Chapter 915: Nightmare Revisited

Xiao Qin wrapped her arms around the cla.s.s leader. It seemed like she was trying to force the cla.s.s leader to be her girlfriend to prove her manhood.

How childis.h.!.+ Your thinking must still be stuck in the eighties! Nowadays, girls can have girlfriends just like boys can have boyfriends!

The embarra.s.sed cla.s.s leader tried unsuccessfully to push Xiao Qin away. I couldnt stand watching any longer and said to Xiao Qin:

Just because youre flat-chested doesnt mean that youre a man! Even Chun Ge is flat-chested, right? b.r.e.a.s.t.s, Adams apples, and such were called secondary s.e.x characteristics in our health cla.s.s! In comparison, primary s.e.x characteristics are what really matter! You dont have

I wanted to say You dont have a p.e.n.i.s, but since the cla.s.s leader was there, I changed it to You dont have a thing down there!

The drunk Xiao Qin didnt hesitate and pulled open her pants slightly at the waist and glanced down, then immediately looked annoyed:

Huh? Where did it go! Did you steal it?!

Steal my a.s.s! Can it even be stolen? Or are you talking about the sock you used to imitate a p.e.n.i.s when we were younger?

Regardless, it wasnt a good idea to leave Xiao Qin, who believed she was a boy, behind in a public place. After the cla.s.s leader regained her composure and parked her bicycle, she gave me a wink. Then she suddenly started tickling Xiao Qins waist to expose her weaknesses, and I took the opportunity to grab Xiao Qins hands.

Xiao Qin, who had her hands restrained, wanted to resist, but she succ.u.mbed to the combined effects of the alcohol and pressure from us. She opened her mouth, yawned exaggeratedly, then leaned back and ended up falling asleep while leaning against the cla.s.s leader.

The cla.s.s leader and I exchanged glances. We werent sure how to deal with Xiao Qin, who had fallen asleep with a cute smile, because we were afraid she would return to her aggressive state once she woke up.

After a discussion, the cla.s.s leader helped Xiao Qin onto the back seat of her bicycle, and I started pus.h.i.+ng it aimlessly.

Cla.s.s leader, arent you supposed to go back for the evening self-study session? I said. Why dont you head back to school first? After Ive taken care of Xiao Qin, Ill return the bike to you.

The cla.s.s leader shook her head, If you dont have someone holding her from behind, Xiao Qin might fall off. Besides, what exactly is going on with her

I explained about Xiao Qins gender ident.i.ty disorder in more detail than before, even mentioning that Xiao Qin used to dress up as a boy and even got into fights with me as a child though I left out the part where it was only her giving me one-sided beatings.

Thats why when I took a shower at Xiao Qins place

The cla.s.s leader probably recalled when she first took a shower at Xiao Qins place where Xiao Qin pulled back the shower curtains and looked at her. She felt like Xiao Qins gaze was like a boys, but it was embarra.s.sing bringing up this story in front of me again, so she stopped halfway.

While we were talking, Xiao Qin, who had been lying on the bikes back seat, suddenly woke up. Her alert eyes clearly meant that she had been pretending to sleep! How sly!

Xiao Qin placed her hands on the seat for support and like an Olympic gymnast, she used it as a pivot and performed a forward roll to land in front of the bike!

Hmph! So you thought I was asleep and the two of you shared an intimate conversation shameless!

Xiao Qin accused us with a tone as if she had caught us in the act.

Its not an intimate conversation I said and scratched my head in confusion.

Xiao Qin, snap out of it! Youre a girl! the cla.s.s leader also shouted.

Shut up! s.l.u.t! Xiao Qin pointed to the cla.s.s leader and called her an unimaginable word, I have to take care of some business, so stay here! Dont seduce the wild donkey! Dont cuckold me!

Um, I dont think the cla.s.s leader has any reason to seduce me? I dont even think its the cla.s.s leaders personality to seduce someone? Also, why do you speak as if the cla.s.s leader is already your wife?

The cla.s.s leader was naturally very embarra.s.sed after being scolded like this by Xiao Qin.

Xiao Qin, calm down, I know a few hangover remedies. Shall we go back to school? Or we could also go to Ye Lins house.

My house was about the same distance from the subway station to the school, actually it was even a bit closer.

Really? Xiao Qin was furious and her eyes turned red, I just said I was leaving and youre already planning to have an affair with the wild donkey at his house? Just you wait! Ill be back to catch you two in the act! If I do, Ill drown both of you in a pig cage!

Speaking of which, the Little Tyrant really had a traditional way thinking. Being drowned while in a pig cage was an ancient form of punishment. but it was still on the tip of her tongue despite being born in modern times.

Xiao Qin was clearly afraid of the two of us committing adultery, but she still turned and ran into an alleyway. Who know what she was in a rush to do.

Cla.s.s leader, you can go back to school first. I said to the cla.s.s leader while already running after Xiao Qin, As you can see, Xiao Qin is all over the place once she gets drunk. Ill follow her until she sobers up and we dont really need too many people.

I guess thats the only way The cla.s.s leader sighed after taking her bike from me, I need to get back to manage the evening self-study session. Keep an eye on Xiao Qin and dont let her get into any danger.

Dont worry. I waved to the cla.s.s leader to rea.s.sure her, Xiao Qin and I have grown up together, I roughly understand her actions, and I wont let her get into danger. After all, shes my future step-sister

Despite saying this, I didnt stop walking and quickly caught up to Xiao Qins figure.

If you run, then youll sweat, and sweating can help you sober up. I had hoped that while being chased by me, Xiao Qin would soon revert back to being a kind childhood friend shoujo cat maid.

However, I had a bad feeling when I encountered a young man sitting on the ground almost scared out of his wits. I asked him what happened, and he, trembling, told me that a girl had s.n.a.t.c.hed the beer he had just bought from the convenience store and almost ruptured his t.e.s.t.i.c.l.e.

Whats this situation? Xiao Qin, are you Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Your Little Tyrant persona knows how to find alcohol to sustain himself? Just two alcohol chocolates and youve transformed for over an hour, so does that mean you wont revert back to yourself today if you drink an entire bottle of beer?

I tracked Xiao Qin all the way to the ruins of a demolished building.

Xiao Qin squatted in the middle of the ruins in a posture that wasnt very ladylike and rummaged through the broken bricks and tiles with a stick. Fortunately, she wasnt wearing a skirt; otherwise, she would have definitely exposed herself.

The sight of the ruins brought back memories from my childhood. Every summer, the kids from our compound would catch crickets and fight them against each other, and the ruins were a prime location for finding them.

The Little Tyrant also joined in the cricket battles with everyone. However, perhaps due to her lack of patience, the crickets she caught were never very strong, and they were defeated by mines several times. As revenge, she sneaked a stray cat into my house through the window while I was out, and there was nothing left of the formidable crickets but cricket legs after the cats visit

Just thinking about it makes me angry! What are you doing now? Catching crickets? But its already autumn! Dont you know the saying: Autumn gra.s.shoppers dont hop for long?

Suddenly, I realized that crickets might also fall into the category of Wim that Xiao Qin fears. But the drunk Xiao Qin awoke her Little Tyrant persona and even her androphobia was cured (since she believes shes a male), so naturally, she wasnt afraid of Wim anymore.

This area, that was left with only ruins and broken walls, was deserted apart from Xiao Qin and me. Unlike the old days, parents didnt feel safe letting their children play, catch insects, or engage in other risky activities in theses places anymore. Nowadays, kids stay at home with countless video games to play.

Xiao Qin! I slowly approached her from behind, Have you had enough fun? If youre done, lets go home! Winter is just around the corner, so there wont be any crickets here!

Xiao Qin ignored me and continued to pry open a large red brick with her stick.

Who said I was looking for crickets? I was actually looking for centipedes and planned to put one in your collar

Xiao Qin picked up a large red and black centipede with the distinctive laugh of a drunk, then started walking towards me with an evil grin.

d.a.m.n! Even Im a bit scared of such a big centipede! Hurry up and let it go! Its family must be worried sick!

Dont come any closer! I made a defensive posture, If you really intend to stuff that centipede into my clothes, I wont be polite anymore! I Ill grab your chest!

Were both men, so what if you grab my chest? Also, youd have to catch me first! Xiao Qin carelessly swung the centipede in her hand, and it made me feel like the centipede was about to cry.

She had a point. Unlike Gong CaiCai, her chest was really small, so it would indeed be a challenge for me to grab it while being careful not to let the centipede fall into my collar.

Ive always had a slight fear of centipedes ever since I watched the episode about the centipede monster in Journey to the West when I was young. I saw them as poisonous creatures similar to snakes, but Xiao Qin held the tail of the centipede as if she had found its Achilles tendon and rendered it unable to fight back or escape.

Stop it! Stop holding that! I tried to stop Xiao Qin from coming closer, Why would a girl be holding a large centipede! You dont look like a girl at all right now!

d.a.m.n it! Im not a girl! Xiao Qins face was even redder after drinking another bottle of beer. She held the centipede in her right hand and slapped her chest with her left, Im a real man!

A real man, my a.s.s! I retorted angrily, You just saw the training bra youre wearing! Does a real man wear that?

Xiao Qin shrank back, That thats not a bra! Its just that the tank top looks small because Im so big and strong!

She still refused to accept reality? It seems like it was necessary to remind Xiao Qin of some more things.

Hmph, even if youve selectively forgotten certain things, you should still remember what happened this morning, right? Why did you chase after that robber this morning? Wasnt it because you wanted a reward from me? Its because if you could collect ten thousand stars, I would make you my girlfriend again

My last words made Xiao Qins face turn so red it looked like it was about to bleed.

Nonsense! How full of yourself can you be! Even if I were a girl, which Im not, I would never be interested in you! Also, I would never partic.i.p.ate in some star reward program and be made a fool by you!