Chapter 1312 - Closer Than Lovers

Lu Zihao originally wanted to tease his wife until she awakened from pleasure but the remnant just had to kill the mood. He cursed the annoying voice and wished that he could drag it out of his head.

'Like h.e.l.l you can drag me out of my own body.'

The remnant snorted at his thoughts.

His already dark expression became even more frightening. Fortunately, Long Jinjing was fast asleep and couldn't see him or she might give birth prematurely from fright.

'Go away!'

'Nuh-uh~ It has been a long time since I surfaced. I'll grow moldy if I stay silent for too long. I didn't pop up on purpose all this time so you can focus on your pregnant wifey. What if you get a headache again from chatting with me, your closest bro in the world, and cause Pretty Jinjing to worry about you? I'm not a heartless, cold-blooded b.a.s.t.a.r.d like you, Nikolai. I, Lu Zihao, am so kind an understanding! And cool and handsome, of course~ Kekekeke.'

Lu Zihao walked away from the bed. His fingers were already rubbing the Smoking Devil as he argued with the annoying remnant inside his head.

'Who are you calling my closest bro? You're delusional.'

The remnant had no form, but for some reason, he could imagine it rolling its eyes at him.

'Of course, I'm your closest bro! Have you forgotten that we're now sharing one body which is MY body? Even lovers can't get any closer than this!'

Lu Zihao grimaced. Which straight man in their right mind would compare his current situation to lovers? Apparently, not the original Lu Zihao's remnant.

What a nutcase!

'Dude, I'm straight just like you but I don't discriminate. The Lus pride ourselves for being open-minded! Just look at my grandpa! For the longest time, he believed that Third Brother Liwei is gay and Grandpa was cool with that. He didn't care if Third Brother brings home a boyfriend as long as he brings home someone he loves!'

His mouth twitched at the remnant's words. Indeed, what the remnant said was the truth.

He was about to laugh at Jin Liwei's past but immediately stopped when he remembered that the man brought home Evelinka!

His mood nosedived yet again. His beloved sister that he protected so preciously in their past life had been tricked by Jin Liwei, that cunning, shameless pervert wearing a celibate monk's clothing!

'Hahahaha! What a description! But it's so apt. Third Brother had been more or less a celibate monk before he met Third Sister-in-law. Their love story is actually so romantic!'

Lu Zihao, no, Nikolai sighed. Based on past experiences, the remnant would continue annoying him for a while. He was p.i.s.sed off and unwilling to have his mind invaded but there was nothing that he could do. He could only resign himself and endure until the nutcase tired itself out.

He glanced at his sleeping wife and released another sigh. This time, a sigh of regret.

The remnant already killed off his mood to consummate his wedding night with his wife but his shaft remained in a semi-erect state. He headed to the bathroom to take care of it despite the fact that the remnant was still having fun chattering inside his mind.

Nikolai didn't give a d.a.m.n anymore. Screw the remnant if he still wanted to continue chattering while he m.a.s.t.u.r.b.a.t.ed.

He closed the bathroom door and was about to take off his bathrobe when a large basket on the counter caught his attention. He checked it out and saw a card from his sister and her friends addressed to Long Jinjing.

At first, he thought that it was just a customary wedding present. He didn't think too much about it and had no intention of taking out the contents one by one. He was about to turn around and head to the shower when something caught his eye.

"Hm?"

He pulled something out of the basket and stared, dumbfounded.

Pink, fur-lined handcuffs.

Silk blindfolds.

Soft, fluffy feathers.

Red velvet ribbon-style ropes.

A large variety of lingerie. Most were see-through and some even had open crotches.

Anda box set of lube with different flavours and effects.

His mind seemed to glitch and stopped working for a few seconds.

'Hah? What the h.e.l.l are these? Hahahaha! Wow. Third Sister-in-law Evelinka and her friends are so bold! No, actually, they're very thoughtful! Look at how much they care about you and your wifey's s.e.x life! Hahahaha! What a riot! Ah, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard! Oh, wait. I don't have a stomach right now 'cuz you have it!'

"f.u.c.k off, Lu Zihao. I said shut the h.e.l.l up!"

His roar echoed inside the bathroom.

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The nutcase ignored him as usual and continued making fun of him inside his head.

He was so angry at the remnant his visible veins started throbbing. The one in his forehead in particular looked about ready to pop from anger at any given moment.

However, when he looked at the lewd items in front of him, his semi-erect shaft turned rock hard in an instant.

His physiological reaction only made the remnant laugh harder at him.

'Bro, go ahead and take care of your little brother. Oh wait! That's actually MY little brother, so you have to take extra care of it. Don't worry. I'm not a perverted peeping tom. I won't watch you touching my d.i.c.k. Eh? That's actually gross. Eeew! Alright, I'm out!'

Nikolai's nostrils flared in anger and exasperation at the remnant. His erection softened a little at the nutcase's disgusting words.

Even so, seeing the pile of s.e.xual items intended for him and his wife continued to stimulate him. These were actually a lot tamer than what he used in his past life with his various bed partners, but the idea of using these with Long Jinjing turned him on so badly.

He disrobed and stepped in the shower. The warm water rained down on him as his hands started stroking his rock-hard shaft.

"Jinjing," he groaned.

His gaze landed at the see-through lingerie on the counter. He imagined his wife wearing each and every one of them.

She would open her legs and the crotch-less panties would expose everything.. He would dive straight inside her and pump his hips until she was shouting his name, Nikolai, over and over again.