Chapter 609: Transformation

Master, master, hurry and go, theres no time to lose, you wont get another opportunity!

What do you want me to do?

Do you even need to ask? I guess even the wisest can have momentary lapses in judgment, of course, its to confess! While the cla.s.s leader is an unstable state of mind, hurry and infiltrate! Theres even Gong CaiCai acting as a witness, so it would be even more effective!

Confess my a.s.s, do you not hear her saying bad things about me?

I threw the flattened beer can directly towards Eunuch Caos head. My emotions were also in disarray and I couldnt care about the environment anymore.

Eunuch Cao shrank back and the beer can skimmed by him. He still had a wretched smile on his face and said:

Master, why dont you understand? Girls like the cla.s.s leader always says no, but their bodies are always honest.

Seeing me glare at him, he quickly changed his statement, Anyway, according to my years of experience in H-games, if you go out and give the cla.s.s leader a hug in front of Gong CaiCai, then explain the misunderstanding and say a few cheesy lines, she will fall right into your hands.

Huh, how did you know the cla.s.s leader misunderstood? Its not like Eunuch Cao was there when I was rubbing my zipper back and forth on Xiao Qin.

I dont, but in order to conquer the cla.s.s leader, you have to make it a misunderstanding even if it wasnt.

Youre saying it as if I really want to conquer the cla.s.s leader

Eunuch Cao rolled his wily eyes, Do you not? Someone whos usually as independent and majestic as the cla.s.s leader will definitely be cute and helpless after being conquered by master. Plus in the future the Justice Devil will be tossing about in bed under you just thinking about it, ikuuuu.

Can you stop saying j.a.panese female AV lines with a red face? I havent even thought that far ahead yet. Although the Metal-blooded Lone Wolf has been wrongly accused by the Justice Devil many times, I never thought about getting my revenge that way!

Whos there? Whos hiding in the bushes?

Despite all the noise outside, the cla.s.s leader still noticed the two of us.

She immediately looked alertly towards us. Obama rushed forward a few steps, stretching the leash in the cla.s.s leaders hand to its max length.

She wasnt wearing a uniform, but she was basically a policewoman with a police dog.

Obama seemed to be more obedient with the cla.s.s leader than he was with Ai Mi. It looks like it wasnt a waste for the cla.s.s leader reading the dog breeding manual.

Hurry up and come out or Ill sic the dog on you.

The cla.s.s leader immediately regained her usual composure and severeness when there was an unknown person around. She threatened us by loosening the leash that was wrapped around her hand.

Gong CaiCai hid behind the cla.s.s leader when she heard there was someone in the bushes.

Its, its a tiger, right? Its a tiger coming to eat me.

Gong CaiCai still remembered what Xiong YaoYue said when she was trying to scare her.

Obama suddenly stopped barking.

Obama stopped barking when he heard it might be a tiger.

So he got scared after he heard its a tiger? Not only did he stop barking, he even hid behind the cla.s.s leader like Gong CaiCai. Do you want the cla.s.s leader to use her body to block you from the tiger?

The cla.s.s leader wasnt Loud Mouth, so there wasnt a lot of room behind her body. Obama thought Gong CaiCai was in the way, so he barked a few times and scared her away.

Thus the Husky monopolized the area behind the cla.s.s leader. He only poked his head out by the cla.s.s leaders leg to see if there actually was a tiger or not.

Un un un Gong CaiCai, who had no place to hide, trembled as she kept repeating a word.

Uncle uncle

Uncle uncle save me!

Gong CaiCai shouted as loud as she could.

But because she was too scared, it wasnt even louder than the sound of moving water.

So she was calling for help. If youre scared to the point where you cant even properly call for help, then if bad guys kidnap you, they dont even have to cover your mouth.

Dont be scared, there are no tigers here. The cla.s.s leader said calmly. It wasnt unexpected to have Gong CaiCai stiffen up from fright, but she never expected a large dog like Obama to hide behind her.

Xiao Ba. the cla.s.s leader gave Obama her own nickname, Dont be a disgrace to huskies, use your nose and you will know if theres a tiger in there. If you act a bit more brave, Ill feed you beef when we get back

I dont think you can really bring any more disgrace to a dumb breed like huskies. And are you sure Obama will understand if you say such a long sentence?

d.a.m.n, he actually understood it! Not only does he understand the word tiger, he could actually understand such a long sentence! He only started sniffing the air after the cla.s.s leaders reminder. He stood right beside the cla.s.s leader again while acting c.o.c.ky.

What are you getting c.o.c.ky for when you forgot you had the ability to smell? And did you really get persuaded by a piece of beef?

I thought if I didnt come out, the cla.s.s leader might raise the stakes (like giving Obama a lamb leg). If Obama was blinded by greed and rushed into the bushes and started biting randomly, then Eunuch Cao and I are both screwed.

Cla.s.s leader, dont shoot, its me.

I stuck my head out of the bushes, I dont know why I misspoke and said dont shoot instead of dont sic the dog.

The cla.s.s leaders face instantly turned red. She bit her lips and stared daggers at me.

When when did you hide in there.

She finally asked with a calm expression, but she was probably anxiously waiting for my response.

Ah its not a tiger Gong CaiCais relaxed and her legs went limp, then she sat down by the river bank.

If I said I was there from the beginning and heard their conversation, I wouldnt seem like a gentleman and it would make the cla.s.s leader feel awkward.

So I coughed while pointing behind me to Eunuch Cao.

I just came over cause Eunuch Cao wanted to take a s.h.i.+t. He was afraid there would be snakes, so he begged me to come with him. Look, he didnt take off his pants yet.

The cla.s.s leader showed an expression of disgust. It was natural since which girl will want to see boys (especially Eunuch Cao) take a p.o.o.p.

I kicked at Eunuch Cao, Hurry up and take off your pants, didnt you just say it was coming out?

Eunuch Cao might have been afraid of the cla.s.s leader catching him with his camera, so he didnt hesitate and instantly pulled down his pants.

Uhhhh. unnnnn.. ummmm.

Eunuch Cao made nasally sounds like he was constipated.

The cla.s.s leader quickly averted her gaze and said angrily, Didnt we pa.s.s a public washroom earlier? It might be a bit old, but its a only a couple minutes walk from here. You guys should have went there!

Eunuch Cao couldnt hold it in anymore. I said, And isnt p.o.o.p a pile of natural fertilizer for the trees?

To be honest, I feel like Eunuch Cao himself is a pile of natural fertilizer and should be buried under the tree.

The cla.s.s leader covered her nose and walked away with Obama, but Obama seemed very interested.

I guess dogs cant help but want to eat s.h.i.+t?

She helped up Gong CaiCai and went back to camp.

But when leaving, she looked at the expression on my face, as if to check whether or not I was lying.

I purposely didnt look towards the cla.s.s leader. I pretended it was stinky while fanning under my nose.

The cla.s.s leader looked back every three steps and left with deep suspicions.

I breathed out in relief, but realized something was actually stinking up my nose.

Eunuch Cao raised his head and said to me: Master, can you help me bring some tissues?

d.a.m.n, who told you to actually p.o.o.p here?

Its not my fault. I already ate a lot and you told me to squat down. Once I took off my pants, I felt it coming out, what could I do?

I dont have tissues, use some leaves.

After ditching Eunuch Cao and returning to the camp, I saw that the cla.s.s leader kept her promise and was feeding Obama grilled beef.

Her expression appeared to be cheerful, but her eyes were very lonely. Whenever we accidentally made eye contact, she immediately twisted away and carried a look of resentment.

As I looked at Xiong YaoYue thoughtlessly eating, I dont think its a good idea to keep letting the cla.s.s leader misunderstand. Lets leave whether Xiao Qin is a girlfriend or a sister aside for the time being. I should first explain to the cla.s.s leader that Xiong YaoTue and I are just pals.