Eros: The f.u.c.k...ouch

Eros was teleported to a dreamlike realm. It was in a different reality Eros never been to before...Eros punched out but hit nothingness

Then a person ran past Eros and Eros couldn't even see him as the person kicked Eros

Eros: Do you know who you are f.u.c.king with. I'm Eros

The voice laughed at Eros

Eros: Well laugh at this 'Dimensional Shot

Eros Fired his Dimensional shot but the figure used a sword

Figure: Counter

And Eros attack hit back at him

Eros: well you made a big mistake

Figure: Well you made a big mistake that you

Eros: True G.o.d mode

Eros makes a smile

Eros started going out but each time he tried an action. The figure would predict it and counter it.

All his attacks were like a joke in the figure hands. Worse of all Eros couldn't see through it.

Figure: Oh did you lose your head there haha

Eros power was rising and rising

Eros: Monster crusher Heart shot. Arrow of LurveMultiverse Shot

Figure: wow...you really don't train

The figure said as he easily destroyed the shots

Eros: You piece of s.h.i.+t motherf.u.c.ker. Don't f.u.c.k with me. Multiverse Destroying Shot

Figure: Reality s.h.i.+ft

The multiverse shot did nothing

Eros still had other stuff but...he felt this figure...was just toying him

Eros: Fine f.u.c.k you b.i.t.c.h time for my ultimate move. The power I was saving for father...

Eros summoned his X-blade

Eros: Kingdom hearts

Eros starts opening Kingdom hearts and was going to attack when

Figure: interesting weapon...how does it work...oh it gathers all the hearts. Oh, it has an ability to lock hearts too. Oh wow, it seems to connect to all hearts in the multiverse. Oh, so it functions like that. You can actually gift people the weapon too, Purify any heart and soul...hmm interesting concept...looks a little like one of my earlier works. but...

The figure was a.n.a.lyzing Eros Keyblade kingdom hearts. Understood its uses and weaknesses of it. ways for it to get stronger...in a single moment the figure fully grasps it...it even said it played with that concept in the past...

Eros: wait...who are you...are you

The figure revealed itself and it is someone Eros...was not expecting...it was

Eros: Pan Hermes...the f.u.c.k...huh

Hermes: haha I see even now you don't recognize me

Eros then notices something unique on him

Eros: Mom?

Hermes: You finally realized sad...after all these years. it took me pointing it out for you to recognize me

Eros: but how...and since when...wait were you always Hermes...but that can't be huh? The h.e.l.l is going on...and why did you attack me

Hermes punched Eros in the stomach

Hemes: You the idiot who attacked me first.

Eros: Oh yea...

Hermes: So what I want to tell you is...I'm hmm going to be dead or am dead...hmm don't know...

Eros: Eh?

Hermes: Well I set everything up so you would be happy in the future. I gave you a portion of my power my eyes of truth

Eros: Wait wait wait. Did you give me a portion of your power? the eyes of truth aren't yours

Hermes: What is my true name

Eros: Truth...huh

Hermes: Yup I was the original creator of them. All I did was put everything you did in play...

Eros: wait Psyche was called by you to...but the eye of truth was set up by...but if you were the creator of them...then...then did we sleep together

Hermes: No but I tried to get with Aphrodite. I was hoping then I could be your father and raise you with her. Who would have thought she was a son-con...

Eros: the so...this whole time I've been walking around following your plans

Hermes: No...I only set up you leaving I wasn't expecting you to destroy 284,751 universe

Eros: I work hard

Hermes: That wasn't praised...d.a.m.n I had no idea what path you would do but I based it on the what I learned from your behavior

Eros: Ok never mind all that. What about you being dead

Hermes: Oh father sent someone to kill me. He found out that I was doing something I shouldn't do...after I stole some of his power and severed my connection with him and weakened the others powers...what

Eros: You...did all that

Hermes: Yeah I did. I also created another reality similar to this one but without father. I fought the guy father sent after me...but I created multiple people to make more universes creators and powers while I'm not there so they will be more powerful than the ones in this reality

Eros: Yo-you created a place without father and realms where the power scaling is above in our multiverse

Hermes: Yup but don't worry even though I'm dead. I will be reborn as a mortal. One of my incarnations will gain my power eventually...but he will be a mortal. His eyes will be better than your fake one too

Eros: A mortal will surpa.s.s...me...well it's you

Hermes shakes his head

Hermes: I will lose all memories of this reality. I will know about father and he needs to be stopped but that's all...the thing is...I'm sure my incarnation will actually be hard working unlike you and like I said. Your eyes of truth are low grade...well not really but yeah...

Eros didn't really care about Eye level or whatever. Eros was just needed to have s.e.x to get stronger

Hermes: Unlike you who gains power from having s.e.x. My incarnation should gain power from knowledge

Eros: That's Bulls.h.i.+t!

Hermes: Says the guy who I gave a portion of my power to and has his s.e.x

Eros:...so your dead now...

Eros looks down and looks depressed when Hermes went to Eros with a smile and flicks his head

sending Eros flying

Hermes: Stop being a little b.i.t.c.h... I'm just being reincarnated. No need to cry like the b.i.t.c.h you are

Eros face twitches...

Hermes has a serious face and spreads his arms to hug Eros and then he gets close and flicks him again

Hermes: what kind of idiot falls for the same trick twice...d.a.m.n I really failed at raising an idiot like you

Eros gets mad and was about to punch Hermes and Eros sees Hermes slowly fading away

He just stares and then was flicked again

Hermes: sorry I couldn't resist you looked so pathetic there...Ok but serious... My incarnation will help you with the final battle

Eros: Final battle...against father...

Hermes: Huh no its against...actually no seeing how I'll lose my ability to see a little into the future. it's better to keep silent...besides...I'm not like some idiot who father learns creates a new timeline because of their incarnation

Eros scratches his head

Hermes puts out his fist and Eros puts out his and they fist b.u.mp

Eros: I'm going pick on your incarnation in the future

Hermes: Well doesn't matter. I won't have any clue who you are...because you can only get there in your dreams

Eros: So...I'll invade his dream and pick on him. it's my revenge

Hermes: suit yourself but as I said...he probably will surpa.s.s you and have a larger harem then you...well you might share similar girls because its a different reality

Eros: f.u.c.k you. My harem game is just starting.

Hermes: sure...oh and have fun. Destroying the multiverse. My Incarnation will be the one who saves it

Eros: yeah you say but don't you have fathers threat to deal with...I'm sure it isn't simple as your putting it...

Hermes: ...

Eros:...

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Hermes Disappears...and Eros realizes...he's still in the realm and a message appears in Eros' head

Hermes: Oh did you not leave...oh I sent all the arrows you shot through time... so they will come back soon...oh and seeing how I'm dead...you may be trapped here forever...try not to die like a b.i.t.c.h haha...Also, I'm not the G.o.d of truth my true Ident.i.ty is the True G.o.d of Everything. I'm a jack of all trades G.o.d and master of all.. duh why do you think as Hermes I was good at everything idiot!

Eros: f.u.c.k how the h.e.l.l am I going to get out of...oh a trick

Hermes: Yup

Eros was flicked and sent back to his reality...kind of uncertain how to feel...

Eros: d.a.m.n. I'm glad I'm nothing like that b.a.s.t.a.r.d. What an annoying f.u.c.ker

Raphtalia: Eros...where'd you go...huh whats wrong

Eros: nothing...just planning my revenge...d.a.m.n he transferred knowledge to my head...what an a.s.shole he didn't have to hit me to do that. f.u.c.k I'm glad I'm unlike him and a kind G.o.d who is nice and treats everyone kindly and everyone loves! Oh, I also now know who I have to kill in the future...I'm going to Erase Odin and everything he cares about from existence...

//AN: Well I'm sure some of you will be confused and upset about Eros being made to look bad but Hermes is that powerful. As it was stated. Hermes is the Jack of all trades and master of all G.o.d. He is the strongest of all of them and loves to play tricks on all the G.o.ds...but he is the neutral G.o.d so even though he plays tricks on everyone. He still liked...well was like...