Living In This World With Cut & Paste - Chapter 28-30
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Chapter 28-30

Tch, a kid wants to become an adventurer? Dont you look down on us

Yup, it seems like this is going to be troublesome.

Hyold-san, quarrels inside the guild are prohibited.

The onee-san shouted a warning at the adventurer.

However, it doesnt seem to have any effect at all.

Aisha-chan, this isnt a quarrel, Im just going to teach the reality to this kid who doesnt know his place. Just shut up and watch.

I see, if you deal with this kind of people regularly, you will be surprised at my greetings and speech.

I have understood this in a strange place.

Ah, this Onee-chans name is Aisha, lets remember that.

Race : Hume

Age : 29 years old

Occupation : Adventurer (D Rank)

Skill

Support MagicGradual Restoration Small (Stamina)

Ill observe the situation, it he looks like a bad guy, then maybe Ill take away his skills.

Oi, shitty brat! Thanks to this Hyold-samas teachings, I saved your life, so hand over all your money as reward

Hmm? Did he teach me anything? I dont understand anything he said.

Etto Hyold-san, was it? Did I receive any teachings from you? I have no idea, though

The adventurers inside the guild burst out in laughter at the exchange we had.

Oi oi Hyold, isnt he not taking you as an opponent? Youre getting looked down upon by a brat, you know

An adventurer raised his voice, pointing and laughing at Hyold.

The other adventurers laughed harder at that.

The source of the laughter, Hyold, had his face turned red and started shouting.

Dont screw around, you shitty brat! If you dont understand, Ill teach you physically!!

Saying that, he raised his fist and threw it towards me.

I can dodge it, but if I do, it might go wrong and hit Aisha-san, the receptionist lady.

I cant forgive something like that.

It cant be helped, Ill let him hit me.

Ive made a lot of potions, so I probably wont die.

I firmly guarded against the shock, and clenched my teeth.

Dogo(TLN: As in hitting something, not doggo.)

As Hyolds fist hit my right cheek, the shock sent me flying from my seat, and my back violently collided with the counter.

Ouch

I then collapsed onto the floor on my back.

Aisha-san exposed an expression of anger, and among the adventurers were whistles and cheers.

While I frantically endured the pain which almost made me lose consciousness, I plundered both the assholes skills.

I formed a smile, saying serves you right in my heart, as Cut & Paste finished without a hitch.

However, thinking that I was laughing at him, Hyold trampled on my stomach with full strength.

Gu

Seeing me who was fainting in agony, he felt refreshed, and with the foot that was trampling me, he put in strength in grinding as he crushed me.

As expected, this was unpleasant.

What happened? Its awfully noisy downstairs, did some idiot do something again?

Leaving the office, I went towards the first floor.

Oi oi Hyold, isnt he not taking you as an opponent? Youre getting looked down upon by a brat, you know

Hmm, the one who kicked up this fuss was that Hyold, huh. How many times does this make? I should prepare to give him a severe punishment this time.

Dont screw around, you shitty brat! If you dont understand, Ill teach you physically!!

When I finally reached the stairs landing, the scene entered my eyes. (TLN: http://kentikuyougo.nukimi.com/z-odoriba.jpg)

That Hyold had his fist aimed at a young man sitting on the reception.

Hm, that young man, though he could dodge, he clenched his teeth.

Since he might involve Aisha if he dodge, huh.

His action and resolution doesnt fit his age. Hes quite good.

He shows promise for a youth.

Naturally, the young man was hit and fell to the ground.

Shit

Hyold that bastard, is he trying to kill him!?

As expected, I cant just watch after seeing him putting strength in crushing the collapsed young mans stomach.

Stop it, you idiot!

I shouted at Hyold with a voice which resounded throughout the whole guild.

Everyone sent their gaze towards me.

Hey, whats this commotion about? Huh, Hyold

My voice echoed throughout the whole floor which had turned deathly silent.

As I sent a stare full of bloodthirst at Hyold, he trembled and started giving his excuse.

T, This is that, that education, giving this unruly shitty brat guidance as a senpai in the guild!

Is this like the last time you said this, where you picked a fight with a promising newbie, and then made him leave the guild? Haa?

I remembered my irritation at this idiot who keeps repeating the same stupid excuse.

You told me this before didnt you? That youve repented and this wont happen twice Oh, was it a lie?

Of course not! I didnt lie to you, Ive repented you see, I didnt do anything bad, the fault is with this shitty brat

Insisting that hes right to the very end, huh. Very well.

Ill confirm this.

Hou, Aisha. Is what this idiot saying the truth?

Despite being confused at suddenly being in the conversation, Aisha answered according to my wishes.

No, hes not. He picked a fight with a civilian who isnt an adventurer, furthermore a young man who had just come of age, and demanded money from him.

Hearing Aishas answer, Hyolds face was dyed in red again, and started raving.

D, dont joke around! I didnt do anything like that, dont you say irresponsible things!

Furthermore, when the young man rejected his demand, and suddenly hit him who is a civilian

I understand now, Aisha. For the time being, youll immediately bring that young man to the medical room. Leave the rest to me

Nodding to my instructions, Aisha, along with another receptionist lady, carried the young man to the medical room.

Even though its a serious injury, he wont die with this. Ill need to give that young man apology money from the guild later.

After confirming that Aisha-tachi has left my sight, I quietly descend from the stairs. (TLN: -tachi means and others. Basically the others is the other receptionist girl.)

Hey, Hyold wont you tell me? Since when in the world was it okay for an adventurer a D rank adventurer, at that, to raise their hand against an ordinary child?

I asked a question lavished with bloodthirst to Hyold.

I, I said Im not at fault right? Naa, please forgive me I wont do it again, absolutely, will not do it again, okay?

How many times does this make? You saying those words to me?

Its also absolutely this time. I didnt lie to you, really! Please believe me

No, as expected, I cant believe that anymore, are you looking down on me on the guild?

To err again and again, and this time he even raised his hand against a civilian.

I cant possibly absolve him of his crime, if he really think I will forgive him for this, then hes really a mindless idiot.

Ill give you two choices. First is that you pay ten platinum coins as breach of contract, and expelled from the guild.

D, dont joke around, as if Ill accept that! Dont screw with me!!!

The other is, before leaving the guild, cut off both of your arms now to pay the debt. Choose whichever you like

An adventurer the guild has accepted, and furthermore a D rank, raising his hand against a civilian and finally killing him and such, is an action looking down on the guilds trust.

If it goes that far, itll be an error due to leniency, even to the society. (TLN: Tried my best. )

You bastard, I refuse both of them!!!!

This idiot, Ill fucking let you have the worst.

Pointing a weapon towards me.

However, somethings not right. Raising his voice, the axe he swung with all his strength, that strike had relatively little sharpness.

A strike unbecoming of a D rank adventurer.

I dont think hes taking it easy but, whatever. It doesnt matter what hes scheming. (TLN: Too hard >_> )

I drew the two-handed sword I carried on my back, and cut off both of Hyolds arms from the shoulder.

I had planned to encircle him, but it ended fairly quickly, huh whatever then.

Ugaaaa, m, my aaaarms~~~~

Since he doesnt have his arms anymore, his life as an adventurer has ended.

Hell have to live quietly from now on.

While thinking as such, I casually sprinkled high-grade potion on his shoulders.

This is after all compensation, its not like I want to kill him.

I then said in a loud voice towards those within the guild.

Okay, I wont tell you to act irreproachably towards the adventurers. However, you shall abide by the rules decided by the adventurers guild.

My voice unexpectedly resounded among the adventurers who were making a stir at the tragedy inside the guild.

Those who cant abide by the rules, those uninterested in abiding, and those who hold the guilds sanctity in contempt, cannot enter the guild. Get out immediately

so I declared, and started walking towards the medical room.

An unfamiliar ceiling

As I opened my eyes, a view I have never seen before entered my sight.

Ah, Myne-kun Youve woken up? Thank goodness.

Perhaps my muttering was heard, I heard a womans voice.

I think Ive heard this voice somewhere before where was it?

As my mind was in a mess, I couldnt collect my thoughts well.

What in the world happened to me?

While my mind was in a mess, an extremely beautiful onee-san entered my view.

Ive seen this person before, this receptionist Aisha-san, was it?

Ah, Im starting to remember.

An adventurer named Hyold picked a fight with me, I was hit by him and my stomach was trampled with full strength.

Ive dont have any memories since then, which means I lost consciousness then, I think.

Where is this?

After I enquired from Aisha-san, she wore an expression of relief from the bottom of her heart and replied Its the Guild Medical Room.

I see, Aisha-san was the one who brought me here, I have to say my thanks.

Thank you very much for helping me, onee-san.

After I expressed my gratitude, before Aisha-san responded, I heard a mans voice.

Sorry Myne-kun, was it? I am the Guild Master, Bazzam. I, as the guild master, sincerely apologise.(TLN: Any suggestions?)

A man who called himself the guild master suddenly appeared, bowed deeply at me and spoke words of apology

No no, not at all. It should be me who should be sorry for troubling you.

As I replied, Bazzam-san said Eh? and showed a surprised look.

Guild Master, Myne-kun is like this, you know.

Aisha-san, for some reason, had a triumphant look on her face as she addressed the guild master.

No, sorry. Since Ive only been talking to the those guys who use rougher tones, hearing your polite speech surprised me.

Come to think of it, Aisha-san also said something like that.

Now then, the man called Hyold who picked a fight with you, Ive handed him his punishment just now on behalf of the guild.

With the previous topic settled, Bazzam-san started talking about the cause of me sleeping here.

Punishment?

Ah, Ive expelled him from the guild and cut off both of his arms.

Cut off his arms!? Seriously?

I reflexively pulled back hearing those dangerous words he suddenly uttered.

Probably realising my expression, Bazzam-san grinned broadly and told me directly.

That guy didnt just break the rules once or twice. Furthermore, this time hes guilty of trying to kill an ordinary person.

As he said that, he glanced at me and continued.

If I didnt act then youd definitely be dead by now. As the guild master I cant overlook this, he wouldnt be able to live freely up until now with his arms cut. Well, he got what he deserved

I feel like it is overkill, but if the guild master says so.

At any rate, since the punishment has been handed out, it wont matter even if I say anything.

Therefore, this incident was completely due to our guilds incompetence. We will give 20 gold coins as compensation, take it from Aisha after this.

Eh? That Isnt 20 gold too much money!? I cant accept it!!

No, the guild also has to keep up its appearance. Well be troubled if you dont accept it, so please understand.

As he said that, the guild master stood up from his seat, said Goodbye and left the medical room.

While I was flabbergasted at the rapid development, I came to when Aisha-san cleared her throat.

Sorry, even though he acted like that, he is worried about you, you know?

said she as she gave me a wink, and followed-up for the guild master.

Now then, I would like to properly apologise. Also, thanks. For taking the hit to protect me.

N, no, its only because I dont like a girl being hit besides, its originally my fault that he picked a fight

Yes, but remember that I am grateful to you, ne

Ah, yes

Somehow, it was forcibly concluded.

As expected, theres this feeling of an older woman.

Well then, lets proceed with our talk. About registering for the guild, you still havent changed your mind?

Ah, right. I came here to join the guild, Ive completely forgot about it because of the disturbance.

Yes, please take care of me.

I bowed and gave my affirmation, Aisha-san smiled sweetly and continued.

Understood, its not as an apology for this times incident, but I am assigned as Myne-kuns exclusive receptionist.

Exclusive receptionist? Whats that? An unfamiliar word appeared again.

Though I still didnt understand and was confused, she continued talking.

Ah, I havent introduced myself, have I? I am Aisha. AishaLorelle! Please take care of me, Myne-kun(TLN: Suggestions? )

Eh? Um, Aisha-san, please take care of me too not!? What is an exclusive receptionist!?

Exclusive receptionists are receptionists designated upon special adventurers by the guild master and are exclusive to them. So, as an apology for this time, Guild Master Bazzam assigned me as an exclusive receptionist to you.(TLN: Somehow she said its for the trouble, but above she says it isnt.)

Exclusive, does it mean that when I dont come Aisha-san wouldnt be working!?

Im extremely sorry for that.

No no no no, as you can see, Im weak, and will trouble Aisha-san, you know!? Please let me off

Dont worry, even though its called exclusive, Ill still work as usual, you know? It only means that I will attend to you if you come, so dont worry.

Afterwards, I tried putting up resistance, but since it has already been decided, I couldnt change the fact that she was now my exclusive receptionist.

Are you okay already? If so, lets head on to the guild counter. Ill issue the card there

With Aisha-sans prompt, I took a look at my condition, and there doesnt seem to be a problem.

Even though I was took that much damage, as expected of the guilds medical facilities, there are a lot of skilled medics.

Yes, I am alright.

Seeing me getting up from my bed, Aisha-san started walking.

Seeing that I hurriedly followed her.

Would you please sit here?

I was led to a different counter from when the trouble happened, and sat on the chair.

It is a little separated from the previous counter, somehow I had an impression that this place was the only independent and special place.

It seems like it is different from the previous counter?

I tried asking Aisha-san.

Yes, this place is for the exclusive use for adventurers who have an exclusive receptionist, and theres no need to line up like the ordinary counters.

Oh, its true that it would be a smoother process here, and I feel that the reception would be considerably warmer.

While I was thinking as such, I looked at the counter I lined up at, and even now theres still a lot of people lining up.

Well then, would you please fill in the necessary information on this paper? If you need help in writing it, tell me.

Its okay, I can write by myself.

I filled in information like my name, age and address, and after roughly checking it, I submitted it to Aisha-san.

While checking the documents she received, she started talking to me.

Oh, you live in your own house, huh, Myne-kun So youre an apprentice hunter~

While I chatted for a while with Aisha-san, she finished checking the documents.

Okay, there isnt anything wrong with the documents, wait for a while and Ill make your card for you.

She returned the documents and disappeared into the back of the room.

Eh? Seriously? Thats not possible, right? She never agreed no matter how high-ranked an adventurer begs?

While I was waiting, when I tried listening on the other adventurers conversation, I learned that Aisha-san is quite the famous receptionist.

Is it really okay for a beginner like me although the person herself doesnt care, I felt really uneasy.

To calm my heart, I appraised my own skills.

Name: Myne

Race: Hume

Age : 15 y/o

Occupation : Apprentice hunter

Skill

Cut & Paste (9/200)

DaggerExtreme (14/50)

Axe (0/50)

Leg Strength EnhancementSmall (22/50)

Sight EnhancementModerate (10/50)

Swift Feet (Small) (22/50)

Strong Arm (10/50)

MagicWind (12/50)

Support MagicSleep (1/50)

Support MagicGradual Small Recovery (0/50)

Cooking (1/50)

Etiquette (0/50)

Alchemy (6/50)

Eh?

EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!!?

Something chaaanged!?

What is this, this level!!!??? Its my first time hearing it though!?

Incomprehensible numbers appeared at the back of the skills?

I had planned on calming my heart, instead I ended up making my heart pound.

While I was trembling at the appraisal results which had suddenly changed, Aisha-san who finished her job returned.

Ara? Whats with the amusing look? Youre making a funny face, Myne-kun!

I was laughed at.

It was extremely embarrassing. I wish I could just disappear.

Sorry for making you wait, this will be your card.

As she said that, she handed me a ochre-coloured metal card with a pink border.

Engraved on it was my name and the word F.

And for some reason on the lower right, Lucas: Aisha was written.

The pink border on the card means that there is an exclusive receptionist. By the way, pink is my favourite colour.

According to Aisha-san.

The colour and material of the card determines the adventurers rank.

The materials for F-D seems to be bronze, C is copper, B is silver, A is gold, and S is platinum.

Since my rank is F, my card is ochre-coloured.

Also, the card can act as an identification document.

It seems that it is also valid even in rural areas without guilds.

Its very reliable, this adventurers guild.

Because of the credibility, Hyold whose conduct will sway that trust was severly punished by the guild master.

If I were to decrease the guilds credibility, naturally I will be punished, so I should be responsible for my actions, Aisha-san strongly warned me.

Then, the apology money which guild master told you about just now in the medical room has been put in this card.

Apology money has been put in? What does that mean?

She probably noticed me making a I-dont-understand expression.

Aisha-san smiled sweetly and explained it to me.

The guild has a service to look after the money, and can be withdrawn in any guild around the world. Information about deposited money is recorded in the card.

I see, that means that the 20 gold coins guild master mentioned is recorded in this card.

I feel extremely grateful to the guild for safekeeping the money.

If I were to buy equipment, the excess money will be stored.

Also, when you want to receive a request, you dont need to go to the counters over there, but come to this counter even if your receptionist isnt here. And, if you insert the card here, Ill come! By the way, if you go are in other guilds then naturally its the general counters.

Exclusive receptionist, amazing.

Others will be extremely envious of that.

Incidentally, if a subjugation request is accepted, the number of monsters defeated will automatically be recorded in the card, so dont worry.

Its certainly perfect, this card.

I wonder what kind of technology is used to build this. (Izzy: I want to know too.)

Well then, this is the last one. You can reissue a lost card but there will be a handling fee so please be careful. The handling fee differs by rank, F~B will cost one gold coin.

Ive heard that long ago, there never ceased to be adventurers who lose their cards.

Well, to the boorish adventurers, taking care of such a small thing will be quite hard huh.

Thus, to counter this, the guild implemented the handling fee for a reissue, and since then the number of lost card cases made a sudden drop.

After all, losing a card with such amazing features without reservation is unbearable, right.

I will also have to be careful as to not lose it.

Since all the explanations and procedures are finished, I expressed my gratitude to Aisha-san, and left the guild.

With this, I am also officially an adventurer!