Chapter 803: Unexpected Repeat Offender

Thats great.

Xiao Qin suddenly said after the boys outside were all staring at the cla.s.s leaders mother.

Huh, did Xiao Qin go insane because she realized the cla.s.s leaders mom was too beautiful? I still need her to help me infiltrate the Happy Science Cult to deal with their crazy leader, so how can you go crazy first?

The cla.s.s leaders mothers b.r.e.a.s.t.s arent as big as my mothers. It looks like the cla.s.s leader is only in the lead temporarily, but I will catch up in the future.

Xiao Qin said with confidence.

So you were just looking at her b.r.e.a.s.t.s? Youre a pervert, even I wasnt looking at her b.r.e.a.s.t.s! The picturesque scene was completely ruined by your words.

I took another look at the cla.s.s leaders mother because of what Xiao Qin said and my gaze kept subconsciously going towards her b.r.e.a.s.t.s. I also tried to remember the size of Auntie Rens bra back when I had the big fight with the underwear thief.

Ive become a total pervert. Its fine if I daydream about my female cla.s.smates, but now Im daydreaming about the mother of one of my female cla.s.smates. Its all Xiao Qins fault, give me back my innocence.

Did you only see her b.r.e.a.s.t.s and not her temperament. I could not help but question Xiao Qin.

Xiao Qin looked up at the sky, Isnt Ye Lin cla.s.smate satisfied with only b.r.e.a.s.t.s? Whats temperament, can you eat it?

Whose life only revolves around b.r.e.a.s.t.s? You must be jealous of her beauty like the other mothers who are looking at the cla.s.s leaders mother.

Anyway, I already achieved my wish of seeing the cla.s.s leaders mother, so I pulled Xiao Qin and went into the school.

Auntie Ren will also arrive a bit later. If I cant control myself when the time comes and try to compare which one has bigger b.r.e.a.s.t.s and get caught by the cla.s.s leader my life will end at 14 years old.

If you think about it, the cla.s.s leaders mother does not play an important role in my current list of tasks. I only wanted to meet her to satisfy my curiosity.

My current list of tasks are:

1. Save Ai Mi from Ai ShuQiao

2. Facilitate the marriage between my dad and Auntie Ren

3. Take care of myself so I wouldnt die from heart disease or other reasons

In order to achieve 1, I received side missions, namely to infiltrate the Happy Science Cult and steal their karma program, and provide blood samples to Ai ShuQiao for research.

3 is the prerequisite for all the other tasks. If I die, it would be a huge blow to both Xiao Qin and Ai Mi. The cla.s.s leader also threatened she would shoot me to death numerous times, so she would probably feel regret she couldnt kill me herself.

For now, the second step was a very critical step. Right now they have a delicate relations.h.i.+p, but they will sit together in Xiao Qin and my seats today at the parent-teacher meeting, so its a great chance to improve their relations.h.i.+p.

I asked Xiao Qin if she wanted to come to my house today.

Lets make dinner together, then we can have our parents try it after the parent-teacher meeting ends.

Xiao Qin naturally happily accepted. We went to a nearby supermarket to buy some stuff and we b.u.mped into Ai Mi, who sneaked out to buy some chips.

Ha, d.a.m.n manservant, what are you doing with maid Qin? Ai Mi crossed her arms with a mischievous look, It looks like you guys are sneaking around and planning to do something bad.

No way. Xiao Qin patted Ai Mis head and enjoyed the feeling of her soft golden hair, Im currently a kind childhood friend shoujo cat maid. I never do anything bad, so if Ai Mi needs anything, let me do and Ill put my life on the line to help you.

Ai Mi broke away from Xiao Qins fondling, Hmph, I dont need your inferior life.

Then she looked up at the top shelf, Grab the chips on the top for me and do it with honor and grat.i.tude.

I always suspected that the Wal-Mart stocker had a grudge against Ai Mi because they always put the brand of chips that Ai Mi ate most often on the highest shelf, making it out of her reach even when she stood on her tip toes.

Even if I had to slightly stand a bit higher to be able to get the chips for Ai Mi.

On the surface, Ai Mi seemed to be not too interested and had to reluctantly accept it, but I understood the excitement she felt. It was similar to the pleasure a boy feels after he downloaded an adult film behind his parents back.

After holding the chips in her arms like a baby, Ai Mi stared at Xiao Qin and me as if we had something we forgot to do.

One can isnt enough right? I asked with a smile, I then grabbed a bunch and pa.s.sed them one by one to Ai Mi.

Xiao Qin looked disappointed and she mumbled:

Ye Lin cla.s.smate beat me to it. If not, then one can of chips would be one silver star, and three cans of chips would be three silver stars. If I give Ai Mi chips every day

Keep dreaming, it didnt take much effort for you to get some chips for Ai Mi. Its already good enough I gave you a silver star as encouragement. Its not good to eat chips every day, so Ill deduct stars if you give Ai Mi chips every day.

Xiao Qins star list now became .

I suddenly thought of something and asked Ai Mi: Doesnt Qing Zi Academy have their parent-teacher meeting today?

They do. Ai Mi tore of the foil sealing the can of chips and began eating in front of the employees.

Peng TouSi went to the parent-teacher meeting for me, thats why I had the opportunity to sneak out and buy chips usually Winnie would be the one to run errands, but I have no idea where she went and her phone isnt even on

Huh, maybe Winnie was worried about the parent-teacher meeting? She wasnt sure whether her parents will go to the parent-teacher meeting and was even more worried about her parents getting into a fight and embarra.s.sing her.

She can rest a.s.sured for the time being. Due to Xiao Qins efforts, papa bear and mama bear should at least be able to control themselves today and wont make another scene, right?

Ai Mi ignored gazes from the employees and other customers, and continued to stuff chips into her mouth.

B-2 was useless junk. I wanted it to come out to buy chips, but it was almost picked up by a homeless person as sc.r.a.ps, so it shot a tranquilizer dart and put them to sleep. I was finally able to handle that issue

Ai Mi quickly finished the first can of chips. She casually tossed the empty can on the ground and had no intentions of bringing it up to the checkout counter.

Hey. I stopped her, Its already uncivilized to directly eat the chips in the supermarket, but dont throw the empty can away since you still have to pay for it

I came out in a hurry and didnt bring any money.

Ai Mi said, then she opened up a second can and continued to eat.

Why did you come to a supermarket if you dont have money. Dont you know your actions could be considered as. theft, and it will be recorded by the cameras.

Its not important. Ai Mi didnt slow down her eating speed, 004 and 005 are almost here, so I could let them pay.

She then put on a bad smile and said quietly:

Actually, Wal-Mart cameras arent always operational. Some of them are broken, some are fake, and some are in blind spots Ive stolen things from Wal-Mart and gas stations in America and have never been caught

I was angry, Why would a rich person like you have to steal. What have you stolen?

Ai Mi had half a chip hanging out her mouth as she looked back in her memories.

I think I stole an eraser from Wal-Mart, and a lighter from the gas station its pretty fun trying to avoid the cameras.

Why would you steal an eraser and a lighter when you could afford a helicopter?

Tsk, youre just a d.a.m.n manservant, its none of your business. It makes me happy.

Im your brother, so of course its my business.

Since thats the case, then Ill have to trouble you, brother, to pay the bill. Ai Mi threw her half-eaten can of chips on the ground, Why doesnt it taste as crispy anymore? Its probably the moisture, I should really call their manager out to scold.

You ate their chips before paying and youre going to scold the manager? I said angrily, How were you planning on paying if you didnt meet me and Xiao Qin?

Ai Mi held the last can of chips in her hand and glanced up at the security camera, then she probably walked into its blind spot.

Hmph, if I couldnt finish it, Ill stuff it into my clothes. Items under 50 arent usually tagged, so they wouldnt notice

d.a.m.n, shes a habitual criminal! I know theres a lot of stress in the entertainment industry, but dont release your stress like this!

Have you never thought about what will happen if you get caught?

Isnt it just double the price as a fine? Ai Mi said with disdain, Double of zero is still zero. Also, this isnt America, so not many people recognize and I dont have to worry about being caught by paparazzi

Hmph, once I get caught, Ill immediately pretend I dont understand Chinese. The employees will think Im a foreign guest who was separated from my parents and bring me to the service counter. Not only will they not s.n.a.t.c.h the chips from me, they will even offer me water. I just need to comfortably wait for Peng TouSi and the others to arrive

It sounds like youve already been caught once in China. Do they not know you could speak Chinese? Why dont they send an employee who can speak English?

If I do run into an employee who could speak broken English Ai Mi shared her stories shamelessly, Ill just switch to Russia. Its not like Chinese people can even tell the difference between Russians and Americans.

So you know how to speak Russian? Is it because you had a crush on the Russian sniper, Vasya, as a child, so you were able to easily learn Russian?

My sister is a language master who is fluent in three languages! In comparison, my English grades are so bad it cant be shown to anyone.

The problem was Ai Mi didnt lack money, but she still put in a lot of effort to find camera blind spots. She also could speak three different languages, is it worth it to steal a can of chips?

What do you know, you d.a.m.n manservant. Why are you looking at me with those eyes. Ai Mi said defiantly, Many actresses do this, its not like Im the only one.