Chapter 617: Wartime Alliance

Take it off.

The cla.s.s leader said from behind me while the other cla.s.smates gradually dispersed.

Huh? I didnt realize what she meant.

The cla.s.s leader spoke to me in a very formal tone.

Your cla.s.s s.h.i.+rt its so dirty. Take it off and Ill wash it for you.

It should dry quickly since the sun is still up. If youre wearing a dirty cla.s.s uniform, it will have an impact on everyone elses spirit.

So you want to help me wash my clothes? Why do you have to give a bunch of pompous reasons?

Xiong YaoYue came walking towards us with one hand in her pocket and the other hand scratching the bandage on her face.

Its like the cla.s.s leader stopped mentioning that she would help me wash my clothes in order to avoid arousing suspicion. She immediately turned around and called Loud Mouth to tell her to make sure to cut the watermelon as evenly as possible.

Where did you go? I shouted at Xiong YaoYue, I wouldnt have touched Gong CaiCai and ended up being kicked by everyone if it wasnt because of you and you didnt even count the slap and gave me a tornado kick

I hit you on behalf of Xiao Qin. Seeing the cla.s.s leader leave, she said, If my boyfriend touched Gong CaiCais b.r.e.a.s.t.s, I would hit him like that too.

Hmph, you touched Gong CaiCais b.r.e.a.s.t.s yourself too, so give yourself ten tornado kicks first.

I looked towards the distant pine tree, at the dark face of Xiao Qin talking with Zhuang Ni, and I wondered:

Xiao Qin usually wouldnt sit still and watch everyone hit me, so why did she appear so late?

Dont mention it. Xiong YaoYue slapped her leg, I went to look for Xiao Qin hoping she would give you a beating

Do you think she hasnt beaten me up enough, although I do deserve it this time

But it turns out Xiao Qin ate way too much. I told her you molested Gong CaiCai while trying to pull Xiao Qin off the mat, but she suddenly got some chest pains which I bet is because of you.

Its also related to how roughly you handled her, right? Dont pull her up so suddenly when Xiao Qin is digesting food.

Xiao Qin was in pain but still wanted to save you. I thought you deserved it, so I didnt let her go.

Xiong YaoYues strength is about five times that of Gong CaiCai, so its not impossible for her to control Xiao Qin who was in pain (Xiao Qins normal strength is seven times that of Gong CaiCai, but it will be lower when shes in pain).

After she got a bit better, she broke free and went looking for you. Its just as you said, Xiao Qin is only occasionally weak and sickly, but shes actually quite strong.

Xiong YaoYue, did you learn Chinese from the PE teacher, what do you mean by occasionally sick? As expected, Xiao Qin is the same as Zhuang Ni, where their sickness is an active skill, right?

But, Xiao Qin does actually get weak when she has menstrual pain.

I stared at Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni and realized there was something wrong with their expressions.

Xiao Qin had a dark expression, but it gradually turned into a smile. Zhuang Ni also became more relaxed.

Whats going on? They were just hostile to each other earlier, so why do they seem like best friends now?

Xiao Qin walked cheerfully towards me and Xiong YaoYue.

So Zhuang Ni is a good person.

My chin almost hit the floor.

If Zhuang Ni is a good person, then Im Lei Feng!

Look. Xiao Qin held up a voodoo doll, Zhuang Ni kindly gave this to me as a gift. She said Ye Lin cla.s.smates hair is in here and if I hug it while sleeping, I can improve my relations.h.i.+p with Ye Lin cla.s.smate.

(*^__^*)Hehe this doll is pretty cute.

How is it cute? It might be a bit similar to Amumu from LOL, but I dont think those vicious teeth are cute! What can I do to fix your twisted sense of beauty?

Its true. Xiong YaoYue interjected, It does look a bit like Ye Lin.

How does it look like me? The voodoo doll has triangular eyes!

Ye Lin cla.s.smate has a point. Xiao Qin nodded in agreement, Indeed some parts arent quite the same, Ye Lin cla.s.smates eyes are parallelograms

Thats enough, it looks like you dont hesitate at all when making metaphors even though youre bad at math. Why dont you go find some geometric shapes to be your boyfriend?

Um Xiao Qin looked at Xiong YaoYue awkwardly, Ye Lin and I have some private things to discuss. Sis Winnie, can you step away for a while?

Xiong YaoYue was born on May 5th and was a typical greedy Taurus. It was also the same day as Marx birthday along with j.a.pans Childrens Day.

Anyway, Xiong YaoYue was older than Xiao Qin, so it was justifiable for Xiao Qin to call Winnie her (older) sister.

Xiong YaoYue was elated when she was called sis and patted Xiao Qins shoulder pretty hard in response: Okay, no problem. Im not going to be a third wheel anymore, you guys talk.

It was a good thing it was Xiao Qin. If Gong CaiCai received her powerful attacks, she would have been sent straight to Marx.

As I was in deep thought, Xiong YaoYue suddenly grabbed my collar and threatened me:

Ill teach you a lesson if you bully (younger) sis Xiao Qin.

Then she whispered in my ear: Also, stop watching so many j.a.panese AVs and making Xiao Qin give you perverted services. Doesnt your family sell adult goods? Go use those blow up dolls or an onahole.

So you know my family sells adult goods? Was it Ai Mi or Xiao Qin who told you? I guess it doesnt matter if you know, but its too much to tell me to use an onahole. I mean do you even know what its used for since a lot of guys dont even know.

She left right after she finished herself and motioned at Xiao Qin to let her know if I did bully her.

Xiao Qin didnt really have anything secretive to tell me, but rather continued to speak about why Zhuang Ni is a good person.

It turns out Zhuang Ni hates men and wont steal Ye Lin cla.s.smate away from me.

Thats the important part.

Also, Zhuang Ni likes the cla.s.s leader and has always been planning to make the cla.s.s leader hate men too so they could be together.

Sob sob sob~~~ Xiao Qin wiped her faked tears. Honestly I couldnt see if she was crying or not because she was covering herself with her straw hat.

Its so touching. Its a sad love thats not understood by the world, its true love.

I must help them and let the cla.s.s leader righteously walk on the lesbian path with Zhuang Ni.

True love my a.s.s. The reason you and Zhuang Ni went from hostile to peace was because you made a wartime alliance, right? Did she make a deal where she helps you get me while you help her get the cla.s.s leader?

Well, youre the same as Xiong YaoYue, the type that Zhuang Ni doesnt like, so its a great deal for her to trade you for the cla.s.s leader.

Hey, Zhuang Ni isnt a good person. Be careful of getting betrayed if youre going to work with her! I warned Xiao Qin.

Its not a problem. Xiao Qin replied, I accidentally crushed a pine cone in my hands earlier. Zhuang Ni seemed to really admire me, so she decided to cooperate with me to the end.

I think thats fear, not admiration. Did you purposely crush the pine cone to threaten Zhuang Ni that betraying you is not a good idea?

Hehe Xiao Qin tilted her head sideways and spit out her tongue to try and act cute, Zhuang Ni said she can act as my military advisor and will definitely let me and Ye Lin cla.s.smate end up together in return, I will also help her get the cla.s.s leader and Gong CaiCai

Stop, are you going to let Zhuang Ni start a harem? You just said it was true love between her and the cla.s.s leader, so why are you sending Gong CaiCai as a concubine?

Zhuang Ni, you evil lesbian, why are you laughing while hiding in the shadows of the pine tree? What qualifications do you have to start a harem. Your strength, agility, and endurance are all less than that of the cla.s.s leader, so if anyone can start a harem, it would be the cla.s.s leader.

But no matter who starts the harem, it seems that Gong CaiCai can only be a concubine, its sad.

If Xiao Qin showed off her strength in front of Zhuang Ni, then it definitely would have scared her a bit, but I think if Zhuang Ni isnt even afraid to die, she wouldnt really be afraid of Xiao Qin.

The two of them are simply using each other for their own benefits, but once they no longer have a common interest, they wont hesitate to betray each other.

A gust of wind blew by and Xiao Qin held onto the brims of her hat to prevent it from being blown away.

Actually, my first impression of Zhuang Ni was okay

Huh, didnt you call her your nemesis at the bus stop?

Zhuang Nis art skills are as high as mines. One mountain cant home two tigers, one husband cant have two wives, so of course shes my nemesis.

Can you not insult Zhuang Nis art skills? And those two sayings dont even go well together because the line after one mountain cant home two tigers is unless ones male and ones female.

Other than the sense of compet.i.tion, I feel like Zhuang Ni and I get along well. First of all, our b.r.e.a.s.t.s arent that exaggerated

So, that, was, the, case.

The reason why you had a good impression was because Zhuang Ni was flat-breasted like you?

Although she is a tiny bit larger than you, shes still nowhere near the cla.s.s leader or Gong CaiCais size.

The flat breast faction formed a natural alliance to launch an offensive against the large breast faction. One wants to get rid of them from the position of love rivals, the other one wants to take them into their harem right?

I wont let your plans succeed, the harem is mines no, I mean, dont mess around with the cla.s.s leader and Gong CaiCais s.e.xual orientation! If you two flat chested girls understand each other, you might as well become a lesbian couple yourselves.

Ah, Ye Lin cla.s.smates s.h.i.+rt is dirty. It was as if Xiao Qin just saw the footprints on my s.h.i.+rt, Its all because of the cla.s.s leader. I should let Zhuang Ni teach her a lesson.

Then she said: Ye Lin cla.s.smate, let me help you wash it, Im your girlfriend after all