I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl - Chapter 585: The Little Man In The Box
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Chapter 585: The Little Man In The Box

Chapter 585: The Little Man In The Box

Guys, you have to pay the fare if your luggage occupies a seat.

The bus driver reminded us to pay, so the cla.s.s leader, who was in control of our budget, went over to pay.

It was usually normal to pay extra when your luggage exceeded a certain weight, so the cla.s.s leader thought the drivers request was reasonable. After all, the bus was now basically became a private bus for cla.s.s 2-3.

Besides, even if we have to pay a bit extra for luggage, its still much cheaper than getting a chartered vehicle. It would cost at least 500 to rent a coach for a round trip from here to Cui Song Mountain.

But the rural route 23 bus was pretty primitive. We couldnt swipe our student cards and we had to pay everything in cash.

The cost of everyones fare was a bit over 90, but the driver thought it was annoying to give change back, so he only charged 90.

It was understandable since the rural route 23 bus was a neglected line. Usually, when it leaves the city district, there would be at most 5 or 6 pa.s.sengers, but today it was packed. The driver even got a few extra bucks from collecting luggage fees, so Im sure he would think he could buy more smokes today since hes in a good mood.

By the way, are you taking the students on a field trip?

The driver asked teacher Yu who was sitting near him.

Teacher Yu was distracted a bit by his thoughts before he reacted and quickly nodded:

Thats right, the students are going on an outing. I followed along to prevent something from going wrong.

The driver sympathized with the teachers troubles and said: Its probably not easy managing over 40 students.

Its alright. Im just worried teacher Yu repeatedly slapped his knee until he saw Shu Sha maintaining order and his lips curved into a smile.

Worried about what? Its obvious Shu Sha is taking your job and youre just here for a free meal.

It seems teacher Yu talked with the princ.i.p.al before and is reluctant to part ways with Shu Sha when she graduates in a year.

Hes an embarra.s.sment to all cla.s.sroom teachers across the world. Did he actually develop a fond attachment to a 14 year old student?

Xiao Qin sat alone in one of the back seats while Xiong YaoYue was playing the PSP in the row right in front of her.

Ye Lin cla.s.smate, come sit closer to me.

Xiao Qin enthusiastically requested.

Come sit closer so I can feed you the love filled bento I prepared last night.

Ill kill you, Ill kill you,

Xiong YaoYue rapidly smashed the b.u.t.tons on the PSP. She should be killing monsters and not trying to kill us because we were flirting.

The lotus cakes, fried squid rings, and onigirazu Xiao Qin mentioned yesterday were all enticing, so I dragged the cooler over next to Xiao Qin.

Before I left, I apologized to Niu s.h.i.+Li since I was talking about the NBA with him. Niu s.h.i.+Li showed he understood I was needed by my childhood friend.

Look, a friends.h.i.+p between Spartans is still the best. If it was Xiao Qin calling me over while I was with Ai Mi, she probably would have bit me.

Right when I settled down next to Xiao Qin, she took out a fancy thermal lunch box. A fragrant aroma instantly hit my face when she opened the lid.

(*^__^*) hehe Ye Lin cla.s.smates nostrils got bigger. Is it because you want to eat your childhood friend?

Why do you keep relating my nose to perverted acts? I only wanted to eat your bento, I dont want to eat out you.

Go eat s.h.i.+t, die die die.

Xiong YaoYue screamed as she played with her handheld console, I dont think shes purposely trying to disgust me.

Ta-dah. Xiao Qin said as she completely opened the bento. She looked at me with a look as if she was expecting me to praise her.

I was instantly scared when I saw the contents.

No, it wasnt the s.h.i.+t Xiong YaoYue mentioned, it was indeed packed with eatable food.

It was composed of lotus cakes, fried squid rings, and onigirazu. She must have spent a lot of time making all three for me last night.

The problem was how the food was placed.

Why did you use the lotus cakes as a persons face, the squid rings as eyes, and the triangular onigirazu as the persons body.

Its true your cooking skills improved, but please dont sprinkle your artistic skills onto your cooking because your artistic skills did not improve at all.

This bento person is too terrifying. The face looked like it was burnt while the large circular eyes looked empty inside as it stared into your soul.

Hahaha, now youre going to die.

Xiong YaoYue was still obsessed with her game.

Are you not going to eat? Is it because my food is bad?

No, I could tell your skills are improving from the chicken rolls I ate Sunday, but this appearance

Im sorry, Im so dumb. Xiao Qin lowered her head and sighed, I thought it looked pretty similar to Ye Lin cla.s.smate

What the h.e.l.l did you say? Did you say this was based off of me? Where does it look like me?

Thats why, in order to increase the flavor, I hugged the cabbage and kissed the tomatoes

Theres also carrots in the lotus cakes. My mom scolded me last night when I was licking the carrots in the kitchen

Of course, it would be weird if Auntie Ren didnt scold you. Which mother can keep calm when they see their daughter hugging and licking a carrot like an idiot.

I learned from my mom thats enough to put just put in your love. There was no need to lick the carrots, the TV host was wrong

When did the host ever tell you to lick carrots? Stop blaming good people and apologize.

I feel like my love for Ye Lin cla.s.smate wont lose to anyone. So I prepared the bento while thinking about Ye Lin cla.s.smate

Its because I thought about Ye Lin cla.s.smate too hard, thats why the bento turned out looking like Ye Lin cla.s.smate I, I stared at the bento for an hour straight yesterday, I almost couldnt hold myself back and almost licked the Ye Lin cla.s.smate that was in the bento Im so ashamed

No, Im the one who should be ashamed, so this was how I actually appeared in your mind. For the past 14 years I always thought I was a human, but Im sorry.

The reason why you bullied me when we were kids was because you discriminated against aliens, right?

Im sorry. I said seriously to Xiao Qin, I really cant eat it when youve laid out the food in a terrifying way. It only made me not want to eat it more after learning it was supposed to be me.

No, no way. Xiao Qin wailed, It was a bento I prepared with love.

Ill eat it if you tear it apart.

I said after being influenced by my dad and not wanting to waste food.

Plus, Xiao Qins food is getting more and more delicious. I think it will taste pretty good once the person is broken apart.

No. Xiao Qin protected the bento like she wouldnt let anyone hurt it.

It would be cruel to dismember the cute Ye Lin cla.s.smate.

I mean youre going to eat it anyway. If it was an animal, it would be more humane to dismember it first before eating it.

Okay, okay, if Ye Lin cla.s.smate wont eat it if I dont agree, then please go ahead.

Xiao Qin unwillingly handed over the chopsticks and bento.

I reached out to take the chopsticks, as I was prepared to deliver a fatal strike, Xiao Qin suddenly s.n.a.t.c.hed the bento back.

Since Ye Lin cla.s.smate doesnt want to eat it whole, it should be fine to give me the important parts.

Pop.

My chest was stabbed.

Red began to flow out.

The organ that was responsible for supplying blood through the body was taken away from its original spot.

But I didnt die.

Because the one who had its heart dug out was the person in the bento.

But it was so real. Inside the triangular body was a hidden cherry.

Xiao Qin picked up the cherry and put it in her mouth. She mashed it up good with her teeth and swallowed with satisfaction.

Ye Lin cla.s.smate is delicious.

She gave an innocent smile.

Its a scorching hot summer day, but why do I feel a s.h.i.+ver on my back.

Its only a lunchbox, there was no need to make it so realistic. My heart almost stopped when you began digging out the insides.

But in another sense, the bento person should be dead, since its heart was eaten

As I was about to use my chopsticks, I discovered a seaweed strip around the crotch area.

What is this, I questioned Xiao Qin as I stabbed it with my chopsticks.

Xiao Qin clutched her red face and replied bashfully:

That, thats the mosaic I put.

The same mosaics they have in AV films? So you gave the bento person a s.h.i.+rt, but hes not wearing any pants?