Gla.s.ses: Put your feet down. don't you know it's against school rules

Gla.s.ses were talking to a guy with spiky hair. He reminds me of...wukong a little. I think I will him...oh his name is Katsuki Bakugo

Katsuki: wow did your old school put a stip up your a.s.s

Eros: haha, Yup I like him

Raphtalia: Eros...don't you have to stop them

Eros: No they haven't noticed us...when the bell rung I want you to...

The original teacher found love...thanks to my help. There was a girl who liked him. I helped set them up!

For some reason I was made a homeroom teacher for cla.s.s 1-A...ok it was Nemuri. Raphtalia is my a.s.sistant. Alta is helping out the support cla.s.s and Ester is helping out 1-B

As for Raphtalia and I...were using low grade...I mean basic illusion. I mean even Kazuma could find us... Well Kazuma despite his ...well anyway...

Katsuki: I'll have fun tearing you a new one

Eros: Ugh they still are arguing...

Raphtalia: Now now

Eros: Oh, gla.s.ses guy has a name...no he is gla.s.s-kun...oh isn't that the Heavenly child...finally...

Let's check out my cla.s.s. I have 19...no 20 students...why is a cute girl like her invisible? Maybe shes like Ris.h.i.+a and is shy?

Let's see...is that Zuko...little Zuzu...he has a burned mark...yup its Zuko...If he has father issues and a momcon...he is Zuko...his name is Shoto Todoroki

Ochaco is here.. a frog girl with green hair...her tongue...and I will have some fun...her name is Tsuyu Asui...

Then there's a girl with ping skin and horns.. hmm she seems like a gyaru girl...I can't wait to bend her over...her name is Mina As.h.i.+do

Oh that girl has the biggest b.o.o.bs and a.s.s in the cla.s.s. she has a s.e.xy face and let me see her name is Momo Yaoyorozu

Well that is all the attractive girls in the cla.s.s

While Eros said this to Raphtalia... there was a girl who looked gloomy...her name was Kyoka Jiro. She has earphone jack quirk

Eros, of course, noticed her...he then saw another short kid with black b.a.l.l.s on his head for hair... named Minoru Mineta...he seemed to noticed Eros too.

The illusion makes it so once you notice him you can hear and see him

He gave Eros a thumbs up

Eros then continued

Eros: but that cool girl with the short purple d.a.m.n. The others I'm not sure about but her. I'd want to take her as a wife

Kyoka Jiro went completely red

Suddenly Everyone but Minoru and Kyoka Jiro felt a sting on them

Then Eros revealed himself shocking everyone

Eros: And with that ...All of you but Kyoka Jiro and Minoru Mineta are dead...You are all kicked expelled from the cla.s.s

Katsuki: What do you mean you b.a.s.t.a.r.d

Katsuki slams his desk

Gla.s.ses: Excuse by what do you mean by expelled

Eros: I gave you all a test right then. I tested to see if any of you would notice me with a low-grade illusion...I was even talking loudly...

Raphtalia: Too loudly

Eros: If I was a villain you would have died...you didn't even notice I took all your wallets...I could have taken a hostage and none of you would have noticed

Orchaco: ...huh...why are you here...

Eros: hmm well never mind that...seeing how I'm kind...I'll give you all another chance....no everyone takes off your clothes... it's okay I'm the teacher!

Raphtalia hits him with a Harisen

Raphtalia: explain things right.

She looks at everyone

Raphtalia: Sorry about that. First of all, were the homeroom and teacher a.s.sistants. I'm Raphtalia l.u.s.t this is Eros l.u.s.t! were Pro heroes.

The people in cla.s.s caught the name...and were thinking l.u.s.t...does that means they are a couple? brother sister?

Raphtalia: Now for our powers sorry I mean quirks

She made a beautiful smile warming up everyone

Raphtalia: My quirk is Tanuki and Eros...he is love and is a healer...he was just upset... He is forbidden to drink...

Cla.s.s: Drink

Raphtalia: Ok he does have the ability to kick you out if he doesn't find you hero worthy but the school didn't start yet so...lets forgive and forget

Eros: but

Raphtalia: let's forgive and forget...

Eros: ...SO the reason I wanted you to remove your clothes is

Cla.s.s: He let it go...

Eros: I wanted to see you naked

He was. .h.i.t again

Eros: I mean. My power enables me to understand your body and best to see your growth of quirk. I can judge the best way to improve your quirk by miles...but...lets do it the hard way

Cla.s.s: Improve our quirks!

Eros: Sophia gives them gym clothes...

Sophia gives everyone a uniform

Every guy looked at her and said

Cla.s.s guys: A MAID!

Raphtalia: This is Sophia bac...Sophia l.u.s.t. Eros maid

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Eros met them all outside and told them

Orchaco: But Orientation were going to miss it

Eros: I will tell you now. meetings, a.s.sembly, or whatever all suck. They are a waste of time and time is...money

He was going to say s.e.x

Eros: Besides...I can run my cla.s.s how I see fit...You kids have been taking the stupid standardized test but you never had a chance to utilize your quirk in exams..That's why

Eros jumped into the air

He summoned The flying cloud and a pole with his tail

Eros: I will have you all utilize your ability to fight... a true Hero...but if you do bad...I will expel you...So get ready to face...Sophia...

Sophia: eh *cry* why me

Cla.s.s: why is she crying

Raphtalia looks awkwardly away.

AN: I just saw I want to eat your pancreas. and was not in a mood to write...anywayPlease rate comment and review