Chapter 1448 Baby Brain
Jin Chonglin wanted to slap his own mouth. He didn't know what possessed him to utter such unbelievable words in front of everyone.
So embarra.s.sing!
But now he had to deal with his wild girlfriend who would threaten to castrate him whenever he did something displeasing.
Thankfully, Lin Yehan was quite tactful and led everyone out so that he and Chen Fei could talk out his gaffe in private. At least he wouldn't feel too embarra.s.sed trying to reason with his furious girlfriend. He could just imagine his sister-in-law, Iris, and her best friend, the gossip-loving Dominic Chua, wanting to stay and watch him make an even bigger fool of himself.
Thanks, Eldest Bro Yehan!
He owed him one.
"Ahem." Jin Chonglin straightened his back and tried to act like everything was normal.
But Chen Fei wasn't so easily deceived. She grabbed another pillow and hit him with it.
"Hey, hey! Babe, stop it! Ouch!"
It didn't hurt at all but he still needed to pretend to suffer to appease her. Who made her his girlfriend?
Oh, it was him!
He was the one who insisted that they should date for real.
Oh, well.
He had to own up to his decisions.
He was the worldwide famous superstar Jin Chonglin after all.
Chen Fei was still upset with him. She kept hitting him with the pillow.
"How dare you embarra.s.s me like that in front of my friends and everyone?! Ah, I want to strangle you! No, let me castrate you first!"
"Hey, hey!" He caught the pillow and didn't allow her to hit him anymore. Then he threw the pillow far away.
She was about to grab another one when he hugged her tightly.
"Babe, calm down," he said, trying to soothe her.
Unfortunately, it didn't work.
She fought to escape him and even lifted her knee to kick him in the nuts.
Good thing he saw her plan and evaded the vicious attack before he became a eunuch.
He finally couldn't take it anymore and shouted, "Babe, stop it!"
She froze and looked at him in disbelief. "Did you just yell at me?"
"Uh, sorry for yelling at you. I just need you to calm down for a second and listen to me. Okay?"
She glared at him.
He sighed and decided to completely swallow his pride. "Please? Pretty please?"
She pursed her lips and harrumphed. "Fine. Let go of me first."
He was afraid that she would go back on her word and attack him if he let her go. But not letting her go would definitely cause her to become more vicious. So he chose the lesser of two evils and cautiously let her go.
Fortunately, she showed mercy and didn't attack him. She just faced him and crossed her arms over her chest.
"Now explain yourself," she said.
'Now what do I say?' he thought.
He was panicking inside but dared not show it.
'Jin Chonglin, you're not a coward! You're a superstar who's the fantasy of millions of ladies all around the world. This isn't the first time you had a girlfriend! You can handle a woman with no problem!'
He tried cheering himself on but remembered his track record with past lovers.
Ugh.
Maybe remembering his past lovers wasn't the greatest idea at the moment.
While his mind was racing a million miles per second to find the best excuse, Chen Fei said something.
"Huh?" He didn't hear what she said. His mind was too preoccupied with his own little thoughts. "Sorry, babe. What did you just say?"
Understandably, she became even more upset that he wasn't listening to her.
But fortunately, she still repeated what she said. "I said, do you really want to have a baby with me?"
"Yes."
His survival instincts made him reply with no hesitation. Experience with women in the past made him learn that in situations like this, it was best to agree even if he disagreed deep inside. It was easier to pretend and appease a lover than to deal with a furious and hysterical woman.
But still, when he caught himself agreeing to it, he still couldn't believe what he said.
What the f*ck?!
Did he just say that?!!!
Huh?
HUH?!!!
What the f*ck was wrong with him?!
But he still played it cool, acting as if he really wanted to have a baby with her.
Wait, did he want to have a baby?
Did he?!!
He wanted to be a father?!!
Oh no!
Maybe he got infected with a baby brain after his elder brother and Lu Zihao had babies one after another.
Yes, that was it!
It was Jin Liwei and Lu Zihao's fault!
Those two men were too much!
Jerks!!!
Did they even treat him as their younger brother?! How dare they infect him with a stupid baby brain?!
Yes, it was all their fault.
It wasn't like he suddenly wanted to have a baby because his girlfriend was Chen Fei.
Well, she was good-looking enough. Not as gorgeous as his sister-in-law, of course, but Chen Fei had nice, pleasant natural features. She was also quite stylish and highlighted her best features, increasing her attractiveness by several points. Plus she was also very smart, capable, and independent. All of these made her so much more attractive than other women in his eyes.
And of course, he, Jin Chonglin, was oozing with gorgeousness. He was gorgeousness personified.
Even if Chen Fei wasn't as gorgeous as him, his genes would surely be strong enough for both of them to make their future kids all good-looking. He was confident in himself when it came to this matter.
Hold on!
What the h.e.l.l was he thinking?!
Was he really seriously considering having kids with Chen Fei?
Huh.
"I guess I'm done for."
Chen Fei frowned. "What did you say?"
"Nothing," he quickly said.
Then he smiled.
Fine.
Since he already jumped into the pit he dug, then he might as well dig deeper. At least, he wouldn't be alone.
There would be a woman named Chen Fei whom he could hold in his arms at night.