Chapter 235: Bootlickers Guide to the Immortal Realm

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Early the next day.

Li Nianfan was sitting in the yard. He was clearly tired.

He looked at the Fire Phoenix and Daji. He had a question in mind, but when he tried to speak, he stopped himself.

Did they take a bubble bath until midnight? When had they become so close? He had trouble sleeping last night.

The Fire Phoenix acted strangely in the morning, too. She chased after Daji to learn how to brush her teeth.

The friendship between girls was so sudden and weird, even for the Fire Phoenix.

However, it made Li Nianfan excited. The friendship between Daji and the Fire Phoenix meant that bigshots were easy to get along with. There was nothing wrong with it.

The war between Demons and Immortals was upon him. It would be dangerous soon. He had to befriend as many bigshots as he could.

He would shamelessly ask for their protection if they were his friends. They would not reject him then.

He was only an ordinary man. They could easily protect him.

He started to study the Bootlickers Guide to the Immortal Realm.

Rule Number Onecater to their hobbies. Immortals were people, too, and they also had their hobbies. For example, writing, painting, playing instruments, and more. He could do that.

Rule Number Twohave a forte. His forte would be his cooking. Immortals were people, too, and they had an appetite. He could win them over with his cooking. It was working well so far.

Rule Number Threeinvest in potential bigshots. Li Nianfan captured the essence of it. He did not own so many novels in the past realm for nothing. He was excellent at observing people and he thought he was good at identifying bigshots.

Rule Number Fouronly be decent to potential bigshots that have tragic backstories and just be acquaintances with people who are divorced, disabled, or betrayed. He should not be too close with them. Never become their buddies because usually, he would be the first to die.

Rule Number Five

Li Nianfan scribbled and wrote a lot. He gained a lot of experience from reading novels in the past realm. Therefore, bootlicking was not considered a low-blow or out-of-character for him. He could do it all effectively.

Li Nianfan finished the Bootlickers Guide to the Immortal Realm. Then, he made another one.

It was a list called the List of Bigshots.

Li Nianfan listed down his ranking of the bigshots he knew.

The Fire Phoenix was without a doubt the first on the list. Then, the grandpa and Gu Siblings of the Azure Ville. Followed by Yao Mengji, Lin Mufeng

Li Nianfan listed down every cultivator he knew. Of course, he added some notes next to the names about how close they were.

He assumed

The Fire Phoenix was 55 percent close to him. They were business partners but not yet friends.

Those who scored 60 percent were friends, 70 percent were buddies, 80 percent were close friends, and 90 percent were soulmates.

He kept listing names. Li Nianfan also wrote Nanan on the list.

Not sure how the young ladys cultivation journeys doing, but dont forget about me, your brother!

Li Nianfan mumbled to himself for a while. He thought about it and added the old tree of the Fallen Town into the list.

The two books would be his legacy, his masterpieces. The value of the publicationsimmeasurable!

Li Nianfan was pleased with himself for a while. He felt like he found his calling. He instantly felt assured.

He was in a good mood and was ready to go out for a walk.

He smiled and said, Daji, lets go to the Fallen Town, then to the Clear Moon Lake to look at the fishes!

Daji was as happy as Li Nianfan. She nodded and said, Yeah, whatever you say.

Li Nianfan walked toward a small bucket that was filled with their recent leftovers. It was processed into nutritional fertilizer.

He planned to pour it on his plants to ensure their growth.

Li Nianfan took some fertilizer and laughed. Lets go!

The Fire Phoenix automatically turned into a little red bird and landed on his shoulder.

Blackie watched Li Nianfan leave from the four-part architecture. Suddenly, he fell deep in thought.

Blackie said, Xiao Bai, I think I might be wrong about something.

Xiao Bai instantly switched modes. Its voice went deeper as it said, Therapist Xiao Bai is now online. Please, state your problem.

Blackie was filled with sorrow. I always thought that Masters above it all. He doesnt see the differences in status or gender. I now realize that the fox and the Phoenix are more loved and Im being abandoned. Isnt this gender discrimination?

Xiao Bai smoothly answered, According to science, people will be happier when they are accompanied by pretty ladies, regardless of gender but especially so for guys. But if Im accompanied by a single dog, my happiness level will decrease instantly. Its just the law of nature. The mood has not