Chapter 596: Three People On Top

Holy s.h.i.+t, dont think it will be that easy to kill me off.

Xiong YaoYue cursed as she tried to battle the mud under her feet and struggled to keep balance.

Im sorry mom, I cant continue to be your daughter anymore. Gong CaiCai cried out.

These two girls had completely opposite personalities and left me exasperated.

I cant but acknowledge the cla.s.s leader had calculated everything. She already knew Xiong YaoYue would eventually cause trouble.

Actually, if you see the band aids on her body, you would know she isnt a careful person.

In addition, she has an extremely unbelievable healing speed. Its a natural talent and not even on the same level of the fast healing speed I developed after being beaten up by the Little Tyrant multiple times.

Eunuch Cao even had a private discussion once: I see, our cla.s.s PE committee member, even if her hymen is broken, it can automatically heal

Of course, the PE committee he was referring to Xiong YaoYue and not me. I dont have a hymen and I definitely dont have male hymens. All I could think of is the BL novels Little Smart writes where all the male protagonist have male hymens in their b.u.t.t. I get sick just thinking about it.

Lets get back on topic. Xiong YaoYue stepped on some mud and was about to fall down along with Gong CaiCai. Its a good thing the cla.s.s leader a.s.signed me as insurance.

I spread out my arms and stood behind them. I thought that would be enough to ensure both their safeties and also show off my manly heroism.

Who would have expected Xiong YaoYue to never ask for help. She was already in a perilous situation, but she actually used her own hip strength to force herself back.

d.a.m.n it~~~ look at my awesomeness.

Thats enough, I know how awesome you are, so stop flailing around. Stop flailing your legs and trying to find your balance, dont raise your knees that high, also

d.a.m.n it, you kneed my crotch, my b.a.l.l.s

My eyes rolled back and I lost all my strength. Xiong YaoYue, who b.u.mped into me, also lost her balance and the three of us fell down.

I didnt have a chance to use my Yin Yang Sanshou falling technique, but its good thing the ground was soft and we didnt really get injured.

I should mention that since I was at the bottom and facing upwards, I basically acted as a meat cus.h.i.+on. In order to fulfill my duty and protect Xiong YaoYue and Gong CaiCai, I made sure to tightly hold them as I fell. From the current situation, Xiong YaoYue was on my left and Gong CaiCai was on my right, it looked like the two of them was in my embrace.

Since Gong CaiCai was originally being carried by Xiong YaoYue, she was in a higher position. So when she fell down, her ample b.r.e.a.s.t.s coincidentally hit my face and it was tough for me to breathe.

I, I Gong CaiCais face was bright red. She wanted to move her chest away, but her body wasnt in her control after the recent scare.

Will I be laughed at in the afterlife if this is how I die.

As my b.a.l.l.s still hurt, I didnt have the strength to get up, so I yelled out:

Xiao Qin, help and move Gong CaiCai away from my face. Im going to suffocate.

I, Im sorry. Gong CaiCai apologized with teary eyes because her b.r.e.a.s.t.s may become murder tools.

Ye Lin cla.s.smate, you went too far! Xiao Qin didnt help, but started to shout.

Youre actually hugging another girl in front of your girlfriend! Two different ones!

Hey, lets be reasonable, Im only performing a good deed.

Ye Lin cla.s.smates embrace is for me, I shouldnt be left out.

She said angrily then suddenly leapt towards us.

Include me too. Watch this, Xiao Qin bomb!

If you suddenly jump on top of Gong CaiCai and Xiong YaoYue, then Im the one whos going to feel it the most! And Xiong YaoYues knees are still against my b.a.l.l.s!

Owww! I couldnt help but let out a shriek.

Xiong YaoYue also let out a groan, then cursed: d.a.m.n it Xiao Qin, are you trying to kill me.

Now I felt even more pressure on top of my face.

I was barely able to squeeze out between Gong CaiCais two peaks to breathe.

Xiao Qin tried to squeeze downwards from the top. She wanted to push Xiong YaoYue and Gong CaiCai away so she could monopolize me.

Stop squirming. I begged, Someone is crus.h.i.+ng my b.a.l.l.s and it hurts like h.e.l.l.

I couldnt even be sure it was Xiong YaoYue, it could have been someone else.

Get up first. I said only an inch away from Gong CaiCais breast.

Xiao Qin, get off me first. Xiong YaoYue yelled.

Im not falling for it. You can leave first if you want, I bet you already discovered its very comfortable in Ye Lin cla.s.smates embrace.

Youre on top of me, how am I supposed to get off if you dont get off. Although it does feel pretty comfortable to use Ye Lin as a meat cus.h.i.+on

Im sorry, Ill get off immediately Gong CaiCai supported the ground with both hands to prevent her b.r.e.a.s.t.s from suffocating me again.

As the four of us were quarreling, I heard a familiar conversation.

Those students sure are noisy, all the b.u.t.terflies got scared away.

Yeah, I cant believe there are students coming to a secluded area like Cui Song Mountain for a field trip

Huh, arent these the two entomologists? Did they circle around again?

The two of them saw a boy with three girls on the ground.

Um the younger scholar rubbed his eyes then said with detest, They were just having a threesome, now theyre having a foursome. I really have no hope for the future of China.

The older scholar shook his head of graying hairs, Sigh, the worlds slowly getting worse.

They said as they turned to leave and get as far away from me as possible.

I felt I was wrongly accused and couldnt help but yell at them: Hey, stop just standing there talking, dont you know how much my b.a.l.l.s hurt?

The young scholar turned halfway around and said back with detest: You sc.u.m, how would your b.a.l.l.s not hurt when its 1v3.

I hesitated a bit. Before I could think of how to retort, the two of them had again left into the deeper parts of the forest.

After a while, I was finally able to persuade Xiao Qin to get off the top layer. She also pulled Gong CaiCai up at the same time, because she didnt want her to take advantage of me.

Honestly, theres nothing really for her to take advantage, but I did take advantage of Gong CaiCai for a while.

After the weight moved, Xiong YaoYue jumped up like a monkey.

Ye Lin, there was no need for your help. Xiong YaoYue pointed down and said, I would have been able to fix it if you didnt b.u.t.t in.

Well I never expected for you to be able to set yourself back on balance and I had a job too.

If you and Gong CaiCai were injured with me here, how would I explain myself to the cla.s.s leader?

Hey. xXiong YaoYue looked up towards the group and asked, Are we almost at the peak?

Pretty much. I used my hand to block the sunlight and looked up, Maybe theres still one to two hundred meters.

Xiong YaoYue thought for a while before suddenly ma.s.saging her shoulders and complaining:

Actually Cai Cai feels a bit heavy after carrying her for so long, it must be because of her large b.r.e.a.s.t.s.

Im sorry. Im heavy and have such vulgar b.r.e.a.s.t.s Gong CaiCai said, I I wont be a burden anymore if I just die. As expected, I dont have a right to live in this world

No~~ Xiong YaoYue comforted Gong CaiCai, You dont have any big weaknesses other than breaking dishes when you cook. Whoever marries you in the future will be a lucky person.

Gong CaiCai was reminded of her predicament of causing trouble in the kitchen.

I, I broke so many dishes, Im guilty she looked as if she was about to cry again.

Were almost at the peak, so why dont you carry Gong CaiCai a bit. Xiong YaoYue negotiated.

Its no problem for me

I was a bit curious. She didnt want to switch earlier, but now why is she asking me to switch? Did she pull a muscle earlier?

No, I dont need Ye Lin cla.s.smate to carry me Gong CaiCai was trembling from being stared at by Xiao Qin.

I, I can walk by myself now. Gong CaiCai took a step in order to prove this, but because she was just in the same posture for a long time, she almost fell again.

See, were going to miss the moment when everyone reaches the peak if no one carries Cai Cai. This is an important memory for our youth!

Ye Lin cla.s.smates back is only for me. Xiao Qin said.

If Gong CaiCai cant walk anymore, I can carry her. Ill make sure to be extra careful and I definitely wont throw her in a valley, a stream, or a bear trap.

Then what are you looking around for? Arent you looking for a valley, a stream, or a bear trap to throw Gong CaiCai into?

It looks like she is trying to kill people off based on breast size.