1478 - April Fool's Day Extra Chapter : "I etc Part 4"

It was a day that I had no particular plans in mind. There was no reason about it. I just remembered that somehow, I woke up in the morning feeling better than usual.

After finis.h.i.+ng breakfast, I was having a cup of tea in my room and thinking about what I was going to do today, when a familiar face suddenly appeared in front of my eyes.

[Fuaa!? I appeared indoors this time!? I just left my room only to appear in another room I mean, is my exit point just randomized?]

[..]

I thought for a moment that it was Shea-san because of her appearance, but the strange tension in his speech right afterward made me realize that it wasnt Shea-san, but Senpai.

Serious-senpai, a strange person who looks exactly like Shea-san, who just suddenly appears once a year.

[Why did you suddenly appear in my room, Senpai?]

[Uwahh!? Wait, if it isnt Kaito Ahh, I guess that means this is Kaitos room Fumu. Well, in the end, I will just end up meeting Kaito anyway, so I guess this is just right, saving us time.]

[How highly adaptable you are]

But she didnt answer my question. But well, from that soliloquy earlier, my guess is that she had just somehow come out here from the door of her room that opens only once a year.

Rather, my house originally should have a Teleportation Inhibition Ward protecting it, so it should have been impossible for people to teleport here but well, Serious-senpai somehow has a different set of rules applied to her being, or rather, shes a strange person, so it might be useless to think about her with my common sense. I mean, were talking about someone who has a strange and dangerous G.o.d in the same room

[Well, since you came all the way here, how about some tea?]

[T- Thanks Even if you say all that, youre pretty adaptable too huh.]

[Im just used to sudden situations.]

[Yeah, I get you. Even if you dont want to acc.u.mulate it, you just somehow get all those experience points, which makes you able to calm down and deal with things that calm your way.]

[I really get you.]

Apparently, Serious-senpai is also someone who gets caught up in various things, so there was weight in her earnest words. She basically should be stuck in a room that she can only come out of once a year, but for various things to happen in that room, there seems to be no end to the things she had to ponder about.

[Ahh, thats right. Here, I brought you a souvenir.]

[Eh? Im sorry for having you go out of your way to do that. Well, Ill gratefully accept it.]

[Ive been a white chocolate statue lately, and that d*mned dangerous G.o.d had the brightest idea of melting and making a fondue out of my body. Anyhow, I had some leftover chocolate, so I reformed it and brought it along.]

[..??]

Wait a minute there. There are so many things Id like to slap a tsukkomi at that Im at a loss as to how to react now. First, errr She became a white chocolate statue? No, like h.e.l.l thats possible! What the heck happened to her to become a white chocolate statue!? I dont understand whats going on at all.

Even if I forcibly accept that happening, next That dangerous G.o.ds action. She melted chocolate-formed Senpai and made a fondue? They seriously are dangerous. And then, why the heck is Senpai taking it all in stride and was just calmly explaining all that? Is this the influence of that Gag Status Correction mentioned before?

And finally, they had leftover chocolate, so she reformed it and brought it along No, no! a.s.suming that all of her earlier stories are true, it means that that chocolate is a melted-out part of her body, put into a mold, hardened and she decided to bring that as a souvenir!? I dont even know how I should react here.

[Ah, I also added sugar and syrup that came out of my body, you know?]

[Senpai, can I ask you a question?]

[Unnn?]

[Why can you turn into chocolate, or excrete stuff like sugar or syrup? What kind of creature are you, Senpai? Ahh, putting aside you apparently being an incarnation of seriousness and all that]

[I dunno? They just happen, I also dont know for sure.]

[If Senpai herself doesnt know, I guess it cant be helped!?]

An incarnation of seriousness that produces sugar and syrup from her body and turns into chocolate? No, rather, as far as Ive heard, she feels more like an incarnation of sweetness

[H- How should I say this Senpai sure had it rough.]

[Though some of them are your fault!!!]

[Why?]

[Its because you kept on flirting around with just about everything that I became like that! No, Im not telling you to stop, but cant you reduce the frequency a little more Seriously.]

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Eeeeeehhhhh!? When I flirt with someone, Serious-senpai starts producing sugar and turns into chocolate? Im getting even more confused than before No, I mean, I just cant see how thats connected with each other.

[Ahh, could it be that the story up to this point was all a joke?]

[If that had been a joke It would have been better]

[Ahh, youre being for real huh. H- Hmmm. However, whats the connection between my flirting and the changes in Serious-senpais body?]

[I wonder? I dunno about that.]

[If you say you dont know about that yourself, I dont see how I can help]

Seriously, how should I say this Shes quite the incomprehensible, peculiar person. Serious-senpai sat on a chair opposite of the astounded me, and put a box of chocolate and a box containing j.a.panese confectioneries on the table.

Arent these j.a.panese confectioneries made from something that came out of Serious-senpais body? If thats the case, this isnt just about whether its hard to eat or not Along with the chocolates she gave me, Im going to have that sealed deep within my magic box

[Well, its a once-a-year opportunity, so wed rather spend it meaningfully than talk about things that we dont understand, right?]

[Well, I suppose so. Youve come all the way here, so please take your time and relax. Ill have some teacakes prepared.]

[Youre so kind I lov- Hah!? Dont think you can conquer me with just that!?]

Senpai looked overcome with emotion just now, but her expression suddenly changed and she lashed out at me Unn. The intense ups and downs of her tension really are just like Serious-senpai.

Even though I feel confused about this and that, Ive already met her several times, so I might have gotten used to her already. Although shes a person of many oddities Well, she isnt a bad person.

[By the way, Senpai. Are you going to search for seriousness this time too?]

[Ill do my best tomorrow.]

[Is that just a procrastinators answer?]

She should be back in her usual room tomorrow but well, even though she would actually try to look for seriousness, she ends up just sightseeing every time, so I guess today would also be just the same as usual.

Serious-senpai (Affection Meter MAX) : [Fuuu, after having tea, we just played games and hung out. Since we were just playing around, it wasnt like I was being conquered. Also, that lack of motivation in the t.i.tle]

? ? ? : [Eehhh, as expected, even I would be a little reluctant to go for the eat me (physically) approach, but nonetheless, your affection meter sure surged through the roof.]

Serious-senpai (Affection Meter MAX) : [Can you not say things that can cause misunderstandings!?]