Chapter 807: New Nickname

You want to stay overnight? I frowned at Xiao Qin and said, School officially starts tomorrow, but you left your bag at home. Are you fine with not having any textbooks tomorrow?

Xiao Qin pressed her index fingers together. She lowered her head, then secretly sneaked glances at me.

I left some of the new textbooks in the cla.s.sroom. In case I dont have one of the textbooks, then I can also borrow yours a childhood friend should have the privilege to borrow textbooks, right?

Thats true I couldnt refute and scratched my head.

Also, your home is closer to the school. If I can stay overnight, then I can get up later tomorrow morning and I dont have to squeeze into a crowded subway a childhood friend should have the privilege to borrow a room, right?

I interrupted Xiao Qin, Are you only borrowing a room?

Of course! Xiao Qin said strangely, Did you want me to do something else?

I was still unsure, Do you promise to just sleep?

I promise! Xiao Qin stretched out her hand, If you dont feel comfortable, you can supervise me from the side! If I dont sleep, then its up to you to punish me

Who wants to watch you sleep! Im definitely going to sleep in a separate room! Our parents are most likely going to sleep together tonight, so it would be a tragedy if I also sleep with you!

Then you could sleep in the large bedroom I was halfway through the sentence when I suddenly remembered that the large bedroom was already almost full of adult goods, especially those silicone dolls, it would be too humiliating if it was discovered by Xiao Qin.

You could sleep in my room! Ill sleep in the large bedroom! It had to be arranged this way.

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) Hehehe I like the smell of Ye Lin cla.s.smates room the most! Xiao Qin excitedly opened her arms and made a victory pose.

As a childhood friend, I will sleep honestly and not disturb you!

She made a solemn vow.

But, but she blushed and licked her lips, I wont lock the door, so if you want to come in to talk to me, you are always welcome! Theres no need to knock either!

Is that an invitation for a night visit? Who would do such a thing? Im treating you like my sister! Also, I can only last 3 minutes because of my heart condition!

Huh? I dont think my heart problems have anything to do with it, so why would I suddenly think of my heart problems? What a mystery!

Make sure to lock the door! Im not going to talk to you in the middle of the night! And youre not allowed to come to me either or Ill deduct your stars!

Ye Lin cla.s.smate is really cunning since youre always using stars to threaten me Xiao Qin pouted, Do I even need to exchange stars to talk to Ye Lin cla.s.smate? A childhood friend should have the privilege to have heart-to-heart talks?

I said angrily, Thats for during the day, not in the middle of the night! And its when both parties are wearing clothes!

What? Does Ye Lin cla.s.smate expect me to have a heart-to-heart talk with you naked? Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, Youre too h.o.r.n.y! I obviously wont do that anymore

You really wont do it anymore? I expressed doubt.

Really! Xiao Qins eyes were very clear, as if she showed a great determination to change her ways, Its too embarra.s.sing to strip naked and look for you! Ill just wait for you on my bed without locking the door! I will make sure to wear some warm clothes rather than shamelessly being in the nude!

I had a bad feeling: While we dont have to turn on the air conditioning every day, its still very hot, so why do you need to wear warm clothes?

Xiao Qin blinked her innocent eyes, Im afraid of getting cold, so I still need to wear socks, but as for other clothes

So what you meant by saying youre not going to be nude is that youre going to be wearing a pair of socks! How is that any different than being nude! I could already imagine the lewdness in my head just thinking about that scene!

Nevertheless, I still let Xiao Qin stay at our house.

I admit that Xiao Qins words made my thoughts impure, but I had to pa.s.s this test with my own willpower.

Xiao Qin was right about one thing. Staying in each others homes was indeed a privilege of being a childhood friend.

If my dad and Auntie Ren get married, then I would have to live under the same roof as Xiao Qin every day. If I couldnt withstand the temptation and actually visited her at night, then how would I resist the opportunities in the future.

In order to prevent me from doing it in the future, I have to start training hard now and train my restraint I already put a lot of thought into it!

The night was quite dangerous, but it finally pa.s.sed without any incidents.

I dont know if it was because Xiao Qin stayed up late last night to wait for me, or if sleeping in my bed made her feel at ease, but she overslept the next morning.

Wake up! The suns s.h.i.+ning! Get up and have breakfast!

I banged on my door from outside.

Woah! Xiao Qin abruptly woke up, and then wailed, I cant believe I woke up later than Ye Lin cla.s.smate! If Im so lazy, hell dislike me!

I wont dislike you! Wear your clothes! Ive already heated up breakfast! After breakfast, well go to school!

I, I cant believe I made Ye Lin cla.s.smate help me prepare breakfast Xiao Qin seemed to be repenting while kneeling on the bed, Im a failure as a childhood friend, I have to work harder in the future!

After a chaotic period of morning preparation, I walked to school with Xiao Qin.

The Mahjong Auntie, who lives upstairs, usually goes to the market every day to buy groceries. She saw me coming out of the door with Xiao Qin as she was heading downstairs today,

The auntie was shocked and looked at me as if I had done something to Xiao Qin last night.

Although Xiao Qin didnt have auntie phobia, the aunties eyes were really scary, so Xiao Qin hid behind me like she was begging for my protection.

I was worried about gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: My cla.s.smate missed the last bus yesterday, so they stayed over at my house the public transportation system is awful!

Thats right! The auntie absentmindedly agreed, A lot of them dont even give change

She didnt even finish her sentence before she looked at Xiao Qin and asked: Are your parents not worried about you staying at a boys place?

Theyre not worried! In order to eradicate the rumors, I lied: Were all men, so what can go wrong when you stay at a cla.s.smates place? Hes just a good-looking guy!

What? The Mahjong Aunties jaw almost dropped to the floor as she pointed at Xiao Qin and asked, Youre saying shes a man? How is that possible? Im not blind yet!

How is it not possible! I justifiably pointed at Xiao Qins chest, Have you ever seen a girl with such a flat chest? Can you even call yourself a girl when youre chest is this flat?

28 Middles spring and fall school uniforms were already large in size. The uniform covered up all of Xiao Qins curves, and the slight bulge in her chest was covered up.

The Mahjong Auntie frowned and still had some doubts. I directly reached out and slapped Xiao Qins chest twice to prove that there was nothing under the clothes.

Oooh Xiao Qin made a strange, bitter sound and looked at me with grievances.

I realized I was being a pervert after I had already patted her chest.

Oh, so hes a boy the Mahjong Auntie finally believed it, Im really behind with the times, even boys can be this beautiful

She then walked down the stairs.

Xiao Qin stood in place with a red face for a while, then finally she said:

Ye Lin cla.s.smate hurt my self-esteem, so you should give me a few stars as compensation, right?

I had a guilty conscience, so I could only agree: Ill give you 3 silver stars, so you will now have 4 gold stars. Once you get another gold star, Ill buy you a new phone

Actually I dont hate being touched by Ye Lin cla.s.smate

Xiao Qin, afraid I would misunderstand, explained, But to describe me as a man without b.r.e.a.s.t.s, that makes me really sad

Um I was afraid she would spread rumors and ruin your reputation!

I know Ye Lin cla.s.smate did it for my own good. Xiao Qin nodded, Also, I hope you will keep the stars in exchange for touching my b.r.e.a.s.t.s activity

Who would even make that an activity! I gave you 3 silver stars to apologize, its not payment for touching your b.r.e.a.s.t.s!

If people heard our conversation, especially when I said Id buy you a new phone they might have thought I was exchanging money for s.e.xual favors!

However, in the end I still miscalculated, while I was able to keep Xiao Qins reputation by saying she was a man, I somehow gained another nickname.

The b.u.t.t f.u.c.king Demon.

How did the Auntie even spread the gossip! How did she turn a beautiful boy sleeping over into me f.u.c.king my male cla.s.smate in the a.s.s?

The nickname spread like wildfire, together with the earliest rumors that Tang Jiang had spread that I had AIDS, all the hooligans would try their best to avoid me.

Later, the Mahjong Auntie finally found out that Xiao Qin was a girl, so she came over and asked me why I lied. The nickname b.u.t.t f.u.c.king Demon had spread, so there was no point trying to correct it.

Um the one you saw last time was a boy, they are twins!

After that, word began to spread that I didnt care about gender and that I was the biggest s.e.x fiend in Dong Shan City.

Everyone reached a consensus: people had to prevent against fires, theft, and Ye Lin. Also, you should never get into a conflict with Ye Lin alone. Otherwise, while you may only sustain minor injuries, you will have to pay the price with your b.u.t.t. He might even retaliate afterwards and rape your whole family, even your family raised sow wont be spared.

Who has those kinds of tastes! Who are you calling a bis.e.xual AIDS b.u.t.t f.u.c.king demon! Why are you avoiding me? The last time I stopped a punk to try and tell him the truth, he almost p.i.s.sed himself as he kneeled down and begged:

Please let me go! I have hemorrhoids!