Chapter 185 - Seaweed Egg Drop Soup

Translator: Wiwbiwb

Editor: Levs

“I have my own gym members.h.i.+p, but thanks for your kind intentions, Group Leader w.a.n.g,” Han Ying Ying replied emotionlessly.

“a.s.sistant Han, it’s really a treat for the eyes of us men that a beautiful woman like you with such a beautiful body works hard to exercise and nurture your body.”

He ate so closely across from this beauty that he could smell her fragrance that wafted towards him. w.a.n.g Chao’s heartbeat rapidly increased.

He felt that his opportunity was slowly ripening; he felt that a.s.sistant Han was really that kind of woman that was cold on the outside but wild on the inside, and he tested Han Ying Ying step by step.

Han Ying Ying said nothing because she wanted w.a.n.g Chao to leave.

“a.s.sistant Han, forgive me for being nosy, but with such a great body, when you’re at home at night, do you wear very little clothes and admire yourself in the mirror?” w.a.n.g Chao said with a laugh.

Han Ying Ying breathed deeply and sat motionlessly in her seat. She was afraid that if she moved, she wouldn’t be able to stop beating him up.

When w.a.n.g Chao noticed that a.s.sistant Han did not respond after he asked that kind of question, he peeked at her and noticed that her face was flushed a bit red… Oh my, a.s.sistant Han was shy.

w.a.n.g Chao was extremely excited, his words and their implications already made everything evident. Not only did Han Ying Ying not explode, she shyly lowered her head and said nothing—if this wasn’t silent admittance, what was it?

If he didn’t make a move now, then when would he wait until?

w.a.n.g Chao felt that he was on the brink of obtaining Han Ying Ying. He immediately revealed a fawning smile and continued: “a.s.sistant Han, in the deep of the night, when you look at your alluring figure in the mirror, do you have an intense thought and wish there was a man to appreciate it with you and soothe your lonely heart?”

This was a deep and luxurious speech because w.a.n.g Chao practiced it in the mirror at home over a hundred times. In order to win over Han Ying Ying, in order to spend a spring night with this exquisite item, he spent a lot of effort.

Bang!

After saying these pa.s.sionate code words, w.a.n.g Chao clenched his teeth and tossed the condom in his pocket onto the table. He looked at her adoringly and said: “a.s.sistant Han, those men… are closer than you’d expect.”

“Would a.s.sistant Han be willing to raise your head and admire the bright moon and lower your head to make love?” [TLN: w.a.n.g Chao’s line plays off the Tang poet Li Bai’s famous poem, “Thoughts on a Quiet Night.” The original line goes, “Raise your head to look at the bright moon, lower your head to reminisce about home.”]

Ha!

Han Ying Ying laughed, w.a.n.g Chao angered her to death.

She didn’t know if w.a.n.g Chao lost his marbles today or if water got into his brain. She saw herself as someone extremely intelligent, but her brain didn’t currently have the capacity to determine the cause of this situation.

 “Group Leader w.a.n.g, do you want to know the answer?” Han Ying Ying suddenly looked at w.a.n.g Chao with a lovely smile.

w.a.n.g Chao’s little heart jumped to his throat. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and his brain was like a chick pecking at rice.

“Come here and I’ll tell whisper it to you!” Han Ying Ying beckoned at him with her index finger. w.a.n.g Chao felt as though his soul was getting hooked away.

He instinctively extended his neck and moved as close as possible to Han Ying Ying’s face. He thought to himself: “Could it be that a.s.sistant Han couldn’t hold back anymore and wanted to French kiss with me?”

w.a.n.g Chao felt unprepared and smiled bashfully.

Cras.h.!.+

Suddenly a still-hot bowl of seaweed egg drop soup including its metal bowl knocked into w.a.n.g Chao’s head.

He was still imagining whether Han Ying Ying’s fragrant tongue was sweet and whether or not it would have a milky fragrance when he felt a wave of heat splash onto his head. It hurt so much that he jumped up. 

“F*ck, what the h.e.l.l? I-it’s burning me to death!”

Now that the employee cafeteria was no longer split up, there were both lower-leveled employees and upper management among the eating spectators. They all had their attention captured by w.a.n.g Chao’s pitiful cry that sounded like a pig getting slaughtered.

When they saw w.a.n.g Chao wearing a metal bowl and jumping around like a monkey, they couldn’t help but burst into laughter.

“Group Leader w.a.n.g, q-quickly get that metal bowl off your head.” The a.s.s-kisser Xiao Zhang was in the crowd, and he quickly gave w.a.n.g Chao a reminder.

Only then did w.a.n.g Chao realize that a.s.sistant Han tossed a soup bowl on his head. He quickly knocked the bowl off his head and found that this caused a larger amount of laughter to erupt.

This was a bowl of seaweed egg drop soup, so after the metal bowl was removed, w.a.n.g Chao’s head dangled with slivers of seaweed and egg, and soup dripped off his head as well. The image was too grotesque, it looked like someone vomited on his head.

All of those that saw this scene lost their appet.i.te.

“Pervert!”

A mere bowl of seaweed egg drop soup was clearly inadequate in quelling Han Ying Ying’s anger. She also flung her half-eaten bowl of rice onto w.a.n.g Chao’s face in front of everyone. Then, she confidently stomped out of the employee cafeteria in her red high heels.

Once Han Ying Ying left, the cafeteria immediately erupted.

A lot of employees didn’t dare gossip while she was sitting there earlier, but now they all deliberated and guessed at what w.a.n.g Chao did to Han Ying Ying to have been treated in this dehumanized way.

w.a.n.g Chao’s entire white s.h.i.+rt was filled with oil stains, and there were slivers of egg and seaweed on his head, plastering the bits of hair he had onto his head. He looked very sloppy, and a couple of flies were already circling his head.

He was confused for a long while before he regained his senses. Once he did, his first course of action was to immediately put the condom away. He was completely splashed awake by the seaweed egg drop soup. He gritted his teeth and yelled: “Qin Feng, you dared to mess with your elder? You will not f*cking die peacefully!” 

The matter regarding w.a.n.g Chao getting splashed spread through Royal Group the entire afternoon. His fame instantly swelled, and caught up to Qin Feng’s. He was about to become more famous than Qin Feng.

Everyone had only heard of getting covered with a bowl of sh*t on the head, and it was their first time seeing someone get covered with seaweed egg drop soup and a metal bowl. Thus, they gave w.a.n.g Chao a new name: Seaweed Egg Bowl Man.

Qin Feng slept until the end of the work day, and when he woke up, he heard everyone talking about this news. The corner of Qin Feng’s mouth quirked up. He knew w.a.n.g Chao would look for Han Ying Ying, and he didn’t think Han Ying Ying’s temper was actually so explosive.

It seems that he was pretty lucky Han Ying Ying didn’t viciously beat him up the last time he brought that condom to her office.

After work, Xu Ruo Rou squeezed onto the bus to go home. During dinner, Xu Ruo Rou didn’t speak. She lowered her head and ate. Han Ying Ying must have still been angry about the w.a.n.g Chao incident, and her expression was dark. This meal was spiritless. After Qin Feng was done eating, he ran back to his own room.

He had just laid on his bed after showering when his cell phone rang. He opened it to see a QQ notification from Li Yu Chen.

“Young Master Qin, are you asleep?”

Qin Feng thought about how he had just briefly touched Li Yu Chen’s behind at work and she got so fired up, while at night, she took the initiative to chat him up. Qin Feng really didn’t understand what this woman was thinking.

“Is something the matter?” Qin Feng replied with some anger.

“Nothing really, I’m just too bored on my own at night so I wanted to chat with you, Young Master Qin.”

“What is there to talk about? Your att.i.tude today was extremely disappointing!” Qin Feng said indignantly.

When Li Yu Chen received Qin Feng’s message, she was stunned for a long moment before she understood.

She got Young Master Qin’s QQ through Xu Ruo Rou, and also learned from Xu Ruo Rou that Qin Feng and Xu Ruo Rou were Qin household members. She knew she hadn’t really done anything to offend Young Master Qin, so Young Master Qin could only suddenly get mad because Qin Feng must have told him about when he touched her behind today.

Once Li Yu Chen thought about that perverted Qin Feng, she was so angry that she gritted her teeth. And this brat even ran to tell Young Master Qin about it? However, she couldn’t understand something: did Young Master Qin not mind that Qin Feng touched her a.s.s?

“Young Master Qin, don’t you think what he did was unacceptable?” Li Yu Chen replied with a bit of anger.

After seeing Li Yu Chen’s message, he felt that her wording was faulty. However, Qin Feng didn’t care. He said earnestly: “How is that considered unacceptable? Didn’t you say you always admired me and wanted to cut in line? Then you should support these actions and even take the initiative to cooperate with them. How could you say that this behavior is unacceptable?

“You really disappoint me!”

After seeing Young Master Qin’s message, Li Yu Chen felt that her brain had run out of s.p.a.ce. She couldn’t guess what Young Master Qin was thinking that he’d let someone else play with her. And he even encouraged her to take the initiative to seduce and play along with Qin Feng?

She suddenly felt that Young Master Qin was a bit abnormal, and a terrifying idea popped into her head.

Young Master Qin was so dissolute and hedonistic, so he clearly wasn’t lacking in women. Could it be that he had long gotten tired of playing one-on-one and wanted to have a threesome? Or did he want to play with her with another man?

After thinking about it, Li Yu Chen trembled. She currently could not accept such a disgusting thing. Originally for her mother’s sake, she put down her self-respect to seduce Young Master Qin, but this was already Li Yu Chen’s limit, she couldn’t accept having a complicated relations.h.i.+p with two men.

“Young Master Qin, I don’t know about that.” A while later, Li Yu Chen responded carefully.

“What’s wrong with that? You said yourself that you wanted to cut in line, and now that I’ve provided you the opportunity, you’re using all sorts of excuses.” Qin Feng was now certain that Li Yu Chen must be so stressed out at work that she contracted a serious multiple personality disorder.

Not only did she have completely different personalities during the day and night, her personality at night was also split even further into different categories. At one moment she took the initiative to seduce him, and at another, she said this wasn’t good.

“As a person, one should emphasize honesty. You can’t keep going back on your word,” said Qin Feng.

During the same time Qin Feng thought Li Yu Chen had multiple personality disorder, Li Yu Chen also thought Young Master Qin had a couple of screws loose—and it wasn’t a light case either.

If her mother didn’t keep forcing her to marry into a rich family, Li Yu Chen would hide as far away as possible from this kind of insane and hedonistic young master.

She hesitated for a long time before responding: “Young Master Qin, let me think about it. After all, this type of behavior is past the limit of my moral baseline!” 

After seeing Li Yu Chen’s message, Qin Feng’s mouth twitched. It was just a pinch on the b.u.t.t, is it really that big of a deal? ...last night, who was the one that sent seductive photos?

Qin Feng directly turned off his phone and laid lethargically on his bed. After experiencing Xu Ruo Rou’s distance and Li Yu Chen’s three personalities, Qin Feng suddenly wondered if the world was ending.