The Atmosphere Between Su Xiao and I is Toxic

"Today, Shifu shall teach you how about the creature known as women. Women are a fascinating creature. They say 'no'…"

"But their body is straight?"

"Idiot! Dimwit! Stupid! You learnt all that from your senior martial uncle, didn't you?!" Shifu glared at me hoping that I would know better. *

"Shifu, could you at least not include English while scolding me…?"

"Open your heart and remember one thing when you encounter a woman that's hard to get along with," Shifu trained his deep loving gaze on me, looked up to the sky and roared three words. His holy voice made my blood, breath, pulse and even my soul feel shocked like they were conquered.

"PUSH HER DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

To this day, I still remember that after shifu said "push her down", he hadn't had enough and licked his lips. I still can't erase the ecstatic expression on that old geezer's face. It's virtually a traumatic childhood memory.

And so I was now faced with a very important decision.

To push down, or to not push down?

This is an important life decision.

The person before me has a crescent nose, apricot peach cheeks, long legs, a slender waist, and is enchanting, yet carries an innocent aura. You could say that it was a gift that all the men in the world craved for.

"If you push her down, you'll be rewarded with infinite joy. If you don't push her down, you'll be left with infinite regret. Disciple, pursue happiness now."

Shifu's demonic voice rang in my eyes and made my mind fuzzy.

If that's how it is, I choose-

Wait!

Su Xiao is a man, alright?!

That was dangerous! My brain nearly short-circuited there.

I anxiously shook my head, and recited the legend of the three chrysanthemums from memory.

And yet I saw Su Xiao looking at me with his big