Forget My Husband, I’ll Go Make Money - Chapter 81
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Chapter 81

Dionna, hang in there! (2)

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Dionna was so speechless that no words could come out.

And theres even milk teait seems Ive failed to properly entertain my guest.

Aristine muttered sullenly as she stared at the cup full of milk tea.

Soon, she lifted her head, looked at Dionna, and spoke with emphasis.

As an apology, I will send you things that are helpful for your bowels!

As if she was giving out a reward.

N-No!

Dionna hurriedly cried out.

I, thatthats not it!

This kind of misunderstanding would have been shameful enough even if it was just her and Aristine here. It was even more so humiliating in front of Tarkan.

I can eat all of this. Thats not why I didnt eat!

Dionna quickly stabbed a piece of tart with her fork. She wanted to put it straight in her mouth but

You cant.

Aristine grabbed her arm.

That is made of flour and persimmons. Its not good for constipation.

Then with her other hand, she took away the tart dish that was in front of Dionna.

The milk tea is also a no-go because it has caffeine and milk.

The teacup was also taken away. Aristine took the fork out of Dionnas hand while Dionna was frozen in shock and bewilderment, then she placed it on the tart place.

Dionnas expression was so full of shock that Aristine began to contemplate.

Hmmit might be because I gave it and took it back.

When she thought about it from Dionnas standpoint, Dionna must have wanted to eat the tart but was trying to restrain herself because of constipation.

But when Aristine told her to try it because it was delicious, her determination must have been shaken.

So, it was a situation where Aristine made her want to eat but ended up saying no and taking it away.

I think Im at fault here.

Aristine then gave Dionna a secondary explanation.

If your constipation wasnt too bad, it would be okay to close one eye and eat it.

There was a reason why she took away the tart like this.

But your situation is quiteno, its on the very serious side.

M-Me?!

I was so surprised in the brides waiting room yesterday. How severe must it have been for you to

Aristine was so saddened that she couldnt finish her sentence.

Excretion is a basic human need. How difficult would life be if that basic need is not met?

Aristine patted Dionnas hand in comfort.

Dionnas face crumpled and she pulled her hand back.

What in the world are you talking about right now!

Dionna hurriedly protested with her face was as red as a tomato.

I dont have consthat, that illness! Do you know how often I!

Often?

Aristine tilted her head.

So youre saying you go to the restroom often?

Realizing the mistake in what she was about to say, Dionna quickly changed the subject.

A-Anyway!

Dionna locked eyes with Aristine and forcefully spat at one word at a time.

That is really not the case!

Aristine had a doubtful look in her eyes and asked carefully.

is it an irritable bowel then? I made a huge mistake

No!

Bang!

Dionna slammed the table. The force was so strong that it rattled the plates and teacups.

She had completely forgotten to be careful with her actions because she was in front of Tarkan.

Im saying I have absolutely no problem there!

Aristine looked at Dionna who was so agitated that it looked as if her face was going to explode.

Dionna, I understand your feelings.

This is not feelings, its facts!

Even when Dionna screamed like her insides were about to explode, Aristine nodded as if to say she understood everything.

Then she spoke in a kind and amicable tone like she was some kind of psychological counselor.

But whether its constipation or irritable bowel syndrome, they are just illnesses.

No, thats what I.

There is absolutely no reason for you to be ashamed. Its just like getting sick, no? Like catching a cold. Youre not ashamed when you catch a cold, right?

Aristine patted Dionnas hand again to comfort her.

Yes, my wife is right. There is nothing to be ashamed of.

Tarkan, who had remained silent until then, chipped in.

Hm?

Somehow, Aristine sensed a bit of laughter in his voice.

She looked at him with puzzlement in her eyes.

However, Tarkans expression was the same as always. A languid, yet dangerous and icy expression.

Did I imagine it?

Aristine thought to herself and just when she was about to speak to Dionna again

I already said you have it wrong, why do you keep acting like this?! If your understanding is this lackluster, can you properly perform your role as Princess?! I doubt youre doing this on purpose!

Dionna sprang to her feet forcefully, turning over items on the table in the process as she yelled.

Then she spun around and ran out of the tearoom without looking back.

As she watched this scene, Aristine felt a sense of dj vu.

Didnt I see Dionna run out like this yesterday too?

And when she asked Dionna where she was going, Dionna replied.

To, to the restroom!

Aristine stroked her chin.

Does she have to go to the restroom urgently again? She ran out like that yesterday and told me she was going to the restroom.

I see. (Tarkan)

Maybe I really misunderstood irritable bowel syndrome for constipation. My mistake must have made her feel even worse. (Aristine)

Its your bad habit to misunderstand people beforehand. (Tarkan)

I dont think thats my habit. (Aristine)

Tarkan, who was seamlessly replying so far, paused at that response, and looked at Aristine.

What? This is the first time.

Seeing her open her eyes wide like she really didnt know, Tarkan burst into laughter.

You say that, but you treated me like a shy pervert when we first met

And there was even what happened last night.

The fact that he ended up breaking the bed was because of Aristines misunderstanding.

Translators Corner:

*There might be another chapter tmrw and another Saturday. I think I missed one last week.