Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 109 - I like to listen to him act spoiled with me.
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Chapter 109 - I like to listen to him act spoiled with me.

Chapter 109 - I like to listen to him act spoiled with me.

Edited by Divetus

Jing Huan had left the mic on.

Xiang Huaizhis words grew closer from far to near, spreading across the livestream room, word for word.

Xiang Huaizhi lowered his head, lightly flicked his hair and let the water droplets at the end of his hair fall to the ground. When he didnt get an answer, he raised his eyes and lifted his head to look at the person in front of the computer.

Seeing Jing Huans shocked and helpless face, he raised his eyebrows and asked, Whats the matter?

The phone rang out with several notifications again, and Jing Huan suddenly snapped out of it. He quickly blinked a few times and turned around to mute the microphone.

It was only then that Xiang Huaizhi saw the barrage floating on the screen of the livestream room.

[f.u.c.k, Xiao Tianjing is a man??? Is that you, Dont Frown??? ]

[Then that means he used a voice changer before?! Yearning For is too pitiful

ba

? And, why was there a mans voice in the background

ah

?]

[Gay? The man said that he had just taken a bath Apart from gay people and liars, who else would play with a catfisher account and pretend to be a woman

ah

?]

[The background voice was the great G.o.ds voice ah. Ive heard it in Idle Pavilion before]

[? Then isnt this even more awesome?]

[Ill be there in a flas.h.!.+ Is the anchor here? Say something

ah

!! ]

The number of livestream viewers suddenly increased from 20,000 to 50,000, and there was still a rapidly rising upward trend.

I forgot to turn on the voice changer. Jing Huan said with great difficulty. Sorry

ah

.

Jing Huan was still a bit shocked.

Because he hadnt wanted to chat with Xiang Huaizhi using a female voice, during this period of time, he had been constantly switching his voice changer on and off. At the beginning he was still a bit apprehensive and would always check before speaking, but today

He had just stopped being single and had been floating in a state of bliss.

Jing Huan could now be considered to know what it meant to reap what he sowed.

His only thought now wasthis wouldnt delay Xiang Huaizhis livestream, would it?

Jing Huans thoughts were wildly disordered until Xiang Huaizhi placed the palm of his hand above his face and soothingly rubbed him twice.

What are you sorry for? Xiang Huaizhi said, Its nothing. Go take a bath first.

Xiang Huaizhi had already put on his clothes, but his hands were still a little damp.

Jing Huan sat motionless and randomly tried giving Xiang Huaizhi some advice. Maybe you should say that I tricked you, and this was the first time weve met, that you told me to take a bath to clean myself up so you can beat me up again

Xiang Huaizhi laughed and didnt say anything, just urging him. Go bathe, youre going to need to fight in the arena later.

Jing Huans head was a complete mess. If he stayed, he didnt know what he would even say, so he could only get up and make room for Xiang Huaizhi.

After sending Jing Huan to the bathroom, Xiang Huaizhi only then loosened the bath towel, casually put on a pair of shorts, and moved the laptop in front of the desktop computer away.

In such a short time, the number of viewers in his livestream had exceeded 100,000.

[Not speaking now? What exactly is going on

ah

? ]

[Wtf, Im late. Is there a replay of the incident

ah

?]

[I have to say though, Xiao Tianjings voice is kind of nice. I mean his original voice.]

[My server has exploded with megaphones G.o.d Xiang and Xiao Tianjing are motionlessly AFKing on the same team at the Temple of Heaven. Everyone is secretly watching them.]

[Someone has already made a forum post! Theres a full recap and a recording! Bros, lets go quickly!!]

[Name 93381: Xiao Tianjing, you dead catfisher, come out and talk!!!]

[Name 93381 was kicked out of channel 1118 by Yearning For.]

As soon as this system prompt appeared, the livestreams barrage instantly exploded.

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the barrage, and his voice was calm. There are still 20 minutes to 7 p.m., so lets chat a bit? Ill reply to whichever ones I seek2026; cursing people out will get you silenced, cursing out my wife will get you kicked out.

Xiang Huaizhis att.i.tude was beyond anyones expectations.

Everyone was stunned for a moment before hundreds of questions came up, completely covering the livestream screen.

The channel administrator had told him how to open the barrage a.s.sistant previously, but firstly, Xiang Huaizhi had found it bothersome, and secondly, he had only planned to livestream once, so he hadnt carefully listened.

Consequently, he waited for a few seconds before clicking the barrage lock screen, and then slowly began to answer questions.

Where is Xiao Tianjing Went to take a bath.

Are they a man, didnt you hear all that just now?

Yes, were living together right now. Why Isnt it normal for couples to invite each other over? Xiang Huaizhi glanced at his private messages. The administrator is urging me to livestream game content, so Ill go to the challenge platform first.

The audience couldnt help cursing at the administrator.

[f.u.c.k! Who wants to watch NCH content right now! Who wants to watch the arena! Administrators should go die for this lord!!! ]

[Are you guys gay?? ]

[Why does Xiao Tianjing pretend to be a woman

ah

? Were you deceived into thinking he was a woman when he was actually a man?!!]

No, I knew he was a man, hes my undercla.s.sman. Xiang Huaizhi ran to the challenge platform and clicked on a player as he pa.s.sed by.

Normally, Yearning For hardly ever stepped onto the challenge platform, so the player on the opposite side stood there for a while before cautiously typing a ? into the current channel.

Why pretend to be a woman Some fun between lovers, I like to listen to him act spoiled with me. Xiang Huaizhi responded without any changes in his expression. He had a calm and composed tone, so no one could tell if it was telling the truth or not for a while.

Youve never seen him, hes very handsome. He looks even better after his recent haircut His character is good, he has a strong sense of justice, the kind that cant help but lose his temper when he sees someone playing dirty during a basketball game. This kind of boy, what young maiden wouldnt like him? Xiang Huaizhi continued, I also like him despite being a man.

[???]

[What are you doing

ah

? Isnt this supposed to be the

catfishers large rollover scene

?? Why do I f.u.c.king feel like Im watching a performance???]

[Then why couldnt he honestly play a male account? Couldnt he also act spoiled on a male account? Its not fun to catfish and deceive people

ah

.]

Two male accounts cant get married. Xiang Huaizhi paused, Who did he deceive? Besides acting cutesy and spoiled towards me, he didnt use his female account to do anything out of line.

Xiang Huaizhi moved his fingers and, without fooling around, sent the other player flying. After he left the battle scene, he found that no one was on the challenge platform anymore. Even the onlookers were all just standing below the challenge platform.

So, Yearning For pressed the sit command and flipped his black robe before sitting down in the middle of the challenge platform.

Speaking of this He said with some laughter in his voice, Our guild did have an officer who wanted to chase him all the time. He rejected the officer 800 times but still failed to drive him away. When I think about that, it really wouldve saved more face if he had played a male account.

[f.u.c.k, whos so shameless!! Xiao Tianjing is already married! Why still try to hook up with a wife who already has a husband!!]

[Kill him! Great G.o.d!]

[Kill him! Ah, no f.u.c.k, didnt I come to see

818

??? How has this turned into story time??? ]

[Qiufeng: ]

Xiang Huaizhi moved his mouse and banned Qiufeng. Forget it, its just a game. Its not necessary to fight or kill them, I wont say the name. Destroying the guilds harmony also isnt good.

Dont ask anymore. Not turning on the video, and not letting you guys see him.

At this moment, Lu Hang sat in front of the computer while staring fixedly at the livestream in front of him. His mouth was open wide enough to hold an entire egg.

This was his roommates voice, there was no doubt about it.

His roommate could actually say stuff like that???

No, the main point wasXiao Tianjing was a man???

And he was their undercla.s.sman, had played basketball with Xiang Huaizhi, and had recently cut his hair

f.u.c.k?

No way

ba

???

Lu Hang quickly opened WeChat and looked at Xiao Tianjings Moments, and randomly opened a Moments post from a few months ago. There were two comments below his post.

[Lu Wenhao: How could you steal Laozis picture!]

[Gao Zixiang: I thought I saw the wrong person.]

Only mutual friends could see each others comments in a Moment.

So that meant that Xiao Tianjing was his, Lu Wenhaos, and Gao Zixiangs mutual friend.

Lu Hang was thoroughly stupefied.

His cellphone buzzed, and he was pulled into a group chat with three people.

Lu Wenhao: .

Gao Zixiang: .

Little Road Little Road Certainly Wouldnt Get Lost: .

Lu Wenhao: [SharingYearning Fors livestream room]

Lu Wenhao: Haha, Ge, look, this male anchors voice sounds a lot like Xiang Ges

ah

.

Lu Hang actually saw a hint of bitterness in that haha.

Little Road Little Road Certainly Wouldnt Get Lost: That really is him.

Lu Wenhao: .

Gao Zixiang: .

Little Road Little Road Certainly Wouldnt Get Lost: .

The three people couldnt say anything else apart from punctuation marks at the moment.

At the same time, several guild members also came to sound Lu Hang out. After all, everyone knew that Long Road Ahead and Yearning For were friends in real life.

Dont Ask When Ill Return: Since you two are so familiar, you should have known about this for a long time

ba

?

Lu Hang clenched his teeth and replied with a wry smile.

Little Road Little Road Certainly Wouldnt Get Lost: . Faintly heard something about it

la

.

Xiang Huaizhis cellphone notifications were actually quite tranquil. Besides Lu Hangs message, there was nothing else.

After all, the people in the game didnt dare to bother him. Lu Wenhao and his friends were even more afraid to ask him because of the whole matter with them grabbing the potion fields..

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at Lu Hangs message, casually replied with two sentences, and then continued to look up at the barrage.

[Great G.o.d look at me! Look at me ahhhhhh!! Which one of you is the 1, and which one of you is the 0? If you wont turn on the video camera, then cant you send a photo of you together or something?!]

[Do you actually need to ask these kinds of questions? Look at Xiao Tianjing always saying Gege and husband, can he be a 1?]

[Generally speaking, Im a straight man, but if I could date Yearning For, I can be gay too.]

[Why do I feel that everyones discussion is a bit biased Well whatever, I also want to see a picture of them. Can we get it if we beg? The

white lily

girls next door turned on their video camera.]

[Speaking of this, is there something wrong with the Idle Pavilion guild? ]

NCH livestreams had been open for nearly a year, but today was the most active day.

Everyone held their breaths as they waited for Yearning For to pick a question to answer, but suddenly, they saw the anchors mouse move and open up a browser.

And then went to do a Baidu search.

And entered in What are 1 and 0?.

Livestream viewers: ?

After reading Baidus top results, Xiang Huaizhi lowered his eyes and saw that the room moderators had sent him a lewdness is forbidden warning, and only then did he find out that he had caused a stir.

Not turning on video, and also not posting any photos, stop spamming this. Xiang Huaizhi changed the subject, Its almost 7 p.m. now. Before the arena begins, lets stream the opening of a few Opportunity Stones

ba

.

Hearing that the sound of the water in the bathroom had stopped, Xiang Huaizhi added, Ill let my wife open them. By the way, hes not lucky. When youre watching later, lets have a good time, but dont laugh at him. Thank you.

After that, he opened the chat box between the livestream and the room moderators

[Yearning For: Hes about to come out of the bathroom, so in a little bit, you guys have to work a bit harder. When you see someone cursing, directly kick them out. If their cursing is excessive, help me write down their ID and server, and then kick them out. Troubling you guys.]

This was NCHs livestream platform, so for convenience, most accounts were bound with their in-game IDs.

[ ???]

[Great G.o.d, could you at least pause the livestream before you say stuff like this?]

[Why do I feel like Im being threatened? [hugging myself]]

Jing Huan had left the bathroom just in time to hear Xiang Huaizhi leisurely thanking people for gifts.

Thank you Wis.h.i.+ng You Guys Are Eternal for your gift.

Thank you Catfishers Also Have Love for your gift.

Thank you Immortal Mengmeng for your gift.

Jing Huan: .

Jing Huan: ?

Knowing that Xiang Huaizhi had the mic on, Jing Huan didnt dare to make any more noise. He walked to the bed and picked up his cellphone.

There were a great amount of messages so he randomly clicked on one.

Chichi: ?

Chichi: Are you really a man?

Chichi: My gosh.

Facing the sister who had just shared s.m.u.t files with him this afternoon, Jing Huan felt very guilty.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Im sorry

ah

, I didnt mean to deceive you.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Im really very sorry.

Chichi: What use are apologies?

Chichi: Im so disappointed in you.

Chichi: I cant forgive you.

Chichi: Unless you tell me everything about you and the great G.o.d. From how you met, to how you guys got to know each other, to how you started dating, to how you met up in real life. The entire process, and you cant leave out a single word.

Xiao Jing

ya

: .

Juurensha

: Omg Chichi. Welp, at least no one seems mad ?

Divi

: Did you see Immortal Mengmeng give gifts? LMAO she would only fully give up when its two guys together smh. Im glad Chichi wasnt so mad, just a typical OMG reaction AHA. Huanhuan can now act nice and spoiled~

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