Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 89 - You've mistaken the person for someone else ba??
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Chapter 89 - You've mistaken the person for someone else ba??

Chapter 89 - Youve mistaken the person for someone else ba??

Edited by Divetus

Jing Huan pretended to be calm, his back was ramrod straight and he asked, Youll really kill them?

En. Xiang Huaizhi said, drying his hair.

Xiao Tianguo was a side account that had no lethality at all. Even a cutesy new person operating Yearning Fors account could wipe out this person in two moves.

Jing Huan had very slow movements, even after four moves he still hadnt killed off the other person.

There was one question constantly floating through his head right now

Was Xiang Huaizhi gay?

No matter how obtuse he was towards the other boy, he could vaguely detect something wasnt quite right.

Leaving aside everything else, what man would call himself another boys husband?

At the same time, he also didnt understand himself.

Logically, if Lu Wenhao had burst out with the word husband in front of him, he would send Lu Wenhao flying all the way back to his hometown with one blow.

Seeing that Jing Huan kept delaying killing her, Xiao Tianguo was happy from the bottom of her heart. She thought that Yearning Fors attempt of killing her was some kind of silent response.

[Current] Xiao Tianguo: Gege, are you in a bad mood? I can keep you company with my voice oh.

Finish them. Xiang Huaizhi watched him take forever and still not finish the battle, and he raised an eyebrow while asking, Didnt you have a good time playing in the arena last time?

As soon as Xiang Huaizhis voice fell, Jing Huan unsheathed a blade and killed Xiao Tianguo back to the rebirth point.

Im not very used to your mouse, Jing Huan coughed.

Jing Huan was a little fl.u.s.tered now.

He should have figured it out earlier. When two boys meet, why was the meeting place set at the dormitory???

He let his imagination run wild and subconsciously raised his eyes.

Xiang Huaizhis gray bed sheets were arranged thickly, neatly tucked corners showing through, and was obviously very warm.

After a few seconds, Jing Huan suddenly regained his composure.

f.u.c.k.

What was Laozi looking at other peoples beds for!

Letting my imagination run wild, Im a seven foot tall

man

, could I actually be overpowered?!

Xiang Huaizhi didnt know what he was thinking. He stared at Jing Huans red ears and wanted to laugh.

You sit, Ill go blow dry my hair. He said.

Jing Huan, as if granted amnesty, nodded and said, Blow dry it well. Its cold now so its easy to catch a cold.

The electrical outlet was under the air conditioner, a bit far away from Xiang Huaizhis bed. As soon as Xiang Huaizhi walked a bit further away, Jing Huan let out a long breath.

He suspected that he would suffocate sooner or later.

Jing Huan relaxed his shoulders and neck a little and continued to do dailies. On the way, he opened the friends list out of habitnormally when he was doing dailies, he would always check what Yearning For was up to.

It was only when he saw the unfamiliar friends list that he remembered that this wasnt his own account.

He saw Xiang Huaizhis friend groups.

There were only two groups, one was the default group of the system, t.i.tled Friend, and the other was a separate group t.i.tled En that only contained one person.

Jing Huan, with some devilish impulse, clicked on En.

Xiao Tianjing was lying quietly in it.

He looked down and saw the personal signature he had set who knows when: [Geges little attendant ^^].

He had never looked at himself, so he hadnt thought anything of it, but when he looked at it now, this signature was honestly too coy.

Jing Huan was so shocked by his past self that gooseb.u.mps rose on his arm. He quickly closed the group and thought to change this characters signature as soon as he got home.

Hed be just like Xiang Huaizhi and change it to just a period, thatd be pretty cool.

Thinking like that, he subconsciously clicked on Xiang Huaizhis character signature.

[Just be happy. ]

After blow drying his hair, Xiang Huaizhi set the blow dryer back in place, and when he came back, he saw Jing Huan afking in the main city. His whole person was leaning against the chair, both hands clasped together.

Finished playing? Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan let out an en sound. Just finished your dailies. Someone just asked you to go do instances, but I didnt reply You can reply for yourself

ba

.

Then, I just wont reply, Xiang Huaizhi pulled Lu Hangs chair over and sat right beside Jing Huan.

f.u.c.k.

Jing Huan tried very hard to control his facial expression and frenziedly told himself in his heart

Just Be Happy was a common phrase.

It had nothing to do with his name meaning, which he explained at the barbecue that day.

Dont flatter yourself!

The two boys sat there quietly, the atmosphere was gradually moving towards being an awkward situation. Jing Huan was trying to come up with something to say when Xiang Huaizhis cellphone broke the peace first.

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at it. It was a WeChat call from Chunxiao.

When he picked up the call, he directly turned on the speakerphone, and Chunxiaos voice sounded out of it.

G.o.d Xiang, Chunxiao asked, You and Xiao Tianjing really cant come?

Jing Huan was stunned and looked at Xiang Huaizhi doubtfully.

En. Xiang Huaizhi said,

They

didnt bring a computer.

Chunxiao paused, Didnt bring a computerk2026; What do you mean? Are they out?

Right beside me. Xiang Huaizhi replied.

Chunxiao: k2026;

Jing Huan: k2026;

Weekend

ba

, Im sorry. At that time, Ill pay for everyones repairs. Xiang Huaizhi said.

Its okay. My wife has a test tomorrow, so this free time is just perfect for her to study more. Chunxiao paused and then gently said, Then, I wont disturb you two.

Hanging up the phone, Jing Huan asked in confusion and in embarra.s.sment, Did you guys make an appointment to do instances?

No, how can we do instances while youre pregnant? Xiang Huaizhi answered. We made an appointment to do the Battle of Evil Spirits.

The Battle of Evil Spirits was another large-scale battle, but because it had come out later, the system hasnt had the time to categorize it as actions that injure the fetus.

Jing Huan slowly said, Oh, I actually thought that

It turned out that Xiang Huaizhi had sneakily made an appointment to allow him to do an instance.

No wonder when he first came into the room, Xiang Huaizhi had looked at his hands. He was, of course, trying to figure out where his computer was.

f.u.c.k.

Then, what had he been thinking of just now?

What did you think it was? Xiang Huaizhi was typing, explaining the situation to the guild members who he had made the appointment with. When he finished, he raised his eyes and couldnt help laughing, Did you think I just called you over here to do my dailies for me?

Jing Huan vaguely said, En.

I wouldnt just use you like that.

After he finished speaking, Xiang Huaizhi put his cellphone on the table, accidentally touching the pen at the corner of the table. The pen flicked up gently and landed on the ground. When the tip of the pen hit the ground, it bounced against Jing Huans shoes.

Jing Huans concerns had been halfway eliminated, and his entire person was much more relaxed. He bent down in front of Xiang Huaizhi. Ill pick it up.

He picked up the pen with his fingers and was just about to get up when he heard the sound of another object falling to the ground, which was even clearer than the sound just now.

Jing Huan turned his head and saw a red and white lip balm lying on the groundthe one from his pocket.

Jing Huans heart nearly skipped a beat. He immediately stretched out his hand to pick it up, but unfortunately, he hadnt even reached the lip balm when it was picked up by someone else.

Xiang Huaizhi held the lip balm, lowered his eyes to read the packaging, quietly reading out loud, Moisten your lips Strawberry flavor.

Jing Huan froze once again.

He looked up, his eyes quickly blinking from his guilty conscience. He managed to pull out a smile. If I said that it was Lu Wenhao who gave it to me, would you believe it?

Xiang Huazhis smile was very light. Yes.

Jing Huan stretched out his hand to receive the lip balm, but Xiang Huaizhi retracted his hand, letting the lip balm fall into the center of his palm.

Then, did you put some on? Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan:

Xiang Huaizhi wasnt looking at him.

Xiang Huaizhi was looking at his lips.

The strange atmosphere, which had been so hard to dissipate, surrounded Jing Huan again. He reflexively wanted to purse his lips but also felt it would be too deliberate.

He let out a dry laugh, Anyway, it was a gift. If I dont use it, thatd be a waste.

Xiang Huaizhi didnt speak and just looked at him. His dark brown eyes seemed to have magical powers that could easily cause peoples hearts to speed up and beat faster.

Jing Huan was a little fl.u.s.tered.

Was he overthinking things, why did he feel like Xiang Huaizhi wanted to come up and kiss him?

No way.

This time, we must not be muddleheaded and do such things.

Jing Huan thought of a hundred ways to deal with the situation and gently clenched his fist.

Although he was definitely guilty, he couldnt just play around with Xiang Huaizhi out of guilt.

If Xiang Huaizhi really tried to come up and kiss him, he would

Hed hit him.

Hed hit his shoulder

ba

, the shoulder shouldnt hurt too much.

A knock on the door interrupted his thoughts.

Xiang Huaizhi gently frowned, and then loosened his hand. He put the lip balm on the table with a clack.

Jing Huan felt that Xiang Huaizhi wasnt setting down the lip balm but his heart instead.

Lu Hang waited outside for a while. He raised his hand and wanted to knock again when the door opened with a squeak.

He smiled and had just wanted to say something when he suddenly found that his bosom roommate didnt look very friendly.

Xiang Huaizhi blocked the door and asked, Werent you going to the KTV?

Lu Hang said, I heard that there werent any Meimei, so I didnt want to go. Whats fun about just singing with a bunch of old guys. Of course, most importantly, I wanted to come back to accompany you.

After a few seconds of silence, Xiang Huaizhi opened the door to let him in.

Lu Hang looked completely confused.

Why did he have the impression that, if he hadnt answered well, he wouldnt have been able to enter the dorm?

Lu Hang pushed the door open and came in. Seeing that there was another person in the dorm, he was stunned.

Jing Huan? After clearly seeing the person in the chair, he asked, Why are you here?

I, Jing Huan panicked a bit and blurted out, came to help my Ge do his dailies.

Lu Hang:

Xiang Huaizhis face stayed the same. En.

Dont you not play NCH anymore? Lu Hang took off his coat.

Jing Huan instinctively looked toward the person beside him.

Xiang Huaizhi answered, Its just that he doesnt play anymore, it doesnt mean he forgot how to play.

Youre also really something. Did you specifically tell him to come out to help you complete your dailies? Lu Hang asked.

Its not like that. I came back to the dorms today to eat hot pot, and it was on the way, Jing Huan got up from his chair. Fortunately, I finished just now, so Ill go back first and wont disturb your rest.

Dont, dont, dont. Lu Hang called out to him quickly and said with a big smile, You already came here, so could you also help me complete a few?

You dont have hands? Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Didnt you also get Jing Huan to help you complete them? Dont have double standards

ah

, Lu Hang said, Okay, Huanhuan? My hands are so frozen that I dont want to take off my gloves.

He was already standing right in front of him, so Jing Haun naturally didnt mind too much.

While he was doing the quests, Lu Hang leaned on the table and drank yogurt with his back to him.

Huanhuan, youre a very good person, Lu Hang said. Oh right, did you like the gift I gave you?

Jing Huan replied, I really like it.

Was it a lot better than what Xiangxiang gave you? Lu Hang asked.

Jing Huan:

Jing Huan responded, About the same, I liked them all very much.

He controlled the warlock to go to the sect when his friends notifications lit up.

He instinctively opened it.

[Friend] Yearning For: ?

[Friend] Long Road Ahead:

s.h.i.+t.

Im not the original player.

Dont try to whisper secrets to me!

Xiang Huaizhi was lazily sitting there, and the sound of the keyboard typing away or pausing all landed in Jing Huans ears.

Jing Huans heart was pounding. He didnt know what Xiang Huaizhi might send, and he was afraid that Lu Hang would turn around and see the messages flowing between them.

Fortunately, Lu Hang didnt turn around until after he finished the quest.

Xiang Huaizhi also didnt send over any more messages.

Done, Jing Huan cleared the chat record, stood up, and breathed a sigh of relief. Then, Ill be heading back now.

Good job, good job, Lu Hang pounded his shoulder twice. Next time, Ge will treat you to the expensive j.a.panese restaurant in the city.

Jing Huan laughed and said, Okay.

Oh right, cla.s.s monitor asked me to apologize to you, saying that we didnt intentionally mean to pump you full of alcohol. Lu Hang said.

Jing Huan shook his head. Its okay, I didnt actually drink too much.

They were still discussing it today, saying that we should all go to the city together for Christmas and told me to invite you, Lu Hang said. He threw away the yogurt box and asked him, How about it? Are you interested? As long as you come its good, its not

AA

.

Jing Huan smiled. Just as he was about to answer, a scarf was wrapped around his neck.

Xiang Huaizhi said, If you dont head back soon, the back gate will be closed.

Lu Hang looked at the scarf and said, This Isnt this the gift you gave Huanhuan, why is it back with you?

Xiang Huaizhi didnt pay any attention to him, but asked the person next to him, Are you leaving?

The scarf that had gone around and around had once again come back to him. Jing Huan even thought that it now had Xiang Huaizhis smell, but specifically what smell it was, he couldnt figure it out. Either way, it smelled nice.

Jing Huan quickly wrapped the scarf around himself. Then, Ill be leaving.

Only to see Xiang Huaizhi put on his coat.

Ill see you out.

The two of them walked out of the dorm, and Lu Hang went back to his seat and said to himself happily, Both are big men, yet still insists to see him out, quite strange.

*

Jing Huan put his hands in his pocket. When he came out of the dorm room and breathed in the fresh air, he felt a lot happier.

You dont need to see me out. Jing Huan thought that Xiang Huaizhi was afraid that the dorm gate would be closed, and that the dorm monitor wouldnt let him out. He said with a smile, Im familiar with the dorm monitor, she didnt confiscate my four power strips. When I moved out, I also gave a power strip to her so she should remember me.

Xiang Huaizhi wasnt worried about whether or not he could leave the dorm.

On the staircase, Jing Huan walked in front, thinking about whether he would like to buy some midnight snacks to eat later.

Jing Huan. When they had walked to a certain landing, Xiang Huaizhi called out to him.

Jing Huan was walking near the wall. As soon as he heard him and turned his head around, he was gently pulled by Xiang Huaizhi.

He was unprepared, and his back landed against the wall.

Xiang Huaizhi bent down and kissed him.

Jing Huan was confused, and the first thought he had in his mind wascold.

What was the matter with Xiang Huaizhi

ah

, his lips and fingers were always so cold, were his kidneys bad?

These inexplicable thoughts all G.o.dd.a.m.n disappeared the moment Xiang Huaizhi sucked at his lips.

It wasnt just a touch this time.

Xiang Huaizhi had one hand propped up beside him, as if afraid that he would fall down the stairs, and his other hand was holding the corner of his clothing. He was kissing him disorderly, tender and feverently.

Jing Huans hand balled up into a fist.

He put his fist on Xiang Huaizhis chest, and had just wanted to take action when he heard several footsteps coming from downstairs.

Jing Huans heart was about to burst, and he didnt dare to move his hand for a while.

You came out to take out the garbage too? It turned out to be Lu Wenhaos voice.

The big garbage cans on each floor of their dormitory were placed in the corner of the stairwell.

Obviously. Would I come here to sleep?

Lu Wenhao laughed, Play cards or not?

Not playing, no money. I want to buy presents for my girlfriend when Christmas comes.

Dont you want to try and win some money to buy something even nicer for your girlfriend?

The sound of footsteps gradually disappeared, and Jing Huan felt that he almost suffocated to death on the stairwell.

He clenched his fist.

d.a.m.n it, if Lu Wenhao had found out just now

He wouldve killed Lu Wenhao to stop him from talking.

In the dark, Xiang Huaizhi stood up straight and asked him in a low voice, What did Lu Hang give you?

f.u.c.k.

Youre asking that kind of question right now?

Youre not about to give me a d.a.m.n apology???

Jing Huan pushed a bit against Xiang Huaizhis fist. I dont know, I havent opened it yet.

Xiang Huaizhi felt a bit of pain, but not only did he not back off, he also laughed.

He had never dated anyone before and had never even liked anyone, but now, he finally understood what it was like to date someone.

All in all. Being alone wasnt that great.

Im sorry. Xiang Huaizhi said, I was a bit rough while kissing you.

Jing Huan walked out of the school with the cold wind blowing on his forehead for a few minutes, but he still didnt snap out of his daze.

His cellphone suddenly vibrated for a bit, and Jing Huan took it out to look at it.

Lu Wenhao: [Photo]

Lu Wenhao: Huanhuan, what are you doing downstairs?

The picture was of him from the back. Jing Huan looked back, and Lu Wenhao was waving at him at the window with a sweet smile.

Jing Huan looked at him for a few seconds, slowly raised his hand, made a very unfriendly gesture towards him, and then under Lu Wenhaos blank and innocent eyes turned back around.

When he saw Lu Wenhao, he thought of what had happened on the stairwell just now, and the urge to beat someone up came welling up again

d.a.m.n it.

Just count it as an early apology to Xiang Huaizhi.

Otherwise, he wouldnt resist being able to use his fist.

Jing Huan walked all the way home and saw two black shadows near the apartment.

It was a man and a woman. They were kissing each other. They were kissing each other in such a formal manner that it looked like they were pecking at each other like chickens, without turning their heads.

Xiang Huaizhi was definitely gay!!!

Otherwise, how could he kiss, suck, and lick a guy

Heteros.e.xual love couldnt even f.u.c.king compare to you!!!

Jing Huan was still thinking about what had happened on the stairwell before going to bed. He thought about how to make things clear with Xiang Huaizhi, since, paying with his life didnt mean to pay with his body. But as he kept on thinking about it over and over again, his thoughts drifted further away.

He came out of the dormitory in such a hurry that he hadnt zipped up his coat. When Xiang Huaizhi had clutched at the corner of his T-s.h.i.+rt, his fingers had gently brushed against his skin, carrying a cool sensation.

While they were kissing, also Because of the problem with their positions, some sounds had come out.

The more Jing Huan thought about it, the more he thought that something was wrong.

Ten minutes later, he slowly sat up from the bed.

Then slowly, step by step, he pulled up his blanket and disbelievingly looked underneath it.

h.e.l.lo?

Little brother

?

You

ve mistaken the person for someone else

ba

???

Juurensha

: Ahahaha, in case it wasnt obvious, Huanhuan got hard thinking about the kiss (and possibly during the kiss too?) XHZ is just going for it while somehow Huanhuan just figured out XHZ is gay (Huanhuan, it took you a bit, and three kisses, but you pieced it together!)

Divi

: Finally, Huanhuan realizes that theyre not just bros. XHZ wants you man, glad you understand now. Haoer was so close to death!!

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