Chapter 447 - I Think We Need to Have a Good Talk About This

After self-destructing after being exposed to a shame play that I, myself initiated, I immediately ran away.

I thought about going as far away as possible from places with people before we finally took a break in a plaza-like area.

[Haahhh Im sorry, Isis-san. Suddenly carrying you like that]

[No Kaito Am I not heavy?]

[No, youre surprisingly light.]

I apologized to Isis-san for reflexively taking her away in a princess carry, but she not only didnt blame me, but was actually worried about me.

Nevertheless, Isis-sans body really was really light She was so light that even I, a weak person, could run while carrying her in a princess carry. No, its not that Im just saying that just because I heard that girls didnt like being called heavy, but she really was light.

No, I mean I have a feeling that Isis-san weighs only about 30kg. She also said that she basically doesnt eat, so her body structure may be a bit different from human.

Anyway, I guess we should be alright here now. Thinking about how I should stay away from the area we were in earlier, I tried to put Isis-san down, but for some reason, her hands held onto back of my neck.

[Kaito Could we stay like this for just a bit longer?]

[Y- Yes.]

[Thank you Kaito I love you.]

Isis-san looked murderously cute, putting her face against my neck, acting like a spoiled princess in my arms.

I held Isis-san like a princess for a while, when she was satisfied, I slowly set her down.

[W- Well then, how about we walk around this area? It doesnt seem like there are that many, but there seem to be some stalls over there.]

[Unnn.]

Feeling strangely embarra.s.sed, especially after the earlier incident, I held Isis-sans hand and headed for a stall a few distance away.

The area was off the main street and not very crowded, but there are still a few stores around.

As I walked past one of the stores, which sold small accessories, I was unexpectedly called out.

[Oya, what a lovely couple you two are! Come now, I have just the perfect item fo- Fugyaaaahhh!?]

I slammed my fist into the face of the stuffed costume who called out to me.

[W- Wait, Kaito-san!? Thats not just knocking on my head anymore, thats a full-on punch, you know!? Havent you been treating me too harshly lately!? Alice-chan is your cute lover, you know!?]

[No, rather than that, what are you doing here? Arent you supposed to be repairing that area you and Megiddo-san were fighting in?]

[No, no, that one is main body Alice-chans responsibility. It doesnt have anything to do with me, Stall Merchant Alice-chan 86.]

[I- I see]

After hearing the idiot in a stuffed cow costume Alices clones words, I was dumbfounded, but I nodded anyway.

Thinking about it, how could that Alice miss out on a business opportunity like this I wouldnt be surprised if she had prepared one or two clones to prepare their own stalls.

But Im kind of bothered with that 86 attached to her name though. Does that mean there are more than eighty of them scattered all over the city? T- Theres no way thats the case, right

[Shalltear The thing thats perfect for us What is it?]

[Fufufu, its these!]

[What are these?]

[These are ancient items from another world.]

In a solemn tone, what Alice took out were lucky charms that were sold in shrines. No, well, that was certainly culture from another world But I dont think the G.o.ds that were supposed to be a.s.sociated with those amulets are in this world, you know? So, wouldnt those amulets have no benefit at all?

(T/N: Omamori/Lucky Charm)

[Dont be surprised, okay? You see, just by holding one of these You would become super lovey-dovey with your lover!]

It says Prosperous Business on it though?

[Wha!? I- Ill buy it!]

[Isis-san.]

[Also, also, if you buy this crystal ball too, the effect of this lucky charm triples!]

[I- Ill take that too!]

[Thank you for your patronage~~ Well then, Ill calculate the price]

Where exactly are you basing the triple stuff youre talking about off of? No, well, thats fine and all but

[Alice. Do you mind if I say something?]

[Eh?]

[If you cheat the innocent Isis-san into making an expensive purchase Im not going to talk to you for a while]

[N- No way~~ Isis-san! Its just a joke! Isis-san and Kaito-san dont need something like this!!! Youve always been lovey-dovey, even without toys like this!!! Theres nothing for you to worry about!!!]

[Eh? But]

When Alice heard my words, she looked so fl.u.s.tered that it could be clearly seen even with her stuffed costume, and she smashed the crystal she was holding.

[I just remembered something! These arent actually my items!!! Thats why I cant sell them to you! I am never selling them!!!]

[Kaito Super lovey-dovey]

[That reminds me! I actually have a 1/5 size plus.h.i.+e of Kaito-san that I made recently!]

I thought I just heard the name of an item that I cant overlook, but before I could say anything else, a mountain of white gold coins appeared in front of the store.

[Ill buy it! Ill take your entire stock!!!]

[N- No, this is still a trial product, so Ive only made one Also, the price is 300R, so please put those white gold coins away.]

[Uuuu. Then.. Ill buy that one.]

[Yes, yes, here you go~~]

[Thank you You can keep the change.]

Isis-san vigorously tried to buy up Alices entire stock, but when she heard that there was only one of that item, she took it and gave one white gold coin to Alice.

She just bought a 30,000 yen product for 10 million yen This is just a guess, Isis-san, but do you not have coins other than white gold coins?

N- No, thats not important at this point. The problem was that plus.h.i.+e that looked like a deformed me.

It was already impossible for me to take it away from Isis-san, who was happily hugging it in her embrace, so all I can do now is have a little talk with the root of all evil.

[Alice Lets have a talk later.]

[Eh?]

[You should also come prepared to sit on a seiza.]

[Eh?]

Dear Mom, Dad How should I say this When Alice appeared in the scenario, things instantly became noisy. Well, I guess Alices stupidity was part of her charm, but as for the fact that shes making plus.h.i.+es and life-sized dolls that looked like me I think we need to have a good talk about this.

Serious-senpai MK-II : [F- Fufufu, I did it I did it! For my hidden power to awaken when that hateful ? ? ? cornered me Yes, I have evolved!!! My physical strength is now 1.5 time higher than what it used to be, and my attack and defense power has doubled! And most importantly, my seriousness has tripppppleeeeddd!!! My time has finally come! (+1) Im not afraid of anything anymore! (+1) Fuuu I guess the readers wont mind if I hi-jack the next chapters with my seriousness, right? (+1)]

~~ Specs ~~

Serious-senpai MK-II

HP: 150000000 (1.5x)

Attack Power: 100 (2x)

Defense Power: 100 (2x)

Serious Power: 3 (3x)

T/N: Only one chapter today, I was hardly able to translate a chapter yesterday.