Published at 24th of September 2019 02:30:37 PM Chapter 289

(289) Dark-Elf pillow sale(?)

Translator: Tseirp

Ah, so youre referring to that .

Affirmative . I do not comprehend what master expected but yes that is what I meant .

No, Pionineechan . Master is definitely looking forward to us squeezing his body fluids out of him .

We are currently squeezing masters body fluids out .

We are just wiping masters sweat .

I was currently in swimming trunks sweating inside a hot and humid closed room .

It was Pionias specially-made sauna which allowed magical power to flow with sweat .

Sheena No . 3 is working hard desu!

Ah, yes yes, good job .

The stone that Sheena No . 3 was burning was sprinkled with special water which turns into a mist that encourages the released of magical power and was being blown in my direction with a large fan .

It was truly the lyly sauna style .

It was good, it was great but I was troubled with where to look at when looking at Pionia and Neete .

They wore a loincloth below, white linen wrapped around their chest and a traditional Japanese straight-sleeved coat worn above it . (TLN: Fundoshi, Sarashi, and Happi . )Sheena No . 3 was wearing the same attire and their coat had a fan drawn on it like those festival clothes .

It felt like I was in a shrine .

Master, please release a lot of sweat .

Master, your face is red .

Pionia and Neete commented as they continued their task of wiping and wringing out my sweat .

My face is red because I am sweating and it is hot in here

I was definitely not feeling excited in that situation .

My magical power was being released properly but I wondered if that method actually provides the highest concentration of magical power?

I felt that it was more efficient doing it regularly with a massage .

After the two of them finished squeezing out the sweat they collected from me, they drank it on the spot .

Even if I did sweat a lot, it wont end up as a large volume to drink so they finished quickly but they made poor expressions .

Although I would be troubled if they looked satisfied after drinking another persons sweat .

Its thin .

Yeah, thin whats the reason? In theory, it should be a lot more delicious .

I know, the reason is this room . As this room is filled with steam to promote the dispersal of magical power, the magical power that we wipe from Masters sweat is escaping into the air .

What a miscalculation!

Neete shouted as if it was an earth-shattering event .

You should have thought of it at the time of designing this!

I shouted but Neete and Pionia looked like they were up to no good as they started discussing something while looking at me .

In other words, rather than wiping it with a cloth, it would be better to drink the sweat that comes out directly, Pionioneesan!

Affirmative, Neete . As expected of my younger sister .

Wwait, directly drinking means, you girls

This time, I dont think my imagination was wrong .

Please keep still, it wont hurt .

Or rather, I have confidence that it will feel good .

Wwait, you girls! What do you plan to do with those tonguessss!?

I was being pressured by the two of them and I stretched my hand toward Sheena No . 3 for help but

Temperature and heat have exceeded the allowable range desu entering cooling mode desu

Sheena No . 3 nonchalantly switched to cooling down mode .

Dont work in a hot and high humidity space if you are a precise junk machine!

I didnt have the chance to shout as Pionia and Neete preyed on me .

That was terrible

I was really conscious when they licked my armpits .

Although I was able to protect having my pants on until the very end .

Incidentally, after Pionia and Neete finished their magical power replenishments, they carried the frozen Sheena No . 3 to a cool location and Rarael took over .

The third report was regarding the Dark-Elves .

Thats really unfortunate . Here, please have this tea made from fruits from the fruit trees in the forest .

Thank you, Rarael ah, delicious .

It was a slightly sweet tea .

Delicious Ha, Im healed .

If you hated it that much, couldnt you just escape?

I thought of doing so but the exit was sealed and they came on so strong in a short time that it would be hard for me to hold back . I wouldnt want to hurt the two of them .

So nice of you as expected of Ichinojo-sama .

Moreover, it wasnt as though I disliked it . However, I dont wish to touch the two of them so it was more like prolonged anguish for me .

Prolonged anguish? If Ichinojo-sama wishes, you may use the Dark-Elves . We will work hard to satisfy Ichinojo-sama .

Rarael, I was just mentioning that such advances were tough on me .

Rarael was attractive but I was currently making Carol wait so I dont plan to touch any other girls .

Ah, right . I met Doxco . He made a beautiful grave after finding out that you all died . Even though it would be hard for him to continue working with the Shiraraki Kingdom if it was found out .

He did something like that Im grateful .

Rarael smiled with a slightly complex expression .

She was happy for his thoughts but had to endure lying to him about the truth .

Thats right, Rarael . What is the third report?

Raraels expression sank even though I said that to change the topic .

Its a shameful matter regarding my family so I dont really want to talk about it but

Ah, so its a bad report .

Well, Im family now too so you dont have to be embarrassed .

Im grateful you say that . Actually, a portion of the Dark-Elves wishes for pillows .

Pillows? Pillows not as a metaphor but the actual item normally used to sleep?

Yes those pillows . A portion of them requested Pionisama and Neete-sama for the production but are currently waiting for Ichinojo-samas approval .

Ah, something like that? I think they can just go ahead for something like pillows .

The pillow isnt an issue but the pillowcase is more problematic .

Pillowcase?

The pillowcase can easily be made though .

They even made those festive attires they wore just now .

This is one of the prototypes

They even made prototypes?

I picked up the folded pillowcase .

It felt nice to touch and it certainly seemed possible to have nice dreams when using it .

But I felt that it was a little big to be used as a pillowcase .

Hn?

I had a bad feeling and spread the pillowcase open .

!? Oi, what is that?

A pillowcase .

A cover for a hug pillow . Of a life-size Ichinojo-sama .

Thats right . There was an illustration on the pillowcase that was probably modeled after me (Although it was a lot more handsome than the real person and it wasnt a mirror so looking at it in person was a little disconcerting .

Moreover, the outer surface was me in my regular clothes while the inside was me baring my upper body and there were more muscles compared to the real person .

Hey, its a bit rude to say this but are Dark-Elves crazy?

Its a little rude to say this but they were poisoned by Neete-sama . They converse very frequently .

Ah, Im sorry about that .

Its okay, Im sorry too .

As Rarael apologized, a paper slipped out from her grip .

Hn? This

Ah, Ichinojo-sama, that is!

Pre-order list?

That was the pre-order list for the hug pillowcase among the Dark-Elves .

They have started pre-ordering even though it has not even been decided to be in production?

Rarael, why did you order as well?

Th-that is

Moreover, three .

Hug pillow salesperson Ririana said that we need to have one for ornamental use and one for safekeeping

I see I see Ill consider it good that it didnt become a cult .

I said with a smile .

But the hug pillow is rejected . Ill be confiscating this as well .

N-no way! Please, I was so nervous that I couldnt sleep when I used that prototype hug pillow but when morning came

Its even worse if it prevents you from sleeping! And you used it!?

Even though I rejected it, the Dark-Elves who should have sworn allegiance to me, gathered signatures and appealed against the order to stop the production of the hug pillow .

After that, I had a discussion with several of the Dark-Elves including Rarael .

In the end, I compromised with making cushion covers of my caricature .

Doxco the Dark-Elves you are worried about are doing fine, although I feel that they are traveling down a strange direction .