Chapter 10

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I decided to create a schedule for posting chapters because it makes me feel lazier to translate and it hinders me from properly managing my time . Chapter/s will be posted every Tuesday, 1:00 AM JST because according to wordpress, thats my most popular day and time . Im using JST just because I can

I will post at least one chapter a week . Other chapters posted that day/week will depend on various factors like time, chapter length, how easy it is to translate and most important of all, my motivation . Lets see how long I can follow this schedule

Anyway heres chapter 10 . Enjoy~

Disclaimer: I don't guarantee that my translations are 100% accurate .

Please let me know if there are any mistakes in my translations .

Chapter 10: That time when I was called by god

I was floating around in a white room . This is the same sensation as 6 years ago

But now there are two old menwait, two!?

Yaho Nice to meet you

Its a disappointingly frank voice and a dignified voice of a middle-aged person .

It seems like Ive drank too much Lets just go back to sleep I pretended not to see the gods in the room and tried to lie back down .

Isnt that a bit cruel? Has it not been six years? It seems like Im not actually hallucinating . I skillfully got up even with this floating feeling . Did I die again? Was it because I suffocated in my own vomit this time because of drinking too much? Its scary how I always die because of suffocation

Now that I look closely, my current appearance is from my previous life .

Its okay . You did not die . I am the god of this world . Hes an awfully good-looking middle-aged gentleman . It feels like hes a bartender, a coffee shop owner or even a butler . His slicked back hair is a perfect mix of black and white that it actually looks grey . I want to be like this old man when I grow old . The god of that celestial body that you resided in your previous life asked Hows that kid? when he came here so I made an exception and called you over

Hes a bit stiff . Are all gods impetuous like this?

I can roughly understand the situation . I heard the Earths gods official stance but what was the actual reason? I came because it became interesting, er I mean because I received a telepathic message

The god from earth just casually revealed it like it was something unimportant . The gentleman god looks like hes really trying his best to not make eye contact . Or rather, hes forcibly averting his eyes .

Ahits useless He looks like cool and is a good-looking middle-aged gentleman but they are both the same on the inside . Someone I drink with = someone who has a good character that I always drink with = we are close .

He tricked me when he said, We occasionally go out to drink, the first time we met . I thought it was inconsistent but I just didnt say it , damn it! They arent birds of a feather but this guy is definitely an accomplice! Thats what I think about his as I was staring at his gentlemanly appearance .

I am truly sorry about this . There are plenty of summoned people from other worlds but a reincarnated person who died because of mochi doesnt exist so you became an object for our observations Since youre leading such an interesting life, you decided to look to pass the time?

While he was saying that, he was doing all that he can in order to avoid my gaze . I changed my mind . This guy is the same as that frank old man . And he also just casually informed me about the existence of summoned people .

This is a digest of a funny scene . Please enjoy it later Okay, Ill watch it lateris what Id like to say but lets watch it here . I brought along some sake that I made . Lets watch this video while drinking this right now

When the god of this world snapped his fingers, a round table and three chairs appeared . Does this mean I should also sit down? As I was thinking about it, it was already too late since they were already sitting .

They started pouring each others drink .

This one is his childhood friend, Suzuran Isnt she cute?

That girl will become like this There is no future for her breasts, huh

It became a pleasant mood when they started drinking and it seems like they activated some sort of dream world-like skill .

This Miiru girl is also cute right? And she already has breasts Well, they will remain as childhood friends until this one chooses . Which one he will conquer would be up to him

I felt like they just said something ominous

Ah That thing also happened . I was about such thing while being embarrassed seeing what was displayed but its no use crying over spilt milk so, whatever . This sake is delicious .

This one is Caam-kuns first kiss

I was tilting my head as the two started to drink .

How bold . Or should I say, forceful?

What happened after they went in the room and what became of their relationship was accurately portrayed on the screen . The kiss was also displayed . [Note: try to decide if this is in 3rd or 1st person] God was grinning and the gentleman was gently smiling while they were looking at me . Are you guys my parents!

After that, the events that happened up to the end of the year festival was accurately displayed . Of course, there was also the transferring of sake mouth to mouth and vomiting act of Speck and the others .

That will be all for now Then! Ill gratefully receive this

Is that something like a drama series? It felt like those long stupid videos shown in weddings . It felt like a whole day has passed . Well, it was a video containing my experiences during these last two to three and a half years Do gods have this much free time?

The gods have been drinking sake for a while but they arent showing signs of being drunk . As I kept on being quiet since I assumed that theyre ignoring me, my body suddenly glowed and then my drunkenness immediately subsided .

Ill praise you for not using the knowledge from your previous world to rapidly improve the culture level in this world . It would have caused wars and destruction if it was suddenly raised

The frank old man suddenly started talking seriously so I straightened my self and seriously listen .

Was it okay to make a gun-like magic? Because it was made using an image for an attack magic so please rest assured that its within range of what is allowed for such magic . You have received favorable treatment when you reincarnated so you have your memories of your previous life . Its just that when its revealed that you can use that kind of magic, the magicians employed by both the human and demon countries would aim for you . At worst, they would torture you in order to get that information . This world has not seen that kind of magic that is equal to an arrow . Well, if you find yourself in a magic battle, you could just kill everyone before you get caught and there wont be any problems .

This god just casually said something scary .

Then, is that voice that flows in my head a part of your preferential treatment? Thats right . The others wont know when their skills improved because they dont get that voice . They dont really improve that much in the first place . After that, your skill immediately starts to compensate . To put it simply, when your skill level goes up, your body immediately interprets it and your abilities instantly rises . You experienced that the moment poison resistance went up and you suddenly sobered up . W-well To make it easier to understand, think about it like the bonus stats in games . An announcement like,Offensive AttributeFire: 1, has already flowed into your head before, right? Just think of how easier it would be if you add +10 or +20 to its original power value after that announcement

An RPG term suddenly came out .

Its like the equipment and occupation bonuses in those amusements of that world right? Its extremely detailed, isnt it? Its because the god of that area [TN: AKA frank old man] kept of boasting that The culture here is super amazing so I introduced it here and used that as a reference . So you just simply joined in . Its you own world but, is that okay? Well, its not like anything bad happened to both sides [TN: AKA demons and humans] so it is okay . Supposing that something did go wrong, I would just cause a great deal of intervention like summoning a hero or creating a demon lord . This was just brought in as an experiment You just casually said something cruel, huh Well, please forgive me because I am giving you preferential treatment I will answer anything that you did not understand

I dont understand the conditions for a skill level up . There are times when the timing for a skill level to go up that would make me say Why now! . Its just needs a large amount of experience . You continued to drink that poison juice when you acquired poison resistance 1 but since you already acquired the 1st level, it had no choice but to advance to the next level when you exceeded experience required . If you think about it, its the same as a high level trying to raise his level in the outskirts of the starting town and so, please try to gain even more experience . Incidentally, although the skill provides the correction, by slowly increasing the poison you ingest youll be more resilient to poisons even without the skill so you cant say its pointless . That was an awfully Earth-like explanation . Its good though since the examples were easy to understand I greatly enjoyed the D***** Q**** Series Ah Yes I liked the 3rd one[TN: I didnt really get the lines after this] By the way, you are BiancaStop or it will be war! And Im FloraAaaa

Its getting dangerous .

Anyway, speaking of skills, is it alright for me to experience it right now? I think it should be fine Its because I still havent acquired recovery magic I will just teach you the trick . It should feel like your magic power is compensating for the body part that you lost or damaged . Muscles, tendons and bones will be fixed more efficiently the better you can imagine those parts . Its fine not to think about complicated things . The surrounding muscle fibers would compensate it to some degree . Its also the same for your bones as both can regenerate by themselves . If a bone breaks, is it the same thing as attaching it and fixing it in place so that it wont move? Its something like that Lets try it out immediately Please make sure you dont die Im still expecting an interesting life from you

Oi you vulgar gentlemen, what the hell are you saying .

Are you finished talking?

This guy never changes

Then, I will return your consciousness One more thing, how can I increase my magic powers? It would increase if you just simply use it . It would increase even if you only use it once a day . It will increase even more the more that you use it . Its like that so if you just use your magic daily, it would gradually increase So its like that . I understand . Just a little is fine so I will be using it everyday Wait a minute, I also have something for you I try to make a frankly unpleasant face .

It was pretty much because of my recommendation that you are getting preferential treatment but you didnt become arrogant and conceited as time passed . Recommending you turned into a slightly better idea because of that . You should never become negligent

The difference when hes dignified and when hes not is somewhat extreme but I guess he pretty much worries about me . I cant be ungrateful . And also, hes right next to you so the person himself heard what you said so Im sending him a subtle eye contact .

I understand . I will keep that in mind Umu, thats all from me . By the way, when are you going to do it with Suzuran-chan?[TN: I contemplated about using a more vulgar term but because Caams reaction is rather mild, I decided against it . ]

I take back my previous statement This damn old goat

Its alright, Caam . I will not be leaving any records of that time . Ill also try my best to not look . I swear to god Are gods joke characters?

He laughed while saying, Its that kind of place . The god from Earth was rolling on the floor laughing . Was this something you just wanted to do? These guys, they dont have any shred of dignity as a god except for being easy to get along with that it becomes somewhat stupid

Just when I thought I heard something like, Im sending you back, okay?, I woke up . There arent any particular abnormalities and nothing has changed . I also retained my memories . It just made me feel really weak . I immediately produced an obsidian knife and made a deep cut on my finger . I was rather reluctant at first but it didnt really hurt . It seems like it being too sharp was good .

It was bleeding a lot more than I expected but I calm myself down and apply pressure to it . ImageStop wounds from bleedingClose woundsExecute It stopped bleeding after a few seconds and the wound started to close a second after that . Hes doing it right now . Let me see . Oh, its true . There is a huge possibility that they are saying that right now but I wont mind it . As soon as you forget about those gods, they will appear immediately after .

Recovery Magic: 1acquired .

The voice resounded on my head . Now that I think about it, the voice doesnt belong to the god of this world . Thats good . I decided to greet my parents as I was thinking about that .

I acquired MP Increase: 1due to gods will since I heard a dignified voice saying, Consider this as a gift . God, I thank you very much . Would it be enough if I try to intentionally create an amusing scene for now? I tried thinking about that .

TN: Im taking suggestions on how to translate (maryoku joushou) . I just made it into MP increase for now . And should I also change magic power into mana?