"Yuri"

Yuri leader of Eros l.u.s.t maids comes out

She looks around and bows "Yes master"

"well I kind of over did it here and was wondering if you girls can take this one girl named darkness back to her home and clean her up and clean this inn's room"

Yuri just stared at him not moving.

"And eh I will reward you girls lots later"

Her gla.s.ses s.h.i.+ne and she said "master you don't have to reward us but since you are offering we wont refuse. "She summoned the other l.u.s.t maids Tuare is also there. Eros eyes twitch is she trying to get rewarded too?

Eros then woke up chris they talked Eros gave her a feather and a drop of his blood. Eros normally wouldn't think of taking her when he leaves the planet because it can effect the world but since he learned he will have an incarnation. Eros thoughts are I'll let my incarnation handle it.

The next day Eros went to the adventures guild and Kazuma kowtows in front of him say sorry Eros looks at Aqua and she explains it.

***yesterday***

While Eros was eating Chris

"Kazuma where were you"

"Oh Eros and I was learning a new skill"

"oh is it useful, it better be we don't want something stupid holding us back"

'You shouldn't say that considering you wasted your points on party tricks'

"here lets me demonstrate it for you"

kazuma stole Megumin panties

"I-I didn't mean to"

then Merida looks at Kazuma and says "You may die"

"huh"

"well you know Eros is interested in Megumin and you took her panties. Eros has killed people for being rude, one time he made a guy a girl and have him go to a ally and be... then another time someone interrupted him when he was intimate with his girlfriend and he made every time he had s.e.x it hurt till he couldn't get hard anymore. sometimes he would change the s.e.xual preference of the guy to horses or something well good luck. " and Merida left to join Eros.

Kazuma gave the panties back and he looked paled and didn't eat or drink the whole day afraid of what to come

***present ***

"huh so that happen...well I'll let it go since I'm in a great mood but watch out next time"

"YES SIR " tears coming down his eyes

Darkness came and Eros greeted her and pretended that last night never happen. She was confused at herself she didn't remember how she got home she could have sworn she saw Chris and him sleeping together and spanking her but no signs were there. Then surprisingly Eros greeted her

"Hey Darkness I'd like to ask you to join our party I think your a.s.sets are needed for our party"

The others were shocked Darkness was confused what happen to the dirty talks is he someone different

"I want to see how much you fail. I mean I hear your attacks never hit haha thats too funny. I hear you can't even defend properly haha."

"You are sc.u.m making fun of a lady"

"haha I hear your super clumsy too your 100% going to be a huge liabity to our party."

The rest of the party was questioning why

Eros then look at the others don't worry every time she messes up I'll punish her. Depending on the situation.

Darkness started imagining her punishment

Actually Eros felt sorry for Darkness. He heard her past she didn't have any friends, so she prayed to Eris daily for one. As if to answer her prayers, Darkness meets Eris, disguised as Chris, after one of her church visits. They became best friends, and Chris served as Darkness's teammate until she is forced to work in Aqua's old position. This causes Chris to be away from Axel most of the time...this also made Eros think maybe he should have Aqua stay behind because she does want to go back so badly...well he'll worry about that later

Then suddenly Darkness notices Megumin and Aqua necks and ask "wait where are your chains"

""Chains?""

"yeah the one that sc.u.m uses to walk you on all four legs around town with"

"huh oh you mean the storage device there right here " Aqua points on her 'choker a that has a metal carving on aqua she has Aqua symbol on it and on Megumin it says explosion expert but in small print around them they have Ιδιοκτήτης του Θεού της Σελήνης which means Owner the l.u.s.t G.o.d"I mean how can we fight when a huge chain is in the way. plus its not like Eros is always around"

Darkness falls on her knees. "Do you want to walk on your knees that badly "

"yes I mean no why would a lady do that"

"oh and I was going to give you one but never mind"

"No wait " but before she could continue the alarm was ringing we were under attack by green round cabbages....

well darkness was enjoying being attacked by them... how strong are cabbages to destroy your armor is that just paper...

"yeah... Suguha, Ty lee, Mai"

"EROS" they all ran and gave Eros a hug

"hey you see those cabbages? "

"yeah are you hungry?"

"no but we have a mission to capture them and the one who captures the most will get rewarded by me. but try to limit it to human standards ok."

"yes"

in 5 minutes they captured all of the cabbage they let Kazuma have some since he was in my party

they got rewarded with lots of money Eros split it with his team

"Are you sure I mean we didn't do anything"

"What are you saying Megumin explosion was epic and Darkness she was insane."

"well thank you"

"but of course"

"Darkness that wasn't praise I'm going to punish you for being a s.l.u.t in public"

Eros ignored what Darkness said next "besides were a team right a family oh yeah let me introduce some of my wives this is Suguha, Ty lee and Mai oh and Ty lee was the winner"

""DAMMIT"

"Eros how many wives do you have" Darkness asked

"umm wives lets see 48 well 49 if you count Yui well I guess shes half a wife so 48 1/2

they all coughed up food and drinks

"yup hes sc.u.m " Suguha said

"definitely the worst " Ty Lee said

"A total a.s.shole " Mai said

"""WHO we still cant beat even if all of us attack him together"""

"Only Psyche can handle his all out but not long... "

"thats why we need to get more sisters"

"yeah we hope you girls will eventually join us so we can tame this monster"

"Are you trying to sell your husband for s.e.x.."

they ignored Eros. Megumin,and Darkness was thinking of the possible future. Aqua was conflicted because she wanted to return to her job but...

Kazuma was thinking As expected of master I have to learn his ways...oh Kazuma has some white hair from being worried. his girls like it actually.

Well since we all got rewarded the girls blew their money on stupid stuff Megumin got a new staff and which she was rubbing herself against. Darkness got her armor repaired asking how it looks I ignored her and went behind Megumin who was turning me on started to squeeze her b.o.o.bs kiss her neck when rubbing p.u.s.s.y against the rod. Darkness was getting wet from being ignored then Aqua came so I stopped and both pouted

"I have no money Eros please help"

"aww my Aqua shouldn't worry i'll take care of all your money here you go" she hugged Eros

Eros well he put his hands around her waist and kissed her she was about to leave the kiss when Eros grabbed her a.s.s saying "oh so you are wearing panties"

She blushes and backs away"sorry buy you should know your body is too beautiful and perfect I couldn't control myself against you"

"well of course I am a perfect amazing G.o.ddess"

"Yup looks like you need some more training lets go"

"NOOO"

Darkness and Megumin were wondering what kind of training is she getting

After which Megumin, Azula and Eros would go to launch Explosion magic at a castle. Eros and Azula would hold back so it wont break the barrier.

Eros would then tips on explosions and carry Megumin back while his hands were touching all over Megumin's body sometimes kissing her if she did well

One day Eros was flirting with Chris and a bell rung and Eros was p.i.s.sed off. He saw Megumin stepped up scared about something Eros looks at the dullahan

"You are you the reason for this disturbance"

"I am" Eros looks at Megumin and sees shes scared and runs up to him

"oh you made my fiance upset...and you threaten my stalker s.l.u.t. but worse of all YOU INTERRUPTED ME WHEN I WAS HAVING s.e.xY TIME WITH MY WIFE"

"yo-you are the ones who"

"TIME TO DIE" Eros went in front of the Dullahan and uppercut. The clouds cleared sky felt clear... the dullahan was destroyed body and soul..

Kazuma thought back to what Merida said and more white hair appeared on his head

"well I feel better now...wait was that a bad guy"

EVERYONE THOUGHT THIS SAME THING 'You just attacked without thinking'