Chapter 554 - I Can't Stand This Restaurant Anymore

After visiting various stalls, lunchtime has finally come.

Though I say that, even though I had visited some attractions, I wasnt that hungry since I had been eating from the start of our date.

So, thinking of having a light lunch, I came with Kuro to the area lined with restaurants.

There are a lot of n.o.bles who partic.i.p.ate in the Six Kings Festival, so even on the Sixth Day which is an orthodox summer festival, there are some high-cla.s.s restaurants lined up.

[What should we eat?]

[Hmmm, Im not sure~~]

Kuro and I held hands as we discussed where we should have lunch. Kuro was restlessly looking around, as if she couldnt decide where to go, but her eyes were suddenly glued to something.

When I saw Kuros eyes begin to dazzle, I fearfully turned towards the direction she was looking at And saw a signboard with words Baby Castella Cuisine Specialty Restaurant, as if to lead onlookers down to h.e.l.l.

Please wait a moment. Im begging you, please give me a moment The words Baby Castella Cuisine are just too much of a power word for me to accept.

I mean, what the heck is that Baby Castella Cuisine!? Baby Castella is already a complete dish, you know!? Why would anyone want to tamper that!? Strange, that restaurant is strange

[Kaito-kun! That place! Lets go to that place!!!]

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No, no, Ive already been beaten up by a lot of Baby Castellas, and now, Im going to be beaten up even more As expected, even I cant stand this much

[Amazing! Im so excited! I wonder what kind of food theyll serve?]

[E- Errr]

[Im looking forward to it~~ Baby Castella Cuisine together with Kaito-kun~~]

[S- Shall we go?]

[Unnn!]

No good. I cant win against her. I cant do anything to hurt Kuro, who is looking at me with sparkling eyes. I want to protect that dazzling smile even at the cost of my own stomach

The interior of the Baby Castella restaurant was, if I had to describe it, a very ordinary restaurant. Well, as I had expected, with Kuro with me, we were immediately led to the VIP seats which seemed to be a private room, but I still couldnt help but feel anxious.

As for the food, Kuro cheerfully told them Ill order everything! and we decided to leave the order of serving to the restaurant, while I would just pick up whatever I wanted.

And thus, the first dish we were served was

[Heres your Baby Castella au Gratin.]

[Ohhh!]

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Fuuu, lets calm down a bit. Take a deep breath Alright!

This is the time where youre supposed to serve bizarre food with strange combinations, you know!? What the heck is with this safe and tasty-looking food!? I mean, this dish Youre just throwing baby castellas in to make a gratin You dont need to add that baby castella in its name at all!

[Kaito-kun?]

[N- No, its nothing Theyre going to serve one dish after another, so how about we eat?]

[Unnn!]

Throwing a tsukkomi at the restaurant within my mind, I brought this Baby Castella au Gratin into my mouthUnnn, its just a normal gratin.

How should I say this I felt slightly disappointed, but in the meantime, I turned my attention to the second dish that was being brought in.

[Heres your Baby Castella Lasagna.]

[Ohhhhhh!]

[..]

Hey, can I ask for the chef or someone who handles the arrangements? Why the heck are you serving lasagna after gratin? Theyre almost the same dish

H- Hmmm, does this mean theyre serving dishes similar to the first one? So, will there be a Baby Castella Doria next? Well, Im glad that its simpler than I had expected

[Heres your Baby Castella Terrine, Truffle and Buf Sal, Ris de Veau and Sky Bean Gateau.]

[Fuwaaahhh, sounds delicious!]

[..]

Why the heck are you suddenly serving me French dishes with incomprehensible names? Seriously, what the heck is happening? I mean, a Baby Castella Terrine, youre just completely pranking us here!!!

I wonder what kind of face they had when they thought of this Baby Castella Terrine Or rather, why did they serve beef alongside it No matter how I look at it, they dont suit well together

[Heres your Baby Castella Grilled in Rock Salt.]

[Amazing! Theres this way to cook it too huh!!!?]

[.]

The baby castellas have been baked already!!! Why do you need to wrap it in rock salt!? You could just sprinkle some table salt on the baby castella if you really want it to be salty!!!

I mean, what the heck is with Kuro? Why the heck is she giving high praises at every single thing!?

[Heres your Baby Castella Spaghetti.]

[Hmmm, I see, I never thought about that. Ill try this next time.]

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You dont have to! That ideas demonic, Im telling you! I mean, cant you see theyre just throwing baby castellas into the spaghetti!!!?

[Heres the main dish, the Mega Baby Castella.]

[Ohhhh! Its so big!!!]

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With that size, youre still insisting on calling it a baby castella huh I mean, how many baby castellas could they have made with the size of this thing? This things big.

Also, its amazing how Kuro can eat the whole thing in the blink of an eye.

[As a palate cleanser, heres a Castella.]

[Its sweet and delicious.]

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Why did you give up on the baby part there!? You insisted on calling that one earlier a baby castella, how dare you serve us a regular castella!?

I mean, youre asking us to cleanse our palate from eating baby castellas by eating a castella Theres no cleansing happening here! Thatll just bring us heartburn!!!

Dear Mom, Dad- Beyond the Baby Castella h.e.l.l was another level of Baby Castella h.e.l.l. I mean, let me earnestly say this- I cant stand this restaurant anymore.

? ? ? (Currently Browsing the Multiverse-Wide Web) : [Surprisingly, there are many sane opinions. Lets put the Pinky Toe b.u.mping Curse on the people who were saying Kaito-san, Go Explode later With their comments, Kuro-san would probably make a surprisingly decent Baby Castella]

Under King : [Errr Shark Fin-filled Age Manju, Extremely Spicy Bean Curd with Wyvern Meat Burger Steak and Takoyaki Syrup, Crab Eggs with Melted Cheese, Heated Soy Sauce and Shredded Seaweed, Cranberry Sauce and Spirytus Ice Cream Sprinkled in Cocoa Gummies, and adding sweet-bean jelly, nozowana and mochi Wrapping all of that into a baby castella Found it! This is the ultimate baby castella!]

? ? ? : [Why are you mixing all of them!?]