Chapter 811: Be Careful of Wim!

Physical education cla.s.s was after the break. Although studying was the most important task in our third year and some parents even said that physical education should be abolished, but the National Education Commission made physical education mandatory for the high school entrance exams. It now accounts for more and more weight of the total score, so not only did we not reduce physical education in our third year, but we have at least three physical education cla.s.ses a week and even have homework.

The physical education exams for the high school entrance exams are held between March to April in Dong Shan city. It was currently September and a great time to train our stamina. The PE teacher, Li DaYong, would take our entire cla.s.s running whenever he got the chance and his mouth basically never left the whistle.

I, who was temporarily stripped of my PE committee member position, didnt partic.i.p.ate in PE cla.s.s.

If I could cure my heart disease, there would be no reason for me to partic.i.p.ate in training for the exams.

If I couldnt cure my heart disease, then its useless for me to partic.i.p.ate and I might even fall down in the middle of cla.s.s.

Xiao Qin said she had anemia and also excused herself from PE cla.s.s. The two of us both excused ourselves from PE and ended up staying in the cla.s.sroom.

But we werent the only two here, Gong CaiCai and Zhuang Ni were also here.

It was Gong CaiCais first day of school and she twisted her foot while walking because her bag was too heavy, so she had to skip gym cla.s.s.

Zhuang Ni, on the other hand, simply hated PE cla.s.s. She especially hated the PE teacher, Li DaYong, who had a crew cut and always flaunted his tanned muscles.

Zhuang Ni was also excited she could accompany Gong CaiCai. She moved to the front row to sit next to Gong CaiCai and do lesson prep along with her.

She made sure to sit on Gong CaiCais right side because a girl sat there and she wouldnt be able to handle a boys seat.

Gong CaiCai injured her ankle and she already admitted she was too weak, so her grades would be poor even if she trains. Thats why shes studying even harder and hopes her grades in the other aspects would make up for her poor PE exam grades.

Youll get exhausted studying like this. Zhuang Ni held a pencil and said next to her, Whats the point of the high school or college entrance exams? Do you even need to work so hard with your familys background.

Gong CaiCai stopped writing for a moment, If, if I dont study, then my mom and dad will think Im a bad child

How many good kids are there? Why study hard because of your parents? Why dont you marry me in the future, Ill raise you

Gong CaiCais naturally curly hair trembled slightly.

I, I dont want to be raised also youre lying, were all middle school students, you cant even raise yourself let alone raise me.

Zhuang Ni smiled, Did you not hear me say in the future? Even now, I can think of ways to raise you. There are many people who are interested in witchcraft and things like that. If I agree to some womens request to help them preside over a black ma.s.s, I can still get a lot of money.

d.a.m.n, it looks like Zhuang Ni is actually acquainted with real evil cults. I heard that in foreign countries, Satanic cults hold human sacrifices, and there are many female members who are known as witches and high level witches.

Gong CaiCai s.h.i.+vered when she the ominous term Black Ma.s.s.

Zhuang Ni, its not good to partic.i.p.ate in cult activities, why dont you come listen a Happy Science lecture with me

The cults are trying to undermine each other. I cant believe Gong CaiCai has the gall to say its not good to partic.i.p.ate in cult activities. What do you think Happy Science does? They call it a conference, but they are actually an evil cult.

The sound of insects suddenly came from the open window of the cla.s.sroom. We were on the third floor, but we could still hear the insect sounds loud and clear.

Gong CaiCai was attracted to the sound of insects, she didnt seem afraid since she couldnt see the ugly insects and only heard them.

Its like they are singing a chorus Gong CaiCai said, Its like I can hear the aroma of gra.s.s and earth from the sound of insects, its in perfect harmony with nature

Zhuang Ni, who specialized in destroying the mood, really lived up to expectations and said:

Insects make sounds by rubbing their wings, they dont sing at all. The only reason they make sounds and risk being preyed on by natural predators is because they want to find a mate and reproduce.

So these insect calls, translated to human language, would be: I want to mate, I want a woman, Someone, come and have babies with me. Women, women,

Stop it. Gong CaiCai received a big blow and covered her ears with both hands, Its all your fault, I can never listen to the sound of insects again.

Zhuang Ni looked at the pale Gong CaiCai with a look as if to say this is growth and patted her shoulder.

Now you can understand how nasty men are. Even if they become bugs, their desires still dont change. Remember to stay away from them!

Those bugs wont fly up here, will they. Xiao Qin asked.

I knocked on the window on my left hand and it made a clang sound.

You dont have to be afraid, our window isnt open. Even if they fly up, they will fly in through the front window and attack Gong CaiCai first.

Ah, then Im relieved. Xiao Qin took a long breath and patted her chest.

Can you not find pleasure in someone elses misfortune? If there were bugs that flew in, are you just going to sit here and watch Gong CaiCai get chased around by bugs?

I dont think it will be a problem. Zhuang Ni will probably help Gong CaiCai chase away the bugs, just like how you will help me chase away the bugs, right?

Well if bugs did fly inside, Ill probably help you chase them away, but have you never thought about helping Gong CaiCai chase away bugs to earn a gold star? Ill award you a gold star if you challenge things that youre afraid of.

I threw out the temptation of the stars.

And you already have four gold stars, so if you get one more, Ill keep my promise and buy a phone for you. Arent you looking forward to getting my gift?

Xiao Qin frowned and thought about it for a while, then finally shook her head.

No, Im still afraid of bugs, especially black beetles. If a large beetle flew inside, I wont be able to deal with it no matter what. I hope that you can protect your childhood friend, or I will die a tragic death from the beetles pincers

Are you talking about beetles or aliens? I dont even know how many beetles you killed back when you pretended to be a boy.

Thats before and now is now. Xiao Qin said, I didnt find beetles scary before, but after deciding to learn to be a girl, it now feels like beetles look hideous. They are too scary and I cant look straight at them

Now, I cant help but s.h.i.+ver when I hear the word beetle Xiao Qin gave me a pleading look, Can we not call them beetles in the future, but replace it with a less scary nickname?

Whats scary about the word beetle? What word do you want to use instead?

Lets use Wim.

What is that, it sounds a bit familiar, but I cant remember where I heard it

Xiao Qin lowered her voice and said angrily: When my cousin was playing a game and met a beetle monster, he purposely called me over to hear me scream. I remember he was fighting a boss called Wim, it was a giant round beetle

Ah, I remember. Xiao Ding used to play WoW before playing Dota. I remember it was in a dungeon called Temple of AhnQiraj and Wim was one of the bosses.

Then after you find Wim, make sure to protect me, or at least to warn me beforehand.Xiao Qin said to me seriously.

How would I warn you, by shouting: Wim is coming?

Yes, Ill be slightly less frightened and its better than a beetle is coming.

Dont you think its slightly childish, and players who have played that dungeon will think Im an otaku, right?

If you think its humiliating, Ill give you compensation. Xiao Qin said excitedly, If you shout Wim and get looked down on by other boys, I can jump in your arms and let them know that you have a girlfriend and youre not an otaku who plays games all day long.

Hey, who told you otaku dont have girlfriends, apologize to all otaku around the world!

Well, my cousin doesnt have a girlfriend Xiao Qin looked up at the ceiling.

Ive seen Xiao Qin being chased by beetles everywhere multiple times, so it wasnt a lie when she said she was afraid of beetles. Maybe it really was important for her to call beetles Wim.

Alright, Ill call them Wim for the time being. Its already autumn and the Wim will soon be less active.

PE cla.s.s soon ended.

At the end of the school day, Zhuang Ni called Gong CaiCai to stay with her and draw some chalkboard art for the beginning of the third year. Although they had both done this before and it was not unusual, it still made the cla.s.s leader uneasy as she was unsure what Zhuang Ni would do to Gong CaiCai.