Chapter 245: A Story About Eating

What can I do?

Let me tell you a story. Listen to me.

Ji Qingyan nodded with a serious expression.

One day, an elephant was p.o.o.ping on the gra.s.s. After p.o.o.ping, it realized that there was no paper. A little white rabbit happened to come by. The elephant said, Little White Rabbit, do you shed your fur? The Little White Rabbit couldnt answer, so the elephant used the little white rabbit to wipe his b.u.t.t.

Thats disgusting. Cant you talk about something else?

Dont worry, Im not done yet. Lin Yi said:

The next day, the elephant was eating. After eating, he realized that there was no paper to wipe his mouth. A little black rabbit happened to appear next to him. The elephant asked, Little Black Rabbit, do you shed your fur? The little black rabbit couldnt answer, so the elephant used the little black rabbit to wipe his mouth.

Then the little black rabbit said, Mr Elephant, Im the Little White Rabbit from yesterday.'

AH!

Lin Yi, youre so disgusting. Are you going to let me eat or not? !

Ji Qingyan felt like she was about to go crazy. She hated that her legs werent long enough, or else she would have kicked him away.

Im here to help you lose weight, Lin Yi said with a smile. Do you have any appet.i.te now?

Im going to be sick, Ji Qingyan said. Im not eating, Im not eating.

Look, the desired effect has been achieved.

If Im not eating, then you cant eat either. Ill be able to eat again after a while though.

Ive even brought out my trump card, and you can still eat it? Are you an elephant?

Lin Yi, Ill kill you!

Ji Qingyan rushed over in anger and pushed Lin Yi onto the sofa.

You still dare to play this game with me? Ill tickle your feet.

Im wearing shoes today, and you cant take them off.

Then Ill go somewhere else.

Im not afraid of being tickled anywhere else, so your move wont work.

Creak.

Senior

The office door was pushed open and time seemed to have stopped at this moment.

I did I come at a bad time? He Yuanyuan asked tentatively.

Dont misunderstand. Its not what you think, Ji Qingyan explained in a panic, her face like a ripe peach.

It was not even 1:00 yet. Why was she here?

It was too embarra.s.sing.

Dont worry, Senior, you can explain slowly. Im listening, He Yuanyuan said. I really want to know, other than making love, what else can one do in this position?

Whats wrong with you?!

Lin Yi yelled, Youre already an adult, so why are you still watching? Get out of here and come back in two hours!

Two hours?

He Yuanyuan glared at him. Boss, youre so full of yourself, Im leaving now.

Why are you leaving? Stay here! Ji Qingyan said.

I dont think thats a good idea, Lin Yi said, pretending to be troubled.

Whys that?!

If we were to do two at a time, Im afraid my body wont be able to take it.

Huh?

Ji Qingyan was stunned for a moment before she understood what Lin Yi meant.

Lin Yi, if youre going to keep talking nonsense, Ill strangle you to death. Ji Qingyan said angrily. Get up, why are you still lying there?

Uh, okay.

Ah, its so sour. Weve known each other for so many years, but this is the first time Ive seen my senior wearing a jersey. Boss, youre really good with women.

Im just showing off my legs. What kind of luck is that? Its just a light drizzle.

Its just a light drizzle?

He Yuanyuan gave an understanding expression, as if she was saying that she knew everything.

Thats right. Its nothing.

He Yuanyuan gave an ambiguous smile. Since Senior Sister wont let me leave, then I wont leave. It just so happens that I havent gotten any lunch yet.

Once bitten, twice shy. He Yuanyuan did not stand on ceremony this time.

She picked up her chopsticks and started eating.

Ji Qingyan wasnt happy. I begged for a long time for him to make this for me. Why are you eating it?

Thinking of this, Ji Qingyan took her phone and sent a WeChat message to Lin Yi.

Ji Qingyan, Tell Yuanyuan a story.

Lin Yi, Okay. What story?

Ji Qingyan, The story of the Little White Rabbit and the elephant.

Why do you want me to tell her this story? Lin Yi asked.

If she eats all the food you cooked for me, then what am I supposed to eat? I cant let her take advantage of me.

Whats the big deal? She ate it once before, and you didnt say anything. Lin Yi said.

That was a one-off, okay? Just eating it once is enough. Ive only eaten it a few times myself.

Lin Yi, ???

What kind of mentality was that?

Ji Qingyan, Go, Go, go.

Lin Yi coughed lightly under Ji Qingyans threat.

Yuanyuan, how about I tell you a little story about eating?

Sure, I can eat while listening. He Yuanyuan said.

The story goes like this, there was an elephant on the gra.s.sland

Haha

He Yuanyuan started laughing as soon as the story started, stunning Lin Yi.

I havent even started yet, why are you laughing?

Boss, is the story you want to tell about an elephant wiping its b.u.t.t with a white rabbit?

How do you know?

Ive heard of it before, He Yuanyuan said as she ate, unaffected.

Theres more to come, Lin Yi said. Ill tell you more.

I know the rest as well. He wiped my mouth with the little black rabbit the next day. Is that it?

You even know that?

Yeah. He Yuanyuan said as she picked up a piece of rib,

Theres a third part to the story. On the third day, a little hedgehog came and the elephant picked its teeth with it. Then, the little hedgehog told him that it was the Little White Rabbit from the day before.

Urgh

Before He Yuanyuan could explain why the Little White Rabbit had become a hedgehog, Ji Qingyan could no longer stand it.

She rushed to the bathroom and retched.

When she came out, her face was pale. Looking at the four dishes and one soup on the table, she instantly lost her apet.i.te.

Senior Sister, why are you vomiting?! He Yuanyuan was stunned. Dont tell me youre pregnant? Didnt you say that you two are innocent? How can something happen just by rubbing against each other?

Whats there to be happy about? Do you know how disgusting your stories are?

Disgusting? Isnt this just a story about eating? Why are you taking it seriously?

He Yuanyuan ate another piece of ribs with relish. It was so delicious.

Ji Qingyan,

She wanted to die.

Lin Yi was the same as He Yuanyuan. He wasnt affected at all and enjoyed a good lunch.

Ji Qingyan, on the other hand, did not even want to give it a try. She didnt even eat one bite.

After the meal, He Yuanyuan took the initiative to clean up the leftovers in the kitchen before returning to the office.

Didnt you want to talk about the investment? Lets start now, Lin Yi said.

They had something important to talk about, but they just looked at each other.

The procedures for Lingyun Capital have been completed. We can officially start operating in the near future, He Yuanyuan said as she flipped through the doc.u.ments in her hands.

Apart from that, the interview for the foundation starts tomorrow. As the big boss behind-the-scenes, do you want to come over and take a look?

Im not interested in the process, Im just looking at the results. You and Old Qi can handle this, Lin Yi said.

Ill send you one billion later to run the foundation. Well focus on the orphanage first and then the poor mountainous areas in the country.

I have something to say, Ji Qingyan interjected.

I think that right now, we should focus on the Lingyun Groups business, with the foundation as a support. If we throw all our money into the foundation, it will very likely affect the development of the other businesses of the company. We can only do our best and act according to our ability when we do charity work.