"There isn't a one of ye that's a monster," I says, and nod to the translators to indicate that they should relay my words. "You're just bound to lycanthropy now. Fancy word for a certain kind of binding. All magic is a binding of some kind. And Druids are bound to the earth. To Gaia." I'd stood to meet the other children after Tuya, but I go ahead and squat again so that the kids would know I was speaking to them and not their parents. I pull up my right sleeve to reveal my tattoos, then speak to the apprentices, sweeping my eyes across them in turn. "This ink is not for decoration. It's my binding to the earth, and that in turn allows me to bind myself to four animal shapes and do many other things besides. When you are ready, you will be bound to the earth in the same way, and then you will be able to shape-shift into four different creatures. But a Druid's shape-shifting is different from a werewolf's. It's faster, painless, and we don't have to do it at all if we don't want to. But you're probably going to want to. Wouldn't you like to fly?" The kids nod and I smile. "Sure! Who wouldn't? One of your shapes will be a bird of some kind. I'll show you in a minute."

My eyes flick over to Greta and she nods, encouraging me to continue. She coached me on what to do next, warning me about modern cultural standards of modesty.

"The thing about shape-shifting is, ye can't do it with your clothes on. Or if ye do it's mighty painful and ye can hurt yourself. Better to get rid of your clothes first, and get rid of any shame about your body while you're at it. The shape you were born with is perfect in Gaia's eyes. That should be good enough for anybody."

I rise from me crouch and say, "I'm going to shape-shift to a red kite now, just to show ye what I'll have ye workin' for in the years ahead. All the language schooling, all the mental exercises, and all the physical training will be to get you ready for the responsibility. But make no mistake. It's fun too."

Switching to Old Irish, I bind my shape to a red kite as I turn my back and throw off my robe. They see it fall and me shrink down to a bird of prey at the same time. I screech at them and all of them gasp, but the new pack members especially-they've all endured the painful transformation to a werewolf and can't conceive of the process being fast and smooth. I take wing and circle around them a couple of times, their eyes following me, and I can see the kids are excited now. I light next to me robe and shape-shift directly to a bear, giving them a friendly grunt. They're delighted by it, and this is Greta's cue to come on over and drape the robe across me back. I turn around and shift back to human and the robe falls into place-all her idea.

"Nobody is going to mind a little ass," she said to me before they arrived, "but it's hardly necessary to show them the whole package, is it?"

I didn't see why it mattered, but she did, so I agreed to do it her way.

The kids are so juiced they can't stand still: A couple of them actually jump up and down and clap. And the parents are happy too, smiling down at their kids, because such joy is infectious.

"Gaia gives Druids these forms to help protect her better-our primary function is to protect the earth. And you do that by watching out for the elementals, and in turn they kind of watch out for you. When you're bound to the earth, you'll be able to talk to the elementals directly. But I can let ye talk to the elemental here right now. Flagstaff rests on the Colorado Plateau, so we think of this elemental as Colorado. I've already let it know you'll be here today, and it's going to give each of you a small sphere of sandstone, which I don't want you to lose. You will use it to talk to Colorado. First, take off your shoes so the earth can feel your presence."

I have never seen any group of kids so eager to be barefoot. They all plop down and start tugging at their shoes, and their parents laugh. Once they're all back on their feet and wriggling their toes in the earth, I send a message to Colorado through my tattoos that the new apprentices are ready and standing opposite me. The ground in front of the kids breaks and crumbles, and spheres of sandstone rise up out of it, each with a slightly different pattern of tans and reds.

"All right, I want ye to pick up the stone, close it in your hand, and concentrate on saying hello to the earth. It doesn't matter what language you use. It won't use language to reply back, but you'll feel it."

They all bend down to pick up their stones and then scrunch their eyes closed in concentration. I have to admit it's fecking adorable. After about ten seconds they start laughing and happy-crying when they hear Colorado in their heads, and damn if me own eyes don't get watery at the edges. It's tough to not get emotional when ye finally realize that you're not trapped on the planet with things that want to eat ye or tell ye what to do. All the earth wants ye to do is thrive, and ye feel that love whenever ye contact an elemental.

I look up at the parents and tell them we'll be at it awhile and they can let us be. "Ye can ask me any other questions ye might have later on." They say thank you by word or gesture and depart with Greta and Sam, leaving me with the kids and the three translators. I let the kids commune until the parents are out of sight, and then I interrupt them.

"Colorado doesn't speak in language, ye may have noticed. You get pictures and feelings. You can ask it simple questions, though, and it will understand what ye mean as long as ye think it really hard. Ask Colorado to show ye the places and creatures it loves the most. You will see."

Some of them whisper the question aloud in their effort to think really hard, but once Colorado begins to answer, their faces switch from awe to surprise to wide smiles and more as images filter through their heads. Whatever they're seeing, it's all new to them, since they come from very different parts of the world and would not be familiar with the native plants and animals here.

I give them a few minutes and then thank Colorado, asking it to stop.

"All right, I want ye to tell me what you saw. Tuya, you go first." One by one, down the line, they tell me about snakes and lizards and scorpions, mule deer and native trout, the blue-green waters of Havasupai Falls in the Grand Canyon, the sandstone buttes of the Navajo Nation and the canyons cut by floodwaters there. Thandi is last, and she begins to tell me about coyotes but then breaks off and her eyes pull away from me face to look at something over me right shoulder. She points and squeaks, "Big ugly man!"

I half expect it to be a joke and get a round of giggles out of them when I turn around to look, but she isn't kidding. The very definition of big and ugly is coming this way out of the pine trees. It's that fecking bog troll who says I owe him gold.

"Holy shit," one of the translators mutters.

"All of ye run back to the house now," I says. "Find Greta and your parents and tell 'em there's a troll come calling. Shoo, now, go on!"

The translators herd them away and the kids scurry toward the house with jerky little kid legs, leaving their shoes behind. It's a grim face I'm wearing when I go to meet the troll. He's lumbering in long, plodding steps, and he still hasn't figured out how to hide his dangly bits. What he has figured out is how to find me and get here without using one of the Old Ways, a feat I thought impossible. And it probably still is. What's really happened is that he's found someone to help him. And the bastard has also ripped up a young aspen tree to pound me with. Well, we'll see who does the pounding.

I fish me knuckles out of the robe pocket, slip them on, and charge them up as I walk, and I also mutter the bindings to increase me strength and speed. I'd like to simply go at him, but I need to know first how he got here.

There are bound trees nearby-Siodhachan saw to that-which means one of the Tuatha De Danann could have brought him. It certainly wasn't Granuaile or Siodhachan. It could not have been any of the lesser Fae, because most of them need oak, ash, and thorn to shift, especially if they're bringing someone else with them, and there isn't any of that growing together in this part of the country. That leaves two possibilities: He came to earth via one of the Old Ways in Europe and traveled here under a glamour-extremely unlikely-or there's an Old Way up in the San Francisco Peaks we don't know about.

I thought there weren't any Old Ways on this side of the globe, but it's possible that someone made a new one.

A shiver of dread tickles me spine at a thought and I say to the troll, all smiles, "Mornin', lad, good mornin'. How was Fand when ye spoke to her?"

"She is fine," he says without thinking, because trolls are grand at that.

"Good to hear, that is. She's very helpful, eh? Helping you find me and then arranging a path for you to get here. So kind."

"She is good, yes."

"And all that from prison!" A prison, I might add, chosen by meself and her mother, Flidais. I had acted as Brighid's proxy in that matter to make sure Fand would be secure, and Flidais had come along to make sure her daughter was well treated and the Fae would have no cause to complain on that score. "She's truly powerful."

The bog troll's gnarled gray face squishes and moves around with great effort of thinking. "Prison? She's not in prison."

That tickle o' dread becomes the uncomfortable sound o' me bowels liquefying, for he had just confirmed me worst fear. At some point Fand had quietly escaped and was now helping bog trolls hunt down Druids, in addition to whatever other shenanigans she could think of. Since starting a war in Tr na ng was her last great idea, I don't like to think of what else she might be up to now.

"Oh!" I says, chuckling at him. "That's right, I forgot she's out. Where is she now?"

"She's at-wait." The horrible accident of his face turns suspicious. "I'm not supposed to say."

Damn. So close. At least I'd learned more than Fand would have liked.

"I'm here for my gold," he rumbles. "You crossed my bridge and never paid. It's time." He twitches the tree trunk at me in a not-so-subtle threat.

Greta will never get me to buy a cell phone, but she did show me the Internet and get me signed up on this thing called Twitter, under the name @ArchdruidOwen, so I could learn how people today can socialize while being separated by hundreds or thousands of miles. And she told me about Internet trolls, which are smaller and less dangerous than bog trolls but may smell just as bad. I remember her first rule regarding them, which was actually me own rule two thousand years ago, and smile up at my uninvited guest.

"Sorry, lad, but I never feed the trolls." And then I haul off and punch him hard, directly in the dong.

Troll skin is naturally tough and makes wearing armor unnecessary, and troll skin foreskin is no different. But me new brass knuckles could shatter rock, so I wasn't quite sure what would happen when I made contact. In hindsight, I should have pulled me punch a bit, but I'm so mad that he's there threatening me new Grove and that Fand's escaped that I just go for it, which means I'm abruptly in a new kind of nightmare when me fist punctures the skin and keeps going.

I'm up to me elbow in spongy troll cock, and we're both profoundly unhappy about it and yelling fit to beat a ban sidhe. He crumples inward by reflex, grabs with his massive left hand, and yanks me out of there and tosses me through the air a good thirty yards or so. I land on the exposed face of a half-buried boulder and it crunches me left shoulder blade, shooting pain through the whole arm before it goes numb and useless. I roll onto me right side in the bunch grass and lever my body up, staggering to me feet as the troll realizes he's not going to die but just be permanently disfigured in his dank and smelly junk. He gets powerful angry about it and forgets all about getting his gold out of me. All he wants now is to stomp me to a smear in the mud. Or bash me on the head with that tree of his. He picks the latter option, bellowing and charging with the tree, though due to his injury he's kind of lurching more than running.

The day I passively wait for a charge to arrive is the day you can dip me in a lake of salted whale shite. Speaking quickly, I throw off me robe and shape-shift to a ram. I charge him right back, lame left front leg and all-I'm still faster than he is by a far stretch. He's a right-handed lad, so he'll be planting his left foot to take his swing. That's the leg I aim for as I lower me head, horns covered in the brass. He tries to adjust and take me out with his aspen trunk but whiffs over me head as I get inside his guard. I plow into his left shin and don't completely take off his leg but it's a near thing. The bones audibly fracture in a few places, and I stumble sideways, rocked by the collision. He goes down loud and heavy and won't be charging me again: The bones have erupted through the back of his leg and stick up like spires.

Thing is that there's no easy way to finish him off-and I will be finishing him off out of necessity. You can't put your fist through a man's wood and expect him to forgive and forget. He had gone too far in coming after me, and I had gone too far in my response. It's a death match now, and it's not going to be easy for either of us to survive.

Climb up on his back and he can roll over and crush me. Try to get to any of his organs, and his perfectly functioning arms and hands can get to me first. He's already looking for me and, damn it, while I'm looking at his face he kicks out blindly with his right foot, a trick move where he's bending it over his left while lying facedown, and it knocks me over and I land on that lame left shoulder. Bone grinds against bone and I bleat, which is a fecking awful noise. The ram form isn't useful anymore, so I shape-shift to a bear as he rolls over to his back, pivots on his hips, and raises that log of a leg in an attempt to heel-kick me into paste. Me left arm still isn't working of course, but I'm counting on the right one to win this. I dart in a bit closer, raise up on my back feet, and meet that troll's leg with my claws, gouging deep grooves across the tendons at the back of his ankle and effectively halting his descent. After the reflexive recoil, he brings it down again, pain be damned, and I'm still there. I'm clubbed to the ground by the back of his calf and see spots in me vision, but I just keep lashing out with me claws until the pressure disappears and he's rolled away to escape me. I struggle up and am unsteady on me paws, forget I'm injured, and try to put weight on my left front foot, which crashes me to the ground again. When I manage to lift myself off the ground once more, I see through blurred vision that the troll is grabbing for that tree trunk with giant fingers. He's also spinning around somehow in the sky, but I know that can't be really happening-he's clocked me upside the head right well. Might as well be dead already, because I don't have the wits left to dodge another blow, even if I can accurately judge where it's coming from in time. Three of those trees rise up in the air and hang there for an impossible time, frozen like I was on that island for all those years, and then they begin to fall in different directions. I hear them-or it-crash back to earth but am not rightly sure where it lands except that it's not on top of me. Me vision won't focus and I blink furiously, trying to locate the troll, and when I finally find him he's not moving. He's underneath the tree, and I think that's mighty strange. Then I see the stained grass and earth around us and realize that he bled to death. My claws must have opened a few arteries, and, combined with his broken leg and that other thing I did, he ran out of juice pretty fast.

I shape-shift back to human and lie on my right side so all me tattoos can soak up energy and help me heal. Moving that much makes everything spin again, and I'm sick on the grass. Greta's face appears in front of mine soon after that, and all I can think is that I probably still have vomit in me beard.

"Owen? Owen! The kids said this thing is a troll."

"Are they safe?"

"The kids? Yes. You don't look so good. Your arm's out of its socket."

"It is? Well, it's worse than that on the inside."

"Owen, your eyes aren't tracking me. Can you see me?"

"Aye, all four-no, five of you."

"You're concussed."

That's a new word for me and I tell her so. "I don't know what that means. Hope it means I'm handsome."

"Of course you are. But tell me, are you healing right now?"

"Aye. Trying to."

"Focus your efforts on your brain. It's probably swelling. And don't go to sleep."

"Funny ye should say that, because I'm quite sleepy."

"No, no, don't sleep. Talk to me. Why is there a troll here?"

"I owed him money. He didn't want Canadian money, though. Showed him the queen and the king of Canada and everything, but he wouldn't take it."

"What? You're not making sense."

"It's because of Fand. She escaped. She's free. We have to find her."

"Which one is Fand again?"

"The one who wants to kill us all because we aren't living in the past."

"Is this because of something your apprentice did?" Her expression darkens just referring to him like that, and I think sometimes she would blame Siodhachan for bad weather if she could.

"No, love, not this time. This time it's me own fault. My fault I never fed the trolls. My fault that Fand escaped and sent him here. I'm sorry."

"How is it your fault that Fand escaped?"

"I was responsible for keeping her locked up. However she managed to spring free, I should have thought of it first."

"Pfft. I hate that shoulda-woulda-coulda crap, Owen. You can never go back. You can only go forward. Like this arm here. You can't go back to when it was never dislocated. You can only shove it back in and hope it heals all right. I'm going to do that now," she says, grabbing me near the elbow.

"Easy, now. I'm handsome and concussed."

Maybe she tries to go easy and maybe she doesn't. It fecking hurts regardless, and I howl about it when it pops back in. She doesn't apologize, though, because there's simply no help for some pain: Sometimes ye just have to clench your teeth and endure it.

"What are we going to do about this body?" she says. "We can't leave it here."

"I'll have the earth take it in," I answer. "The kids don't need to see it all torn up like that. And they don't need to see me like this either. You'll keep 'em away until I'm healed, won't ye, love?"

"Yes, I will. Or their parents will. They're all at the house now. Except for Mohammed, I guess, because here he comes."

Mohammed's a lad of Greta's mind about the past: He doesn't ask what happened but rather asks what needs to be done next. Greta requests a new set of clothes for me and some water, and he dashes away to fetch them.

But in doing so-moving forward, in Greta's mind-he's still dealing with the past. It's always strung out behind us, innit, attached to our arses like a roll of toilet paper we trail out of the bathroom, pointing the way to the giant shite we just took. It doesn't matter if we flushed it down: Everyone still knows what we did there. So it's fine to say it's all done and you have no connection with the past, that you're a new person every second, but silly in my view to pretend that person isn't made of the old one.

I know I can't feed meself that plate of bollocks and swallow it. I can go forward and maybe put Fand back in prison before she does any more harm, but I can't pretend I'm not at least partially responsible for her escaping in the first place.

And I can't pretend that I don't understand Siodhachan anymore. The lad's got himself mired in a bog far worse than the one this troll used to live in and he doesn't know how or even if he's going to get out of it. I have to tell Brighid that her enemy is loose, and I don't know how I'll manage that without dying of shame, but it's nothing compared to what me old apprentice is facing.

Times were a whole lot simpler back when they were frozen for me.

CHAPTER 12.

Fand had recently set the dark elves after me as part of her effort to rid the Fae of one Iron Druid, and I had barely escaped my encounters with them. Had they not relied on their magical weapons, against which my cold iron aura proved to be excellent armor, they would have ended me for sure. They were strong and fast and, unlike the average Bond villain, not given to conversation; rather, they were silent and implacable, like the nameless thing you used to fear was hiding in your closet or under your bed, childhood nightmares made of flesh and smoke.

I had never been to Svartlfheim but knew in theory where it was-Manannan Mac Lir had given me a map of the nine realms, which placed the entrance in Niflheim between the Vir and Ylgr rivers. It wasn't to scale, however, and I doubted very much that the entrance would be as plainly visible as it was on the map. And since we would have no luck putting Svartlfheim into a GPS app, I was somewhat worried that we might spend significant time just figuring out how to get there.

Brighid was waiting for me at her throne in the Fae Court when I arrived, already dressed for battle and leaning on the sort of massive oversize sword one saw in anime. Unlike the diminutive protagonists of those dramas, she had the muscle to swing such a massive weapon. She also had a set of armor and a shield ready for me-Goibhniu's old kit, in fact, which fit me well and assured me instantly of its quality. She helped me into it, since none of her Fae attendants could get close to me without turning to ash. As she did so, I noticed that there appeared to be fresh etchings in the armor, laid down on top of the old decorative patterns; some of the edges were still raw.

"Is this a binding of some kind?" I asked.

"Added it last night," Brighid said. "Protection against fire. I know your aura protects you from my fire to some extent, but that won't protect the armor itself or your sword. Pointless to have your skin immune and not what you're wearing. You'll cook in this otherwise."

"Not sure I understand," I said. "Are you planning to set me on fire?"

"How do you think we're getting to Svartlfheim?" Brighid replied. "We're flying there aflame. We have to follow the roots of Yggdrasil down to Niflheim and then cross a considerable distance to get to the dark doors of Svartlfheim."

I tried my best not to geek out. I had always wanted to fly like a mutant superhero, and flying with Brighid was bound to be a smoother ride than the jerky, twitching ascent to Asgard that Perun gave me one time. I covered my excitement by saying, "You know how to get there already?"

"Aye. Scouted it soon after Eoghan told me the Morrigan's message. The entrance is guarded."

She wrapped the scabbard and handle of Fragarach in a ribbon marked with the same bindings as the armor, and then we were ready. We shifted separately to the same point on earth-or Midgard-where one of the main roots of Yggdrasil was bound. It was an idyllic stretch of Sweden with a fair blue lake that Freyja had turned into a portal when we had to visit Hel. Brighid likewise made a portal next to the root of the Midgard tree that was bound to Yggdrasil's, albeit a much smaller one.

"Jump through," she said, "and I'll catch up as you fall. I don't want to set this tree on fire."

So I cannonballed through the portal and fell into shockingly cold air, the sky of Midgard gone and replaced by the gray dismal mist of Niflheim. I got about five seconds of free fall next to the root of Yggdrasil before I was cocooned in warmth and bright orange flame surrounded my vision. Brighid appeared on my right, gesturing that I should straighten out headfirst like her, and once I did she redirected our flight, pulling us into a horizontal trajectory a thousand feet or so above the great wyrm Niddhogg, who was stretched out fatly as he munched at the root of Yggdrasil. We banked west and Brighid pointed out two specific rivers originating from the spring of Hvergelmir.

"That one is the Vir," she said, indicating the one on the left, which threw up a curtain of steam into the air, "which borders Muspellheim. We will follow that and then turn north at a waterfall, cross a snowy plain, and find the entrance hidden on a wooded hill. Sentries watch from among the trees."

I nodded, not wanting to shout through fire, and watched the miles disappear underneath us. The lava-scorched crags of Muspellheim were occluded by the steam rising from the Vir River, and I hoped we might see a fire giant from a distance. But all too soon we had banked across the vast sea of snow, never sparkling like it does in sunlight but gray, slick, and wet, like mucus under the cloud cover. A few islands of stunted pipe-cleaner trees poked up in the distance-the hills Brighid spoke of-and off to the east was an anomalous blob of black and light blue that somehow managed to wink and gleam in the dishwater light of Niflheim.

I pointed to the blob on the snow and asked Brighid, "What's that over there?"

Her head swiveled to examine the oddity and then, when it didn't make any sense to her eyes, she altered our course to take a closer look. A minute or more revealed that we had not been seeing a single thing but many things made one by distance. What we were looking at was an army of sir in blue glass armor-the Glass Knights-accompanied by a battalion of stout dwarf elite infantry, the Black Axes. They were marching toward Svartlfheim. The dwarfs would have new runes on their axes that could cut a dark elf in smoke form and force him into corporeal solidity; the Glass Knights had defensive runes on their tiled armor that rendered them invulnerable to the dark elves' knives, much like my cold iron aura. It allowed them to wait in safety until the dark elves could no longer maintain their smoke form and then shoot them with flechettes as soon as they solidified.

Once I explained this to Brighid, we pivoted in midair and shot ahead of the army to warn the dark elves.

The entrance to Svartlfheim boasted no intricately carved stone doors or huge walls, no pillars or obelisks or massive sculptures outside to celebrate and prop up the cultural ego. It was a simple pair of wooden doors set in the hillside, albeit dark like ironwood or ebony, and manned by four bored guards. High enough and wide enough to move in some fabulous furniture but far short of grandiose.

To their credit, the guards did perk up at the approach of a fireball in the sky. They dissolved into black smoke as we touched down, melting snow into a puddle beneath our feet.