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Chapter 38: Whether its Beautiful or Not Depends on the Thigh

Tang Doudou was called awake.

The moment she opened her eyes, she saw a face that was completely rejoicing in someone elses misfortune, certainly not the first thing she wanted to see

Little brat, whaddyah wake me up for? Dont you know sick people need to properly rest? Tang Doudou rubbed her head, trying to relieve the heavy pressure she felt. When she took a glance at the window, she exclaimed in surprise, Its already night?

Exactly! Youve already slept through an entire day. Seeing her wake up, Jun Xin withdrew his body and sat back onto the chair. He crossed his legs as he leaned back on the chair, a roguish smile slowly appeared on the corners of his mouth.

Tang Doudou rubbed her stomach, good thing shed sneakily eaten deer meat. Thanks to that, she didnt feel hungry even after not eating for an entire day.

Did the medicine Xiao Bai brought for me arrive yet? Even if there was no meal to eat, she still had to drink the medicine. She definitely had no intention to fall sick after all.

Yeah, I instructed the servants to simmer it and bring it here the moment it arrived. Jun Xin indicated for her to look towards her side.

Tang Doudou immediately turned her head and saw a little bowl simmering on a warming stove. It was still piping hot and giving off hot steam, causing an astringent odor of bitter medicine to float over.

Seeing this, Tang Doudou didnt even think before asking Jun Xin, Is there candy?

Jun Xin rolled his eyes and spoke with disdain: How could a grown man need candy just to drink medicineE/N?!

Its so bitter, how am I supposed to drink it down without candy!?

Fudge, the thing she hated most since childhood was drinking Chinese medicine. Why didnt she think of asking Bai Feiyun if there was a pill that can cure a cold earlier? Such a blunder ah!

You didnt even drink it yet, howre yah so sure that its bitter? Ive never seen such a man as old-womanish as you! Jun Xin continued looking down on her.

If Chinese medicine isnt bitter, then dont tell me you actually think its sweet?

Tang Doudou felt like there was no way to properly communicate with this little brat. Her watery pupils turned. She was suddenly hit with an idea, her eyes shone as she looked at Jun Xin: How about we make a trade?

No thanks! Jun Xin straightforwardly declined. With just a look, he could tell she wasnt planning anything good, there was no way hed fall for it! Not to mention, from the looks of it, this guy probably still didnt know the fact that Baili Yu was currently preparing to find her to settle the account. Hehe.

How come this guy suddenly became smarter after she took a nap?

Tang Doudou was very frustrated, but for the sake of that candy, she still chuckled on the surface, Youre refusing before I even explained anything, dont you think thats a little too impulsive?

In regards to this elementary psychological method of a jab, Jun Xin just rolled his eyes. Does she really think hes a little kid?

Weve only known each other for how long? I dont think we have anything that we can make a trade on. Jun Xin rubbed his chin, deliberating on how he should divulge that matter in order to produce the most shocking effect.

Tang Doudou didnt know that Jun Xin still had other plans. Seeing him speak like this, she responded with a very surprised tone: Weve only know each other for a little while? How come I seem to remember that it was really really long, hahaha.I think this must be the so-called familiarity at first sight, regret at not having met earlier!

Doesnt feel like it. In fact, he also shared that feeling. Otherwise, why would he impatiently run over here without even waiting for her to wake up?

Of course, there were other existing reasons. For example, spicy strips?

Jesus ah, this little brats intelligence just shoots up to the sky with whoosh whoosh whooshs once it gets dark ah!

But for the sake of obtaining a candy, she must be strong and sake it all. After being unable to coax Jun Xin for a long time, she could only take out her trump card, Do you still want to eat spicy strips?

Nope. For the time being he didnt want to. Even if he wanted to, he still had to wait until this crisis blew over before considering it again. In any case, right now it would be best not to mention the word spicy in this garden

Do you want to eat something even tastier than spicy strips? Tang Doudou continued to toss out bait. Hell, this guy loves stealing food, with one look you could tell hes a genuine foodie. Theres no way he wont fall for food!

As expected, when Jun Xin heard that there was something even more delicious than spicy strips, his heart became a bit itchy, Theres really somethingeven more tasty?

Dont say spicy, no matter what dont say spicy!

Tsk, thats just a normal snack, its nothing special. Theres plenty of things far tastier. If you want to sample them, trade for it with candy! Tang Doudou spread out her hands, her expression was clear. If you wanted to eat her things, then youll obviously need to offer something of equal value.

In reality, she didnt want to do this. Making a meal takes way more effort than a piece of candy, but it couldnt be helped since she was this type of person. If there was a better alternative available, she definitely wouldnt have allowed herself to suffer grievances!

Jun Xin considered it seriously for a while before nodding. Taking out a cloth bag from his chest, he picked out a teeny little piece of candyshard. His eyes were filled with reluctance as he handed it to Tang Doudou, Na, here. Theres only this little bit left. Im letting you know to hold it carefully, if you drop it theres no more!

Da fudge!

Seeing this, Tang Doudous eyes were almost about to pop out from glaring. Could he possibly have been more stingy?

Even saying blind things with your eyes wide open couldnt be this obvious. That bag was bulging full, it was obvious that there were still a lot ok!?

She didnt reach out to take it, and still held that expression on her face.

Jun Xin also couldnt quite keep up his expression anymore either; it seemed it was really a bit too little.

But for the sake of seeing Tang Doudous suffering look, Jun Xin thickened his skin and directly went to pick up that medicine. Handing them both over, Hurry up and drink it. Baili Yu is still looking for you for something!

After Baili Yu was mentioned, Tang Doudou couldnt be bothered to argue with Jun Xin anymore. Taking the bowl, she asked: Baili Yu was looking for me? Looking for me to do what?

She didnt even send her spicy strips over, what was Baili Yu looking for her for?

Dont tell her that the kindness in his heart suddenly flared up big time and he decided to cure the poison for her? Well, no matter what it was, lets go see first. If in the chance that it really was like this, shell really have to express her thanks to Baili Yu. After all, they werent familiar with each other, so she couldnt blame him for not wanting to help her cure the poison.

As she was thinking, she directly lifted up the medicine bowl and started drinking. It was only when the medicine entered her mouth that she noticed something wasnt right.

This medicine was actually not bitter! Not only was it not better, it even carried a faint sweet and fragrant fresh grass flavor, it was really strange!

Tang Doudou took another sip. It really was sweet.

For some unknown reason, Bai Feiyuns gentle face appeared in front of her eyes. She sighed, this guy was way too attentive, attentive to the point that it was slightly hard to accept.

Hey, whyre you not eating the candy? Youre not afraid of the bitterness anymore? Jun Xin saw that she had already drained the medicine, but that piece of candy shard was still on his palm. Tang Doudou didnt seem to have the slightest intention to take it, so he got a bit curious.

Tang Doudou sent him an eyeroll. Pinching that shard of candy from his hand, she examined it slowly, then suddenly said: Jun Xin.

This was actually the first time Tang Doudou called his full name since they met. Jun Xin was stunned for a moment, after finally realizing that she was really calling him, he opened his mouth to reply: Wha?

The voice had just came out when something entered his mouth.

The sweet and unctuous flavor spreaded out, it was very familiar. So Jun Xin closed his mouth and asked: Why did you give it to me? You dont want to eat it anymore?

Tang Doudou dusted off her hands, Im worried its poisoned, so not eating!E/N2

Li Xueyi! Jun Xin fiercely looked at her. After spitting several times, he cursed, Ive never seen a person as shameless and unscrupulous as you!

Ive also never seen a robber as good at looting a burning house as you!

Where did all my clothes go? Tang Doudou lifted open the blankets, wanting to get up to go find Baili Yu and discovered that she was completely naked. Only then did she remember that she had stripped off all her clothes before getting into bed.

Ive thrown them all away.

Nani!?(Japanese loanword for what) Thrown away!? Tang Doudou immediately stood up with a whoosh, even having the desire to throttle Jun Xin to death. Da fudge! There were still the two gems that she picked out from Baili Yus palanquin in those clothes, and he actually threw them away!?

Seeing her bare naked upper body, Jun Xins face turned red again as he scolded: Li Xueyi, do you know what it means to feel ashamed!?

Theyre both big men, what the wool yarn* does he have to be bashful for?

Yarn gets tangled easily, its just an expression to imply slightly incredulous confusion.

Tang Doudous internal heat was quite good. Plus the heater in the room was currently blazing, so she didnt feel cold even though her upper body was naked. Casting a sidelong glance at Jun Xins flushed face, she rubbed her chin and suddenly smiled, a rather wicked nefarious type of smile.

Jun Xin, come over here.

Not going. Jun Xin uncomfortably turned his head away, refusing to look at the Tang Doudou on the bed.

He also didnt know what he was being embarassed for. A mans upper body ah, its not like he hasnt seen it before. While training with several fellow apprentice brothers, they would often go with their upper bodies bare to temper their physiques under the waterfall. Sometimes they even help each other massage their backs and stuff, and it had never been awkward like this before ah!

Could it be that its because those were his senior brothers and she was an outsider he didnt know very well?

Jun Xin guessed that it was definitely because of this. In the future once he gets used to it, itll probably get a lot better.

If Tang Doudou found out that he still wanted to get used to it in the future, what would she think?

But right now, after Jun Xin had consoled himself for a moment, he was just about to turn around when his brows leaped. An unclear object appeared in the corner of his eyes.

He slowly turned around and almost spurted out a mouthful of blood. Heavens na!

At some unknown time, Tang Doudou, who was originally lying on the bed had gotten up. All that could be seen now was that her body had suddenly become incomparably soft. She was currently laying down languidly on the chair next to the bed, but her body was slightly tilted forward, inadvertently giving off an alluring aura. The strands of hair that fell loose over her forehead softly swayed in the wind, covering up the scheming look in her eyes.

The moment Jun Xin turned to look towards her, Tang Doudou immediately hooked the corners of her thin lips up deviously. Extending out her fine slender fingers, she lift up the black hair next to her ear and flung it backwards. Immediately following that, she sent a coquettish glance towards him. A pair of bright eyes incessantly batted at him as she deliberately lowered her voice, Oh! My darling Xinxin, is your servant(usually used by female servants) beautiful? Is it that you want your servant to expose the legs?E/N3

As she spoke, Tang Doudou actually slowly reached out and pulled up her pants. Her posture suggested that as soon as he nodded shed immediately expose her legs!

Jun Xins whole body shook. His entire face was flabbergasted as he looked at certain someone in front of him that was of the male gender, yet even more cottequish than a girl!

Tang Doudou saw the way he was already stupefied, she covered her mouth and gave a light laugh. Unhurriedly rising up, she floated over like a lotus until she arrived in front of him. Then, she swayed her chest while putting on heavy artificial airs, Little Xinxin, youre so bad ah! To unexpectedly want to see mois leg~ but moi just wont let you see it, humph! Make you crave to death!

I know moi means me and thats not the grammatically correct way to use it, but just bear with me please~ I thought about making it more grammatically correct using mon ma mes and je, but it just seems like a bad idea. This Chinese term is actually (lun3jia1), which is a cutesy form of the word (ren3jia1). Ren jia translates to other familys person, which can be used when youre talking to someone about other people or when youre refering to yourself in a slightly arrogant way. For example, you can say (everyone) all likes pusheens ah! Or so what, (I) just likes wasabi flavored ice-cream! So I shall be using moi for .

Jun Xin:

Xinxin ah darling, are you hot?

Darling Xinxin, if youre hot then just take off your clothes ah, let me help you. Tang Doudou curved her eyes as she slowly walked closer.

Li-li Xueyi! What are you doing! Y-youre shameless! When he heard the words take off clothes, Jun Xins shocked brain finally came back around the bend and reacted. Looking with an almost hysterical panic at Tang Doudou as she approached, he retreated step after step. He immediately covered his front lapels, looking completely charming and weak as if he were being pressured by a vulgar uncle. Seeing that, Tang Doudous wolf nature flared up and she itched to pounced over and directly

Alright, she doesnt have the tool to commit that crime. But this guy really is incredibly tsundere, teasing him a bit isnt bad.

As she thought of this, her pace suddenly increased. She had already forced Jun Xin into a corner in just a few steps.

Dont come over here! Otherwise I-Ill call someone here! At this time, Jun Xins fair face was already thoroughly flushed red. In all his years of life, when had he ever faced a scenario like this? His brain was completely blank, he even forgot the fact that he knew martial arts for the time being.

But what kind of person is Tang Doudou? Looking at the panic in this little guys eyes and his appearance, Tang Doudou already knew that he was already lost to the point where he couldnt recover himself. Whatever she does to him right now, he wouldnt be able to respond until half a day later.

Fresh and pure little virgin(male), it precisely described what Jun Xin was like now.

In modern times, a young man who was this pure only existed inside novels and TV shows. In reality, all of them had little adult movies stored inside their cloud drives, so Tang Doudou could only read some novels and endlessly YY(fantasize).

With this perfect young man that was in front of her right now that even had a tsundere attribute. If she doesnt properly tease him a little, wouldnt it be completely wasting her transmigration?

The more Tang Doudou thought about it, the more excited she got. Reaching out, she pressured the helpless Jun Xin to the wall, and a perfect thump resounded as her palm hit the wall. Throwing out a sigh, the corners of her lips nefariously rose up as she spoke ambiguously, Darling ah, hurry up and call ok? The louder the better ah, Im already itching to get on with it

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Credits: Translated by Chiyomira, Edited by Prady

[Chiyomiras Corner]

C: Not sure which cover shes talking about. On xiang5 she uses the current one and a google search only turns up one other cover so here~

E/N: How could a grown woman also need candy just to drink medicine lmfao

C: Moi doesnt need candy, moi just needs a ton of water. Candy mixed with the taste of Chinese medicine is like black coffee with honey, literally. XP

E/N2: .wow

E/N3: omg so evil

E/N4: Has she ever heard of discord? She will find many, everyone here is like poor Jun Xin.

C: Shoutout to join the volarenovels discord~~

Since theres a lot of commentary already, Ive moved my original explanation of the placements of he and shes to a later chapter~

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