Chapter 700: Nephew or Niece?

d.a.m.n, although I knew that only Uncle Fireball and Shu Zhe were at home, the sound coming from inside really sounds like a real girl crying.

Psychologists have done studies on clothing which showed it had a strong psychological correlation to how you feel about yourself.

For example, wearing a extravagant tuxedo with diamond b.u.t.ton will make you feel rich, while wearing patched clothing will make you feel like a beggar (no s.h.i.+t).

Basically, Shu Zhe, who was cross-dressing as a maid, naturally also began to use a female voice.

Anyway, hes already practiced his girl voice for a period of time, hes even charged money to have video chats with Cilantro Buns. I think Shu Zhe has already developed a habit to automatically use his girl voice as soon as he wears female clothes.

b.a.s.t.a.r.d, what the h.e.l.l did he do to Xiao Hong. Hearing the cries coming from inside, Fan Chuan was the first one who couldnt hold back and went up to smash the door.

I borrowed a pair of Ai Mis large sungla.s.ses when I left the VIP building today. I was currently standing in the middle of Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, and I looked rather like a triad boss, bringing his men to collect money from our high-interest loans.

In fact, these are not the only two people who care about Xiao Hong. The taekwondo peaked cap guy, Tang Jiang, is also one of Xiao Hongs suitors, but since he doesnt know that Xiao Hong is Shu Zhe, I couldnt bring him.

I dont think its an illusion, when we met, it felt like Xiao Din and Fan Chuan had put on more muscle compared to the last time we met, as if they have worked out in secret.

Are you guys trying to get in better shape to win a traps heart? I guess love really is the best diet pill.

Since you have all worked out, then it should be easy to subdue Uncle Fireball, who after all suffered a very serious laceration to his right arm and is still in rehab.

Before Fan Chuan could go up and smash the door, the door opened and Uncle Fireballs light brown face was revealed.

Who are you guys looking for?

I have to say, the image of someone online is often miles apart from the real person.

Judging from Uncle Fireballs web chats, I thought that Uncle Fireball was a lewd fat guy who was similar to Director Cao. Now that Ive seen him in person today, I realized that was not the case.

Compared to Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, he looks even more like a hired thug! The protruding muscles under his s.h.i.+rt might not have been trained into an exaggerated shape like mines, but it was more practical, which only proved his veteran forest ranger status.

His height was slightly shorter than my dad, but he was overall more solid. He had a wide chin, and a light-colored scar near the ear, which made him look even more manly. If you looked at him from a distance, there wasnt even the slightest trace of the lewd Uncle Fireball, you would only see a dignified forest ranger.

But on a closer observation, Shu Dong Bos eyes were still not as sharp as the cla.s.s leaders. Now that he already left the hospital, an uncontrollable depravity slowly seeped out from the depths of his eyes.

Looking over his shoulder, you could see that one of the bedroom doors was closed. I think Shu Zhe was in that bedroom crying, but now the crying was too quiet to be heard.

Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan did not expect Uncle Fireball to look like this beforehand, and were scared back a step by his imposing aura. But they were in front of their rival, neither of them was willing to show weakness, so they gathered their courage and stepped forward again to question Uncle Fireball:

Youre the one whos abusing Shu Zhe, right?

Youre actually abusing your own nephew hand over Xiao Hong.

Uncle Fireballs complexion changed. In order to prevent the neighbors from misunderstanding, he hurriedly opened the door fully to 90 degrees, then gestured with his eyes for us to go in and talk about it.

He may have forgotten that he is not the same as before. Because he was scratched by a bear, he now has a thick left arm and a thin right arm. Other than the inconvenience of using it, it also makes people who looks at it immediately think he was jerking off too much with his left hand.

Which one of you is Shu Zhes cla.s.smate?

After closing the door, Uncle Fireball stood in the living room and asked directly without inviting the three of us to sit down.

Your IQ is quite high, no wonder youre the cla.s.s leaders uncle! He immediately knew that among the three of us, one of us was Shu Zhes schoolmate, and was also the shopkeeper selling him a traps clothes.

Why cant you tell us apart by looking at us? Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan are both university students! Are you not able to distinguish which one of us is a middle school student simply because Im tall and wearing sungla.s.ses?

My face isnt that old! Id understand if someone mistook me as a high school student, but I can also pa.s.s off as an university student?

I angrily took off my sungla.s.ses, I wanted to let Uncle Fireball see clearly if Im an university student.

Seeing my very fierce gaze, Uncle Fireball froze, then immediately subconsciously said:

Stealing forest trees is a very serious violation of the law. If its a large amount, you would be sentenced to a minimum of three years of imprisonment

d.a.m.n, do you still think youre looking after the forest, do you still think youre a forest ranger? Does my face look so much like a criminals that you think Im going to steal lumber as soon as you see me?

But after I took off the sungla.s.ses, Uncle Fireball was finally able to distinguish I was the youngest among the three of us, so Shu Zhes cla.s.smate should be me.

Heh, so youre Ye Lin, right? You really tricked me bad.

He reached his left hand out to grab me, but I waved my hands like a boss to let Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan block in front of me.

My heart wasnt well, so I have to be careful, otherwise I would even beat up the cla.s.s leaders uncle if I got heated up.

The living room had standard furnis.h.i.+ngs. I sat down right in the middle of the sofa and said very pretentiously to Uncle Fireball:

Only elementary school students immediately use violence to solve a problem. If youre an adult, then sit down and have a talk with me.

Actually, I personally quite like using violence to solve problems, but unfortunately I temporarily cant use violence.

What do you want to talk to me about. Uncle Fireball was still angry, but was stopped by Xiao Ding and Fan Chuan, so he could not reach me.

I crossed my legs on the sofa, Of course its to talk about the idiot who cant tell the difference between a man and a woman. He really wanted to buy the cross-dressers underwear, but I wouldnt sell it, so he threatened me with bad reviews

Uncle Fireballs face quickly turned a bit red. Strictly speaking, the reason he mistakenly bought a mans underwear was largely due to himself.

What, you bought Xiao Hongs underwear? Fan Chuan almost spewed fire from his eyes, You perverted uncle, what did you use them for, hand it all over.

It feels like Fan Chuan wants Xiao Hongs underwear because hes planning to use it to do something perverted himself.

Stop fighting. Xiao Ding interrupted, Its better to go check on Xiao Hong and see why she was crying.

Do you even need to ask. If it wasnt because Uncle Fireball was full of muscles, Fan Chuan absolutely would have already kicked him, Its definitely because he first did this to Xiao Hong, then that, then this, and violated her from head to toe. I know I wouldnt be able to hold myself back seeing her dressed as a cat maid.

He shouted at the closed bedroom door: Xiao Hong, dont cry, Im coming to comfort you. Dont worry, I wont despise you. If you want, I will also take care of you for the rest of your life!

Although Uncle Fireball already guessed that the people I brought were aware of Shu Zhes ident.i.ty, but he didnt expect Fan Chuan to propose to his nephew so directly and boldly.

Thus he was stunned and didnt move, so it let Fan Chuan open the bedroom door to check on Shu Zhe.

After the door opened, I saw Shu Zhe on the edge of the bed with his bare feet and knees touching the ground. There was a soft black cats tail coming out from under the maids skirt and he also had a pair of cat ears on his head that matched the color of his wig.

If the cla.s.s leader dressed like this in front of me, I would become a beast, who cares if my heart gives out.

Although Shu Zhe was dressed very erotically, his clothes were still neat and tidy. There were no signs he had been violated.

Xiao, Xiao Hong, whats wrong. Fan Chuan was so excited after he saw the cat maid uniform that he began to stammer.

Xiao Ding, who was between me and Uncle Fireball, also covered his heart and took a step back, as if he had been shot in the chest by Cupid.

When Shu Zhe saw someone come to comfort him, he didnt say what happened to him, but instead began to cry more. Fan Chuan didnt really know what to do and said some stuff like he will treat him well.

Xiao Ding observed that Uncle Fireball did not seem to have the intention of doing anything to me, so he nodded slightly to me, then followed Fan Chuan and also went beside Shu Zhe.

Now there were suddenly two men there to comfort him. Although Shu Zhe still buried his face in the bed, his shoulders shaking, but the sound of crying can no longer be heard.

I think hes enjoying it. Hes enjoying the feeling of being cared for, being pampered, right?

When you were a boy, you were either beaten by Tang Jiangs gang at the river, or by Li CunZhuang in the sandpit, or by me at any time and place.

But when youre dressed as a girl, men would fight each other to protect you. Lets ignore the fact that Tang Jiang doesnt know your true ident.i.ty for the time being, but Fan Chuan and Xiao Ding clearly know that you are a guy, but they still care about you from the bottom of their heart!

Uncle Fireball had a stupefied look. His nephew was being chased by two university boys, not his niece, but his nephew!