Chapter 323

(323) I hate being a hypocrite

Translator: Tseirp

I resigned myself to spin the roulette for the three of us in order to get the dungeon clear bonus .

The ball fell into the slot for skills for all three of us .

Probably thanks to my jobs set as Philanderer, Gambler, Hunter and Elf-Bowman .

Gambler had 40 luck, Philanderer 30 luck, while Hunter and Elf-Bowman had 20 luck each .

Adding in the 10 luck from Jobless, my total luck was 120 . Twelve times that of a regular person .

I was actually hoping to acquire the recipe for the Philosopher’s Stone but it didn’t happen even with 12 times of luck .

【t.i.tle: 「Labyrinth Conqueror VI」has ranked up to「Labyrinth Conqueror VII」】

【Clear reward skill: 「Lifestyle Magic IV」has skilled up to「Lifestyle Magic V」】

Was my affinity with Lifestyle Magic a blessing or a curse?

That said, this time I was responsible for spinning it and Lifestyle Magic was really useful so I didn’t really mind .

Incidentally, the spell I learned was Stamina Heal .

Unlike Heal that recovers injuries, that spell was unable to heal wounds but instead capable of recovering lowered physical stamina .

I see . That was probably a spell convenient for daily life .

But … I can only think of it as a spell for that particular need .

Before I realize, we were back in the G.o.ddess Statue room .

“I acquired a skill called Fisheye . ”

“Fisheye … ? That’s a terrible name for a skill . ”

“But it is a convenient skill . It broadens my field of view and I can see places that are originally at my dead angle . But I feel that it would difficult getting used to it . ”

Was it somewhat like looking through a fisheye lens?

If that was the case, it would really be tough getting accustomed to it .

“Ichino-sama, Carol acquired a skill called Magic Tool Appraisal . ”

That sounded like a convenient skill too .

In particular, my Magic Blacksmith leveled up smoothly during this dungeon run so I could let Carol appraise .

“I received Lifestyle Magic once again . A spell called Stamina Heal . Let me try it . ”

I applied Stamina Heal on Haru and Carol .

“So … this is Stamina Heal . ”

Haru noticed the changes in herself and commented .

“Yeah, isn’t it convenient?”

“I could fight eternally if I had that . ”

And Haru made an outrageous comment .

It might be a joyous suggestion to Haru as a battle junkie but I would hate that . I don’t wish to fight that much .

The door at the back opened as I was thinking .

A large snake was waiting for us .

I see, so we must return by the proper path .

But this large snake had no special abilities other than shooting venom so I safely cut it in two with a single slash .

The item drop was … a wine jar? It seemed to have viper wine in it .

Somehow it seems that the bosses only drop alcohol-related items .

I wonder if it is because Minerva is called the G.o.ddess of Medicine and alcohol is known as the best medicine?

“All right, let’s go home! Home Return!”

I called out and I was transferred to My World with Haru and Carol .

I had not used the Hikikomori skill once since leaving Goats Rocky .

In other words, if I open the door from My World, the door would appear in Goats Rocky .

I could save 100% of the time required to return .

How’s that, the request would be completed just like that .

The Mercenary Guild guild master would probably be surprised after hearing how quickly we complete the request .

“Ah!”

“What’s the matter, Carol?”

“Sorry, I forgot . It’s already night outside – – The Mercenary Guild would be closed at this timing . ”

… Ahh .

s.h.i.+t, I didn’t think that far .

Since there was no other option, we rested in My World for today .

We went to the Dark Elves’ place and ate together .

The menu was improved dragon steak .

The meat of the dragon we defeated the other day was tenderized by marinating it in ginger juice and grilled .

It tasted reminiscent of grilled ginger pork but it was a lot tastier than when we ate it in the village near Mount Landau . Haru was a little disappointed though .

“I’ve been having delicious food ever since coming to this world . I might grow fat at this rate . ”

Rarael said as Ririana and Carol commented on her larger swaying b.r.e.a.s.t.s .

“ … I want to grow fat . ”

“I wish to be fat . ”

… Well, it’s not that I don’t understand their sentiments but being flat-chested is a status too . Furthermore, it wasn’t as though Ririana’s ones were that small and Carol would make hers larger with magic . Although it would only be an illusion .

“By the way, Ririana . Did you complete the ink?”

I had pa.s.sed her gallic and iron sulphide and tasked her to make ink for Magic Journalist .

“Ye-yes, I have!”

Ririana handed four square bottles of ink to me .

“I had Pionia-san make the gla.s.s bottles . ”

“I see . Thank you, Ririana . I will thank Pionia later . ”

“It’s ok … there’s no need to thank me . ”

Ririana said while looking embarra.s.sed .

With this, I could request Rurina to make the Magic Journalist talisman and then I could change my party freely .

Well, I don’t need it right away though .

As for dessert, I made ice cream this time .

Using the familiar method of adding salt to magically-created ice .

I used milk, eggs and maltose .

“If possible, I would have preferred to make it with fresh cream but … . “

“Sheena No . 3 can make it desu . ”

“You can?”

“Sheena No . 3 can make anything desu . ”

Sheena No . 3 said before pouring milk from Sugyu into her mouth . Then, she proceeded to rotate her head at high speed .

“Wait, why are you even here!”

“Ueeeeee!”

Sheena poured out fresh cream from her mouth .

What a production process .

… But it really was proper fresh cream .

“I shall expel the remaining milk from my b.r.e.a.s.t.s desu . ”

“Don’t . Expel it from your mouth . ”

“Understood desu . ”

Sheena No . 3 expelled fat-free milk into a separate container from the fresh cream .

“My sleep mode has ended desu! 100% energy desu!”

“Lies! Your head is 7 degrees off . ”

I grabbed Sheena No . 3’s head and turned it lightly .

Her head was secured with a click .

“Go back to sleep mode . I’ll wake you after I complete the Philosopher’s Stone . ”

“ … Sheena wants to play with master too desu . To cook together desu . I can’t sleep alone desu . ”

I held my head after hearing Sheena No . 3’s lonely tone .

“We’ll take a rest after we’re done . ”

“Yes desu . ”

Even though I decided that it would be better for Sheena No . 3 to rest, I still tolerated her selfishness .

I hate being a hypocrite .