraint, only for me to fall for his ploy.

I saw you s.n.a.t.c.h the bowl of food blazing fast.

Im only 10% of the martial artist I once was. The formation has malfunctioned, but Ill inexorably die at my current level.

Hua Qing nodded. Wait, doesnt that mean youve been stuck here for an entire year? Who was the bald monk who set fire to Xu Manor, then?

Mm most likely Venerable Kongcang. He learns Vajra Realm under Miguo and has achieved some results. Its not surprising if he can modify his body after training it.

So it was him! Hua Qing smacked the ground, leaving a vague handprint in the ground and parting dust, yet his hand didnt hurt, leaving his jaw wide.

That is the hope I speak of. Are you aware you can draw true qi from the relic?

Me? I can use it?

I dont know the details, but perhaps its established a link with you owing to the length of time youve been together. Otherwise, when I hit you, you shouldve died even though it absorbed my energy. If Im not wrong, you transferred a portion of its storage to enhance your internal strength, thereby healing yourself. Based on my estimations, you should have 30% of my energy now.

No way

Wugou closed his eyes. Theres no need to be moved. n.o.body can predict the workings of fate. Just accept the fate given to you.

No, what I meant was, all I did was kick up a bit of dust. 30% of your strength is too shabby, dont you think?

Wugou stabbed two fingers into the ground, creating two deep holes.

Thats crazy! What discipline was that? Dragon Claw?

If you think it is not too shabby, this one can teach you it.

Really?! Hua Qing had always been looking forward to learning an advanced discipline, so it was a given hed accept the offer. Wait. Theres no free lunch in this world. Lets hear your terms and conditions.

Ahahaha, you sure are straightforward; however, this one does not have any terms or conditions. His goal is the same as yours, except his is in the form of stopping his foolish junior. We do not have much time. Please listen to the theory!

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Smoke whisked from Hua Qings skull - a sign that someone had been developing their internal energy for at least a decade. Upon opening his eyes, his perception of the world had altered, just as the first time Ming Feizhen taught him. Details that once eluded him now announced themselves to him.

Because Wugou was busy marvelling at his overnight accomplishment, he failed to hear the encroaching individual.

Er Laizi popped out from the forest to espy Hua Qing. d.a.m.n, found something!

Note

Wugou switching between I and This one is deliberate because he switches his tone throughout the conversation.

Glossary

Theory Wugou mentions - This is a big topic, so lets dive into it once and never have to do it again. Plus, youll be able to read other series without having to figure out what its all about.

Theory here might make you think of books and so forth, but theyre not physiology or biochemistry lessons. Depending on what you read, you may have seen the same term translated as methods in new-school xianxia and xuanhuan. I prefer the translation theory because I think it expresses how they fit into the martial arts system more (theory and practical).

Theory refers to phrases that teach you how to mould energy for specific purposes, the principles of the discipline and how you should think about techniques.

In the realm of Chinese fiction, these phrases will generally require learners to decipher rather than follow like a procedure. For instance, lets use Chens Tai Chi. Chens Tai Chi introduced something called Silk Coc.o.o.n Reeling. You can say that this is the theory phrase. You might see this and think, What the h.e.l.l do they want me to do? Lets decipher it now.

An a.n.a.logy from astronomy is that while the earth is rotating around the sun, the earth is also rotating around its own axis. This means that when the arms are moving in a circular arc motion, each arm is also rotating around an axis along the direction of the arm. Deciphering it, it means that one side should retract as the other extends. One should move counter clockwise if the other is moving clockwise. Using a jab, cross combo as an example: once the jab is thrown, the jab should come back as the cross comes out. Try for yourself. Extend one arm and then just think about extending the posterior arm, allowing the anterior side to come back automatically. Now, try again, but deliberately think about moving the two sides as a sea saw. All else equal, youre going to be faster and will hit harder on the latter - provided your timing is right.

Using Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms as an example, The Divine Dragon Swishes its Tail means for you to swing (same character as swish) a palm behind at an opponent behind you (Li Sheng is first to demonstrate this in Legend of the Condor Heroes) since your tail is at your rear and swinging your tail happens from the rear). See the recurring theme?

In these fictional stories, you have to learn the theory in order to learn the practical. One without the other results in a flawed system. Please dont go thinking we do this in real life; we dont.