I Can Do It (ICDI) - Chapter 3: No way, you’re so trash.
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Chapter 3: No way, you’re so trash.

The next afternoon, right after he woke up, Jian Rong saw that he had a few messages on his phone.

[Shiliu: Are you awake yet, big bro?]

[Shiliu: I heard that the platform is about to have a big reform again, restrain yourself a little in your recent livestreams, dont flame so much.]

Jian Rong rubbed his eyes and replied with an I know, but he didnt take it too seriously.

When the livestream platform reformed this and that, in the end it was all about the same few things. It wasnt like he did anything pornographic or hacked the game, so it shouldnt affect him.

Since it wasnt time to livestream yet, Jian Rong decided to browse Weibo for a bit. He didnt expect to see the same name covering his screen the moment he opened the app.

He only followed blogs related to e-sports on Weibo, so naturally the only things flooding his feed would be topics related to e-sports. There were even a few topics that had already climbed their way onto Weibos hot search, refusing to come down.

#Road rumored to retire#

#Looking back on Roads five year pro career#

#The end of Roads legend?#

Jian Rong blinked, and some of his sleepiness dispersed.

He flipped over and slowly scrolled down the screen.

The topic of Roads retirement had already climbed to the number one spot on the hot search, even surpassing last nights semifinals topic. It had an astonishing popularity.

But that was also to be expected. Who was Road? As soon as he joined the team, he had carried TTC, which had just been muddling around in the secondary league for many years, into the LPL. The next year, he seized the World Championship trophy and received the Most Popular Player title two years in a row. He was TTCs pillar, as well as the most popular star player as of late in the LPL competitive division.

Usually, even a little interview about Road could enter the hot search, never mind something huge like retirement.

Some e-sports marketing accounts had already issued articles to stir up the mood. The comments were full of crying and heartbroken emoticons as the fans all expressed their unwillingness to believe the news.

Jian Rong also didnt really believe it.

There were only a few circumstances under which a professional player would retirethey werent scoring well, they werent strong enough, or their APM was declining. Judging from the way Road played yesterday, all three of those circumstances could be directly eliminated.

Jian Rong went to check out TTCs official account. The last thing the official account posted was still the competition report from last nights semifinals.

Roads Weibo was even more tranquil. The most recent sign of movement was a commercial that was posted a month ago.

[Shiliu: Have you gone on Weibo yet? Everyones saying Road is gonna retire.]

[R-ong: Saw it. Where did the info come from?]

[Shiliu: Seems like its insider info, apparently Road has a hand injury.]

As Jian Rong brushed his teeth, he recalled Roads expression during the competition last night.

That was the kind of performance someone with a hand injury could pull off??

He randomly clicked on a few of Roads posts. Even though the actual person hadnt said anything yet, the comment section was already full of fans messages. Of course, there were quite a few anti-fans attacks mixed in as well.

[Road shouldve retired long ago, his gameplay was always trash, and last night he was even absent from the deciding game despite being a starter. Did he want to make it easy to shift the blame if they lost? All his fans must just be fans of his face, right? Who knows how much stronger the new junglers have become in these past two years.]

Jian Rong spat out the toothpaste foam and immediately pressed the forward button.

[Soft: Whos stronger than him, list them out so Dad can take a look.]

Only after Lu Boyuan woke up did he find out that he had been retired.

He washed up simply before he opened the door, only to see a slightly plump little figure sitting guard outside. The image of his back seemed a bit pitiful too.

Hearing a sound, the person instantly looked behind him. It was the teams support, Xiao Bai1, Lu Boyuans teammate who joined the team the same year as him.

Ge. Xiao Bai bit his lip, looking as if he wanted to cry but was restraining himself. He asked, mumbling, youre going to retire?

Everyone in the team knew about Lu Boyuans hand injury. Even though the doctor said that it wasnt yet at the degree where Lu Boyuan could no longer play, everyone was still worrying about it constantly.

Lu Boyuan said, En.

Xiao Bai was stunned. Countless phrases begging him to stay flew through Xiao Bais head, but at last, he could only force out a, Then, then when are you retiring?

Lu Boyuan zipped up his jacket. Two or three years from now?

Xiao Bai:

Enough, dont scare him. The coach walked down from upstairs, holding the notebook that never left his side.

Lu Boyuan stuck a hand in his pocket. How did the information spread?

At first, the rumor was about your hand injury, but then someone made an allegation that people from the LPL came over to the base last night and then it became your retirement. The coach said, I told Auntie to make breakfast, go down and eat first.

The auntie employed by the base was already used to their working and resting hours. At three in the afternoon, she swiftly prepared breakfast for Lu Boyuan.

After shooing Xiao Bai into the living room, the coach said, Kan sent me a message.

Lu Boyuan didnt pause while cutting his ham. Kans messages were part of the several dozen he had received. He had only glanced at the message preview and hadnt opened it. What did the LPL say?

Theyre still investigating, it wont be so fast. The coach sighed and said, What if its us overthinking things

Lu Boyuan didnt say anything. For this kind of thing, it would be better to mistakenly attack someone than to let them get away with it. Moreover, if Kan really didnt do it, the LPL couldnt randomly just convict him of a crime either.

Lets not talk about that anymore. The coach asked, Theres a week of vacation after the competitions over, what are your plans?

Lu Boyuan, Stay at the base.

Recently, he had to do a lot of acupuncture and moxibustion, so it wasnt convenient to go home, nor did he want his parents to know about his hand injury.

The coach nodded. Okay, then Ill tell Auntie to come over punctually to prepare meals for you.

No need, Ill get by on my own. Lu Boyuan picked up a napkin and wiped his mouth. Do you have the list?

The coach pulled out a piece of paper from the notebook. Here.

There were only six people on the list. Their rank, livestream room number, or previous professional achievements were written next to their IDs, as well as scores for each category that the teams management judged them on.

The coach said, The team also gathered a few clips of their gameplay. Ive watched them all, and I feel like the first two are pretty good. Ill email them to you in a bit.

Lu Boyuans gaze stopped at the very bottom of the paper, where there was a name that was crossed off by someone using a black pen.

Sensing where his gaze was, the coach explained, That person is called Soft, Ive ruled him out. Hes a streamer, I feel like he isnt really suitable.

Lu Boyuan asked, What about him isnt suitable?

Every aspect of him isnt suitable. I was even suspecting whether one of his fans snuck their way into the team. The coach thought a bit before he randomly selected a reason. The champions that hes best at are all those Zed, Yasuo, Talon, whatever. In any case, the champions that are always benched during competitions, he likes to play them all.

Every champion in LoL had their own personal backstory and established role. The three champions that the coach listed were all assassins with advantages in agility and burst damage.

Those three characters were all popular choices in pub games2, and those who could play them well could carry the whole team, but those who couldnt play them well could screw over their teammates until they doubted their entire existence.

As soon as those champs were used in competitions, their weaknesses would be magnified infinitelyshort range, bad at poking, overly reliant on their early game dominance, not good at initiating team fights.

In the World Championships, those three assassins had never gone on the competition stage before.

Lu Boyuan raised an eyebrow after hearing those names.

For those who wanted to play assassin champions well, the requirements for APM and reaction time were both extremely high.

You can train other champions, he said.

Thats true, but The coach showed his cards. I feel like the streamer himself isnt a good fit for playing professionally.

Lu Boyuan looked up at him. He has flaws?

Could be considered that. The coach said, Hes really just an entertainment streamer. He usually only plays in the Diamond ranks and occasionally even runs over to play Gold games. The people he fights are all at differing skill levels, so its impossible to tell how strong he really is. Also, he really enjoys insulting people.

Then he truly wasnt suitable. Lu Boyuan asked, The platform also allows streamers to insult people?

He remembered last time when Xiao Bai streamed, he said some curse words, and after just a few seconds the livestream room was temporarily sealed by the super admin.

They dont, so usually when he insults people he doesnt use obscenities. And not only does he exchange attacks back and forth with his water friends, he also really enjoys flaming pro players. The coach paused momentarily. Lets put it like this. Out of LPLs players, hes flamed every single one of them, except for you.

Lu Boyuan: oh.

Lu Boyuan returned to his computer, carrying the list, and searched for the videos that the coach sent him before watching two games.

Compared to those trainees from before, these players were a bit better, but they were too conformist. There werent any major problems with their gameplay, but there werent any highlights either.

After watching for a few more minutes, Lu Boyuan paused the video and turned to ask Xiao Bai, who was sitting next to him, Do you know Soft?

Xiao Bai was eating a red bean pie. When he heard that, he stopped chewing. That bluenette3 troll streamer who ran over to the beauty category when he just started streaming but ended up being chased back to the LoL category because he insulted people?

Just by listening to him, you could tell there were some fairly deep grudges.

Lu Boyuan curved his lips. Yes, him. You actually know quite a lot.

Ge, if you can laugh, its because you dont know how infuriating that troll is. Xiao Bai said bluntly, Hes provoked too many players, so someone created a forum dedicated just to cursing him out. I heard all about it from there.

Lu Boyuan made an en noise. What level are you in the forum?

9 Xiao Bai said a single number before he shut up. He swallowed his red bean pie and coughed twice as a cover up. Why are you asking about him?

Lu Boyuan said, Just asking.

Xiao Bai complained, But recently the people on that forum have become weirder and weirder, I dont even like browsing it anymore.

Xiao Bai unlocked his phone and flipped through the forums he followed before clicking on SoftBar4 and handing his phone to Lu Boyuan.

Lu Boyuan swept a look over it

[God, how come this trash streamer still hasnt started streaming yet? Laozis been camping out in front of the computer for half an hour now, my girlfriend isnt even as late as he always is, dammit.]

[Im also waiting, if I dont insult him for a day then my heart feels all empty inside.]

[Ive disliked this dumbass5 streamer for a long time now. Bros look, am I doing it right? [photo]]

The photo was a gift-giving screenshot of StarTV. On the banner was a row of large wordsSoft Dumbass Streamer sent out a Sea of Stars in Softs livestream.

Lu Boyuan:

At night, Lu Boyuan finally finished watching all the gameplay videos that the team sent over.

He rubbed his forehead and closed the video playing software before stuffing the list into the desk. When he was closing the drawer, he caught sight of the smudge of black on the paper from the corner of his eye.

A few minutes later, Lu Boyuan opened StarTVs streaming platform and typed Soft into the search bar before smoothly entering the others livestream room.

The moment he entered the room, he saw that the streamer was currently typing something with his head lowered. From the angle of the camera, the only thing visible was his blue hair, eyelashes, and pale cheeks.

The rapidfire keyboard clacking never ceased. The keyboard, which could light up, turned into nightclub strobe lighting because of his typing.

Lu Boyuan looked at the game interface.

[No Way Youre So Trash [The Master of Shadows6]: Flaming the support, do you even deserve to hate? Why dont you take a look at your own KDA7? Sleepwalking in the jungle, you think youre all that great? If your mom sees your gameplay even shell have to shout a for heavens sake]

[No Way Youre So Trash [The Master of Shadows]: Rolling around in the jungle for an entire thirty minutes, if someone didnt know better they wouldve thought you were picking out your own grave.]

[No Way Youre So Trash [The Master of Shadows]: Just AFK8 already, stop feeding9 them, let your dad relax a little this game.]

Right after typing out that sentence, the streamer encountered the enemy support in the jungle. He finally looked up from the keyboard, and after a few seconds, he skillfully and rapidly reaped the enemy supports head.

[Streamer stop flaming stop flaming, this is your promotion series10!!!]

I know. Annoyed by the messy hair prickling his eyelashes, Soft swept a hand through his bangs, revealing a good-looking pair of eyes. Keep in mind, if you lose in the promo series, you can still keep playing, but if you let a dumbass slip by, then you can never curse them out again, understood?

Lu Boyuan:

Xiao Bai is literally Little Bai, its his nickname ^Pub games refers to playing with all random players that you dont know ^Bluenette apparently this is a thing, just refers (in a joking way) to someone with blue hair ^The ba in Tieba is equivalent to forum (more or less) or bar, so SoftBar is basically a forum for Softs fans ^: this comes up a lot in this novel, and the translation Im going with is dumbass. It can be used much more vulgarly, but in this case JR and co use it in a more friendly bantering manner. Its also not quite considered a swear word in Chinese (bc of the censored bi) so Im guessing thats why it passes the streaming platforms censors. Just know that there are much more offensive insults out there than this lmao ^The title for Zed ^KDA: kill/death/assist ratio ^Im assuming is roughly equivalent to AFK (away from keyboard)/idling ^Feeding is essentially sending yourself to the enemy and feeding them your deaths for easy kills/gold; its really easy for a champion to get super buffed if you keep feeding ^Currently in LoL to progress from tier to tier (i.e. platinum to diamond) or division to division (plat 4 to plat 3) youll have to play a set of games called promotion series once you reach 100 LP (league points). Its BO3 within a tier and BO5 between tiers, and by winning you get promoted ^

Yan: I am so sorry for the excessive amount of translation notes hahahaha ;;; theres a lot of gaming terms in this chapter so I just wanted to explain them all in case anyone was super confused. Itll go down eventually I swear!!! Jian Rongs flaming comments always make me laugh

Wei: Lol I love JRs logicis he wrong though