SS Christmas

Authors note: This is a side story unrelated to the main story

Teleportation completed. I arrive at the Wakaba residence on Earth for the first time in a while. I boot up the PC and confirm the date. All according to plan, its the 24th December Christmas Eve.

I then start the game. I log in as bald dude for the first time in a while and savor the nostalgia. Though actually, its just a long time in my mind, in reality its the first time as me you know.

Ive come today in order to participate in the special Christmas events in the game. I had determined that I wasnt going to come but suddenly I find myself here. Somehow I feel that I have to participate in the events though I dont know why. It really should be D thats doing this, but shes not here.

I surely hope not, but Im not being manipulated by her am I? Like making me do it because she cant come herself, or something. Surely not. Whatever the circumstances she cant go that far Im sure. She cant, right?

Well, whatever. If that is the case, theres no particular harm in this. Im just playing a game, nothing more. If she actually did do something Id be somewhat, no, rather annoyed though.

Yeah. Lets not think about it. Lets just enjoy the game to the max.

Yahoo! Bald dude is as dreamy as ever! Austere, strong and cool!

Enthusiastically I complete the subjugation of the events boss monster solo. Ahhh. This bosss difficulty was to the level where a raid party would presumably be required. Without realising it, at some point I used thought acceleration or something and attacked at full power. There wasnt a time limit so I won, but it took a long time to defeat it. Incidentally, in this game, parties are all managed separately in the boss room, so its not like I had the boss to myself for extended periods.

I glance up at the clock. Gack. The date has changed. Merry Christmas.

Hmm. While Im here lets go buy some chicken and cake. I have money. Its really Ds though, but its fine if I use it. I help myself to her clothes too. Our sizes should be the same after all.

So basically, I go to the convenience store and stuff my face with the chicken I bought. I have to keep my eyes closed so I got some puzzled looks from the staff, but other than that I have no problems with the purchase.

However, there sure are many people about. Because its Christmas? Theres Christmas parties and get-togethers all over the place I guess.

Death to Normies.

Somehow I felt that I had to say that. Well, its not like I really care though. Im not interested in love etc. In the first place, theres not much point for a god to have children either. Im practically immortal with eternal youth so why have kids huh.

Ah, but Kuro fell in love even though hes a god, so its not like its impossible I guess. Love, huh. I just dont get it. Lazing around by myself like this while living idly is enough happiness for me though. Whats this called again? Unpopular girl?

Translation notes:

Bald dude hage oyaji. It might actually be the characters name in the game.

The Japanese for death to normies is

riajuu shine. A riajuu is sort of the opposite of an otaku a person fulfilled in real life.

The Japanese for unpopular girl is (mojo), a term perhaps most famously associated with Tomoko Kuroki from WataMote.