Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating - Chapter 107 - I'm greedy for your body and I'm not that good of a person
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Chapter 107 - I'm greedy for your body and I'm not that good of a person

Chapter 107 - Im greedy for your body and Im not that good of a person

Edited by Divetus

The sofa in Xiang Huaizhis apartment was very soft and Jing Huan didnt want to get up after he laid down.

Their clothes were thin and light, and they had long ago been heated up by their body warmth. In the middle of the kiss, Jing Huan felt uncomfortable. He propped up one leg on the ground and simply hooked his other foot around Xiang Huaizhi.

Xiang Huaizhis movements became a bit sluggish before he just kissed him harder. Jing Huans hair was very thick and soft, his hand felt like it was caressing feathers.

Finally, Jing Huan interrupted the kiss.

He placed his hand on Xiang Huaizhis shoulder and pushed him away with a bit of strength, bending over in embarra.s.sment.

Oh no.

Im on fire from that kiss.

Jing Huan panted and the corner of his eyes were red as he tried to casually think of a topic. Wheres the movie at now?

The main male lead had undergone some changes in his body, Xiang Huaizhi blurted out.

Jing Huan let out an oh. You get up first.

No more kissing? Xiang Huaizhi lifted his hand and helped Jing Huan wipe his lower lip, calling out in a very low voice, Boyfriend.

Jing Huans back went numb, and he said honestly, Ive also undergone some changes.

When Xiang Huaizhi heard that, he laughed. His low hoa.r.s.e laugh was very s.e.xy.

Jing Huan thought that he had gone crazy. He even thought Xiang Huaizhi was s.e.xy just from hearing him laugh

Jing Huan bent his elbow to get up but accidentally touched something.

He blushed and looked at Xiang Huaizhi in a daze.

Were the same. Xiang Huaizhi said.

Jing Huans mind blanked, and his Adams apple rolled back and forth several times. Then you go first, or I go first?

Xiang Huaizhis apartment only had one bathroom..

You first, Xiang Huaizhi said.

Jing Huan absent-mindedly nodded.

But Xiang Huaizhi still hadnt moved after a few seconds. If he didnt move, then Jing Huan couldnt get up without using brute force.

As soon as Jing Huan wanted to ask, he saw the man above him lean over and ask him in a breathy voice, Do you want me to help you?

Jing Huan tightly gripped the sofa as he was half lying on it, and wanted to look down but didnt dare to. At last, he couldnt resist lowering his eyes.

He wasnt just wearing Xiang Huaizhis clothes; the underwear that he was wearing had also been given to him by the other boy. Although they were new, the style was exactly the same as those worn by Xiang Huaizhi.

By the end, Jing Huan was drenched in sweat.

As he kneeled on the sofa, Xiang Huaizhi took out two wet wipes from the side and wiped their hands. Dirty. Ill get new clothes.

Jing Huan leaned back on the sofa and stayed still for two minutes. Afterwards, he covered his eyes with his wrist..

Having done this thing together, they had grown a bit more casual and unbridled about touching each other. After he changed into his new clothes, Jing Huan returned to the sofa and leaned against Xiang Huaizhi while playing on his phone.

Tonight was the LoL world champions.h.i.+p series semifinals, and they were just in time to watch the last game, the Chinese teams match. Xiang Huaizhi directly projected the game onto the TV and ordered a few fruits.

Xiang Huaizhi wasnt interested in the game. He hadnt brought his laptop, and here, he only had a desktop. However, he didnt want to go back to his room, so he just used Jing Huans computer that was also logged onto Jing Huans NCH account.

Jing Huan leaned his head over to Xiang Huaizhis side. Seeing that he opened his friends list, he asked with a hoa.r.s.e laugh, Investigating my friends, Gege?

Xiang Huaizhi saw that his group had been renamed from hehe to Gege.

He had just wanted to message Chunxiao, to tell her to start the guild construction quest next week. He said with a smile, En, will you let me investigate?

Its over. Jing Huan reached out to cover the separate group which contained Xiang Huaizhi. You finally discovered that Im cheating on you

Xiang Huaizhi couldnt bear it. He held the computer with one hand and used his other hand to pull the other person over to give him a kiss.

The cellphone on the table incessantly rang, and because he had just been pulled back into the group chat he hadnt had the chance to mute the notifications. Each message notification would thus result in a sound, and it was so noisy that Jing Huan had to pick it up to read it.

Lu Wenhao: [Photo] I have selected my clothes.

Lu Wenhao: What do you think of my shoes? [Photo]

Lu Wenhao: I will livestream to you guys tomorrow. [shyness]

Lu Wenhao: @Gao Zixiang, already bought it, thanks for sharing.

Bought what?

Jing Huan pondered for a moment and then suddenly came to his sensesk2014;Gao Zixiang had only shared one thing today.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Related to perverted things, reporting you.

Gao Zixiang: Ugh, that little maiden is so pitiful. When people say how online dating is shady, theyre all talking about men like Lu Wenhao.

Lu Wenhao: ? Whats wrong with me? I like her, she likes me. Isnt it normal for boyfriend and girlfriend to progress to a deeper kind of communication?

Gao Zixiang: Just met and already thinking about stuff like that. You like her? Youre just greedy for her body! Youre so contemptible!

Lu Wenhao: f.u.c.k, although were just meeting in real life now, we have already been dating for several months, OK?

Gao Zixiang: Does online dating really count as dating?

Xiao Jing

ya

: Of course it counts

ah

?!

Gao Zixiang: ?

Lu Wenhao: Although youre supporting me, the hooligan who has been single for 20 years shouldnt partic.i.p.ate in our discussion, thank you!

f.u.c.k.

Who has been single for 20 years?

Laozis off the list. Right now, Im watching the game with my boyfriend.

Jing Huan opened his cellphone keyboard and just typed out the sentence, who says Im single? when he deleted the words after a brief pause.

He didnt mind saying it, but he had to take Xiang Huaizhi into consideration.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Scram scram scram.

Xiang Huaizhi and Chunxiao were discussing the distribution of the potion fields when a phone call suddenly came in.

He accepted the call and turned on the speakerphone.

Xiangxiang, have you finished with your business? A middle-aged womans voice rang out with a crash of mahjong t.i.tles sounding behind her. Its been cold recently, would you like auntie to cook you some soup tomorrow?

Jing Huans phone playing actions grew stiff. He reflexively looked back at Xiang Huaizhi, his reaction similar to that of being caught cheating.

Xiang Huaizhi said, No need, Im not going back yet. Ill stay in the apartment near the mountain for a few days.

Mama Xiang let out an oh, and asked, Staying for how many days

ya

?

Xiang Huaizhi was silent and looked at the person next to him.

Jing Huan: ?

How many days are auntie and uncle spending at the hot springs? Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan was too scared to speak. He slowly raised his hand and showed three fingers.

Xiang Huaizhi suppressed a laugh. Three days.

The mahjong tile sounds stopped for a moment, and Mama Xiang asked, Is there someone next to you?

En.

Who is it

ya

?

Jing Huan wasnt sure if it was just his imagination, but he felt like Mama Xiangs voice carried a hint of excitement.

They

Xiang Huaizhi saw his completely nervous face and changed the words on the tip of his tongue. Theyre shy, lets talk later about it

ba

.

It was only after Xiang Huaizhi had hung up the phone did Jing Huan dare to ask, Youre going to live here for three days?

Depending on you, do you want to go back? Xiang Huaizhi looked down and asked.

Jing Huan asked in return, What do you think?

Jing Huan continued to bow his head with red ears, playing on his cellphone. After a while, he suddenly mumbled, Im greedy for your body and Im not that good of a person

Xiang Huaizhis apartment only had one bedroom.

At night, Jing Huan laid on the big bed in the bedroom, thinking that even the pillow smelled like Xiang Huaizhi.

Xiang Huaizhi turned off the TV and went to bed. Just when he wanted to chat with his boyfriend some more, he saw Jing Huans head laying on one side with his eyes closed. He had already fallen asleep.

He stared at him for a while and thought about his appearance just now during their electrifying act; his heart was unbearably soft. Finally, he leaned down and kissed Jing Huan on the corner of his mouth, whispering in his ear, Good night.

When Jing Huan woke up, he was being held by someone.

He was stupefied for a moment and turned his head to look at the person beside him who still had his eyes closed, his sleepiness instantly disappearing.

?

When did he fall asleep?!

f.u.c.k. It was the first time he laid on his boyfriends bed. and he just fell asleep?

Jing Huan was furious. He scooted closer to Xiang Huaizhis side and slowly reached for the cellphone on the bedside table.

But that resulted in him being given a scare when he unlocked the screenit was full of WeChat notifications. He scrolled down several pages and saw that all of the @messages were from Lu Wenhao in the group chat.

He remembered that Lu Wenhao was going to meet his girlfriend in person today.

This frantic It couldnt be that he actually encountered the

fairy scam

?

Jing Huan held onto the idea of having to take a plane to go drag Lu Wenhao out of the police station and clicked on WeChat. Yet in the end, he scrolled through half a days worth of chat logs, but never managed to find the main point. Lu Wenhao had spammed over ten pages of crying emojis.

Xiao Jing

ya

: With you sending so many emojis, will you not be charged for going over your bandwidth?

Lu Wenhao: Aiya.

Lu Wenhao: Im about to die here, and youre actually thinking about bandwidth.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Just say what you need to say.

Lu Wenhaos voice was full of emotion, sending over three one minute voice messages in succession.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Cant listen, you type.

Gao Zixiang: Where are you?

Xiao Jing

ya

: In bed

ah

, just got up.

Gao Zixiang: Why cant you listen in bed?

Jing Huan was dumbfounded and pursed his lips while typing.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Okay

ba

, Im too lazy to listen, just type.

Lu Wenhao: Youre completely heartless. I just came back from the real life meeting, now Im at the station about to go home.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Its only 11 a.m. and your meeting is already finished? Did you get conned into a fairy scam?

Lu Wenhao: [smiles] Think better of Laozi.

Xiao Jing

ya

: It couldnt be that it was a man again?

Lu Wenhao: No, female, exactly the same as her photo.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Oh, then congratulations.

Lu Wenhao: Its just that her license said she was thirty-four years old, divorced, and she even brought her son with her.

Xiao Jing

ya

: .

Jing Huan held his cellphone and didnt recover for a long time.

Lu Wenhao: Did I kill people in my last life? Or did I set a fire?

Jing Huans stomach started hurting with the amount of laughter he was suppressing. He couldnt help it anymore, and his shoulders trembled.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Its okay, bro, at least its a woman this time Then what happened? You better ask and clear up the situation, what if The other person hasnt divorced yet? You had better stop messing around.

Lu Wenhao: I bought her son an electric toy car, helped him do his winter vacation homework, and then ran away while his mother was bathing.

Lu Wenhao: She told me she was 18.

Lu Wenhao: When I questioned her, she said that every girl was 18 years old and also said that I dont understand a womans heart.

Jing Huan chuckled twice and then heard a few words from behind.

What are you laughing at?

Jing Huan stopped typing and looked up. Did I wake you up?

No. Xiang Huaizhis drowsily closed his eyes and lowered his head to press against Jing Huans forehead. His voice was hoa.r.s.e. Whats wrong?

Jing Huan handed his cellphone to him.

After Xiang Huaizhi finished reading it, he snorted but felt that wasnt entirely appropriate. He hid his smile and asked seriously, What will he do then?

Its fine, its just a life lesson. This is his second time, and if it happens again, he could always just give up on online dating. Jing Huan took his cellphone back and comforted Lu Wenhao.

Xiao Jing

ya

: Dont date online in the future.

Lu Wenhao: Ive only dated online a few times!

Lu Wenhao: f.u.c.k, Im already insane. Every woman I look at doesnt look normal to me.

Lu Wenhao: I, Lu Wenhao, am going to start discriminating from today! Anyone with a cutesy voice in the game is either a catfish or an old auntie!

Lu Wenhao: [picture] Like this one.

Seeing the avatar in the picture, Jing Huans smile froze.

In the picture was an afking Xiao Tianjing in Fairyland..

Lu Wenhao: Oh, maybe you dont recognize them, theyre the one who sang Loyalty to the Country before, the one I had you listen to.

Xiao Jing

ya

: ?

Xiao Jing

ya

: Her voice doesnt count as cutesy

ba

?

Lu Wenhao: Types cutesy, and likes to send emoticons. Youve never seen her talking with her husband Drop dead cloying.

Lu Wenhao: My two eyes can definitely see through the facade. Im telling you guys that theres a 99% chance that Xiao Tianjing is male! The more I think about it now, the more Im sure that the voice sounds like its been voice-changed! Blind guess, its a 34-year-old middle-aged uncle!

Lu Wenhao: When Yearning For married him, he spent a lot of money! Yearning For is more pitiful than me! Ive found some comfort!

Xiao Jing

ya

: ?

Xiao Jing

ya

: Comforting you? [

horse head

]

Xiao Jing

ya

: Laozi is telling you to scram.

Juurensha

: Ah, poor Haoerand honestly Haoer, Yearning For is having the time of his life right now.

Divi

: Haoer you got one part right, but lets be real, you even said it yourself if you got catfished by Huanhuan youd be okay. LOL! I bet youd even blus.h.!.+

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