Chapter 342 - Big b.r.e.a.s.t.s are Weapons

The 16th Day of the Light month. I had come to visit Lillywood-sans residence in the Demon Realm.

I feel apologetic since shes already busy, but there was one thing I wanted to suggest, so I sent a hummingbird before I visited.

As I waited alone in the great hall of her residence, guided here by Lillywood-sans subordinates, and after a little later, the door opened and Lillywood-san came in.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

[Ah, no, I should be the one apologizing for intruding instead?]

When I turned my gaze towards the sound of the voice, I saw Lillywood-san and I could clearly see that she was extremely tired.

I dont think to think about why too much After all, theyre withered, her hair no, her leaves, I mean

[Errr, Lillywood-san Are you alright? Ummm, errr, youre withering, you know?]

Y- Yes, Im sorry for seeing you something unsightly Its just that when Im extremely fatigued, the color of my leaves change in color as if they were withering. Once I got some rest, they will return to normal

[Y- You must be quite tired.]

Yes. Im quite tired.

Usually, she would have said something like No, thats not the case., but it seems like she doesnt have the composure to keep up appearances anymore.

How should I say this, see

ing Lillywood-san looking more terrible than I imagined, what I was going to talk about wouldnt come out of my mouth.

Thereupon, as if to save me from that dilemma, Lillywood-san called out to me.

You wrote in the hummingbird that you wanted to talk about something, but is something the matter?

[Ah, yes Errr, ummm, I didnt really need to ask you this in person but I have a suggestion.]

A suggestion?

Yes, I could actually tell my suggestion through the hummingbird, but I was curious to see how Lillywood-san was doing, so I decided to meet her in person.

However, when I saw Lillywood-san looking more tired than I had imagined, I felt very bad about it. As expected, I should have just told her with the hummingbird No, since were already here, lets just tell her my suggestion as soon as possible.

[Errr this is just for example, okay? For example, I invite Isis-san on a date Lets see Would it help Lillywood-san if you were freed for a day or so?]

[Ahh!? No, its not like Im going to trick Isis-san! I really wanted to go on a date with her Its just that I dont want to cause you any inconvenience, so Im just asking confirmation for the time being]

Kaito-san.

[Ah, no, of course, if its not possible Its just a suggestion after all.]

When I heard from Alice about Lillywood-sans current situation, I came up with the idea of reducing her burden by spending a day with Isis-san.

Well, I also wanted to go on a date with Isis-san, so this suggestion wasnt actually 100% filled with good intentions

I would be happy to have a date with Isis-san, Lillywood-san would be happy since she would be able to focus on her work, and I think Isis-san would also be happy when she enjoys herself in our day. It was a plan that killed not just two, but three birds with one stone.

However, upon hearing my suggestion, Lillywood-sans head lowered and her body began trembling.

I may have been unnecessarily touching upon something that isnt my business, so I tried to tell her that it was just a suggestion but Lillywood-sans hands moved around my head, bringing me within her firm embrace.

T- Thank you very much! Y- Youre the only one on my side here!!!

[Mwaahhh!? L- Lillywood-san, w- wait]

Whats happening isnt just a metaphor, as my face is literally buried in her chest.

My face was tucked in between Lillywood-sans very stout b.r.e.a.s.t.s, and their shapes seemed to change, plugging the holes in my nose and mouth.

Soft elasticity like a marshmallow, her warm body temperature Before I could consider such a situation as lucky, the tragedy of not being able to breathe struck me first.

Uwaaahhhh, I- Im already filled up with work, you know but since I can tell that Isis is really trying to do her best, I cant possibly say that shes a hindrance and yet, the other members of the Six Kings just threw every responsibility of watching over Isis towards me I thought I dont have anyone on my side anymore!!!

[W- Wai It hurts breathe]

Although I desperately struggled to escape from her ma.s.sive b.r.e.a.s.t.s but for someone like me, whose ability is just about as strong as a slime according to Megiddo-san, theres no way I was able to pull away from Lillywood-sans embrace.

Her chest was in front, her chest was on my right, and her chest was also on my left My entire face was squeezed into her chest and I became dizzy in all sorts of meaning.

However, she seems to have been overcome with emotion, as my voice doesnt reach Lillywood-san and rather than relaxing her arms, Lillywood-san embraced me even more tightly.

Im sure Ill be able to finish most of the work in a day with Isis absence! Really, thank you very much!

[Your b.r.e.a.s.t.s Im drowning]

Oya? Kaito-san?

[..]

Eh? Ah, m- my apologies! Kaito-san, please hang in there! Kaito-san!

Soft, warm, plump puddings of life The only fate awaiting me was this shameful end drowning and being swallowed within this ocean of b.r.e.a.s.t.s

Hearing Lillywood-sans faint voice, fl.u.s.teredly calling out to me I lost consciousness.

Im really sorry.

[N- No, its alright.]

Today, on this day, a new page is engraved in my minds black history.

Fainting from being suffocated by b.r.e.a.s.t.s Big b.r.e.a.s.t.s are definitely weapons. No, seriously

Even so, that really helps me. How could I possibly thank you

[Lillywood-san dont have to thank me for that I just wanted to go on a date with my beloved lover.]

Im feeling a bit envious of Isis now.

[Eh?]

No, I havent said anything. Kaito-san, do you mind if I request one thing?

[Eh? Yes, what is it?]

I nodded my head to Lillywood-san, who told me that she had a favor to ask with a gentle smile on her face.

I wonder what her request is? Since its Lillywood-san asking it, Im sure that it wouldnt be anything strange but

In the Six Kings Festival If its fine with you, can I ask you to go around with me on the day of the festival that Im organizing?

[Eh? Ah, errr, yes. I dont really mind but]

Thank you. Well then, I can leave my thanks for today at that time

[N- No, like I said, you dont have to thank me]

No, I would be the one bothered by it instead. It may sound selfish, but Id like to repay you for the debts of grat.i.tude Ive received, even if only a little bit.

[H- Huhh Well, if Lillywood-san is fine with it]

Yes. Well then, Ill be looking forward to that time.]

From what Ive heard from Alice regarding the Six Kings Festival, Lillywood-san said she would be willing to go around with me if Im fine with it, but just like an extremely honest woman, she still confirmed it with me since she got the chance huh?

Hmmm. Well, I also think it will be fun to go around with Lillywood-san, so I immediately agreed.

And thus, in addition to the plans that have already been decided regardless of my intentions regarding the Six Kings Festival, it was decided that I would go around at that time with Lillywood-san.

Dear Mom, Dad In my whole life, I never thought that I would pa.s.s out because of b.r.e.a.s.t.s. No, what is this? Thinking about it now is making me feel pretty embarra.s.sed. Seriously, in more ways than one- Big b.r.e.a.s.t.s are weapons.

Serious-senpai: [I dont want that I dont want that date Lets go with the Demon Lord arc already]