Book 13: Chapter 122

Y-you, just how, how, what the b.l.o.o.d.y, motherflipping, son of a motherflipping ^%$%#*

And his ability to speak cohesively regressed to incomprehensible levels once I overcame the last weapon he had up his sleeve. Being the kind gentleman I was, I firmly slapped some sense back into his head.

Enough with the hala bala, and take off your mask.

It wouldnt be quite correct to describe the mask he unmasked to be large as he looked gaunt if compared to usual, though that didnt mean he looked hideous. He usually appeared as a short and stubby man, so n.o.body wouldve expected the tall and toned masked man to be him. More than likely, his public appearance was achieved through some body manipulation method, and the keg of a belly was used as a storage unit.

A disguise that polarised your actual appearance was the hardest sort of disguise to see through, reason being that it was tough to bear with compressed bones for an entire day no matter how good you were at it.

Guanhu Island was a big fat question mark in the minds of the major populace, and Yuan Kous appearance was rarely a topic in the pugilistic world. For that reason, people would a.s.sume his first appearance to be the real him, which benefited his purpose of moonlighting as the man in black. Unless he was caught, Zero probably never even considered suspecting him. I suspected him only after suspecting Teng. When his strategy was so sound, he was defeated and bemused how I found out.

How did you recognise me?

I sneered. You probably dont know which industry I work in.

Yuan Kou whacked his thigh. Youre a diviner from Wudang?

Ptoo! I pointed to myself with my thumb. Top public servant at Liu Shan Men.

Yuan Kou: They would employ even you?

The world is at peace now; its not like back in the day. As long as one is competent enough, His Majesty is willing to give you a chance to protect his vast land. Someone of your calibre has no fear of absence of opportunities to realise your ambitions. Why not use your knowledge and skills for the imperial court and imperial family?

Who did I get that script from? Why am I trying to recruit for the imperial family? These thugs would only cause chaos if they worked for the imperial court.

I shook my head. Besides, your back story is utter nonsense. Jiang Chen would arrange for your son to take the imperial exams in exchange for your service? Do you even know how the exams are conducted? Prime Minister Li is in charge of this years imperial examinations. Name one man who could possibly fool him.

Not even Jiang Chen? My son is in the capital.

Wait. Are you telling me that wasnt horse feathers?! This story is precisely what made me suspect you! You cant be serious now. Isnt your perverted organisations ambition to ruin the nation? What do you want your son to be a civil servant for? At least think through your logic!

Whats that look for? We people across the sea wish for nothing more than a stable life. The six thousand residents of Guanhu Island struggle to get by. What else could I ask for if my son could live a comfortable life in the Central Plain? You make it sound nice and all, but would the imperial court truly employ me?

I scratched my head. Sure.

I knew you moralistic-spouting civil servants ar-, what?

I said, Sure.

You said You said, Sure?

I thought he was going to jump at me. Yes, I said, Sure. Youre skilled, can disguise yourself, can a.s.sa.s.sinate and more. You possess rare skills that cost a lot to learn. If you offered your services, the departments would be fighting for you. Why would you put yourself down like that?

Yuan Kous teeth chattered. But Im a foreigner. I Im also from an unorthodox faction.

Big deal.

More unorthodox than me, buddy?

Its never too late to turn over a new leaf. Write me your resume, oh, but dont list your criminal history.

I never ever committed any crimes! We men from Guanhu Island are upstanding men! Can you really really

Do you know whose presence you are in? I am the glorious man His Majesty personally conferred the t.i.tle of Dal-, duke! My words hold the weight of official paperwork.

Yuan Kou dropped to his knees and kowtowed. Big Brother, henceforward, I am at your command!

Man, you unorthodox guys. Big Brother? What? Am I the leader of some gang?

Hahaha, dont stand on ceremony. Dont let unnecessary, frivolous formalities spoil our friends.h.i.+p. I patted Yuan Kou on the shoulder as I spoke. By the way, why are you here?

The organisation doesnt trust Jiang Chen, so they had the great m-

Hmm?

my humble self to monitor him. However, Jiang Chen is shrewd and frequently off the base, so I have not been able to do much.

Where did you learn Pure Yang One Qi? Why is it incomplete?

Over twenty years ago, when I was still a young man, I was the strongest on the island, but I was just a frog in a well, in reality. One day, while training at the bottom of the sea, I discovered dozens of skeletons, so I asked people to pull the skeletons out of the water. We rarely had visitors on the island. Given they all wore military uniforms, I a.s.sumed they soldiers. We later found their sunken s.h.i.+p that resembled the aftermath of a large beasts a.s.sault. Whatever the case, the soldiers met their end in the water. I told people to search their bodies for something to identify them by so that we could at least erect tombstones for them. On one of them I found an iron letter which contained Pure Yang One Qi.

Hmm, sounds like it wasnt the brothel version but one that one of s.h.i.+fus friends wrote. Why would one of s.h.i.+fus friends perish in the sea, though, if he had mastered Pure Yang One Qi? Something reeks of foul play. I best have a word with s.h.i.+fu.

I finally understood why I couldnt hear the cadence of Yuan Kous qi flow. Since Pure Yang One Qis method of moulding qi was uniform from beginning to end and unconnected to Guanhu Islands disciplines, when he moulded qi using the two different methods, Id easily mistake it for there being two different people.

Well, thats that, then. Next, why are you in such a hurry to escape?

While we were both stuck, I had to worry about my life. On the contrary, Yuan Kou didnt have to be worried for his life. As such, I found his sense of urgency to be odd.

You are a clever man, Big Bro. I am desperately trying to get out as soon as possible because Ive unearthed a secret: Jiang Chen plans to kill all of us.

Glossary

Iron letter Like bamboo accordions, theyre just another ancient writing medium.