So, so heavy The next morning, I tried wielding the weapons after they were finished but gave up quickly, Speaking of which, why didnt you all stop me then!

Maa, I thought big brother was really amazing.

On what basis do you all think Im amazing huh~~~

Big brother use this first for now, there is no time to re-craft a weapon. Yun Chang swung her broadsword about clumsily, in an obviously untrained manner.

I keep feeling like my weapon isnt as impressive as big sisters, and it feels so long. Yi De said, feeling a little timid as she looked at the long spear thAt was much taller than herself.

Though their weapons werent weighing 41kg or something, they probably cant be considered light anyway.

(TL: In the original, Guan Yus weapon is said to have weighed 41kg. Guan Yu is one of those outrageous ikkitousen or fighting a thousand as one kind of character, and is one of the strongest in Three Kingdoms fiction.)

As for my twin swords, its almost as if I were wielding the Green Dragon Crescent Blade in my left hand and the Serpent Spear in my right.

Honestly, I cant even swing them and its hard to walk just hanging them at my waist Forget it, Ill just hang them on the horse later, all I need to hold is the feather fan.

Alright, theres no time left. Lets head to the gathering point and distribute the equipment and weapons. Those who really dont have any will just have to inscribe some symbol like we said before. Yun Chang said as she looked toward the sky.

Un, lets go. I sold my villa and got quite a bit of money so our military expenses should be covered for a while.

Oh, oh.

In my heart, I was still very troubled as I felt that if we were to set off the route to going back would get further and further. And I was clearly not of this era, but yet this era granted me a role. I really dont know why, and cannot understand it.

But whatever the case, Ill go along for now. The things in the future will be left to the me in the future. The time to stop advancing is at least not now.

Speaking of which I got up the horse with some difficulty and rode with them (they know how to ride horses for some reason) at the front of our contingent, Where are we going?

Un? Arent we going to kill the Yellow Turban rebels?

Maa, thats true. I looked at the boundless wilderness, But where are they?

Probably There. Yi De pointed to a random direction.

Yi De, you must take responsibility for what you say.

Wu As expected, she had nothing to say to that.

I really was an idiot! Why did I not think of this? The enemy is not like the AI in games, they wont pop out after walking through the grass patch. In this era, besides some important cities, isnt everywhere else wilderness? Where am I going to find the enemies?

On top of that, we have several hundred freshly minted troops following behind with no morale, no training and no formation. If we keep wandering around aimlessly like this, they will revolt sooner or later.

What do we do now? Yun Chang asked as she stroked her hair.

Un, at least we must not let everyone know we have no destination in mind.

This was the only thing I could think of for now.

So So shameful!!

Yun Chang dont be so loud! What if they hear us.

Ah~~~ As expected this is reality, not a light novel. Really, things dont come so easy eh~~~ In light novels, the characters seem to be equipped with martial skills, are adept with strategy, and are able to command armies so fights and battles are easy affairs. But when it comes to reality, it isnt like that at all, even having a few hundred people stand in line is already difficult, let alone when it comes to several tens of thousands. Why dont we stop first and see if we can ask some passersby. Yi De said lazily.

And ask what? Do you know where the Yellow Turban Army is? We are going to destroy them is it? Dont you feel thats a bit too shameful~~~ I looked around again, Speaking of which, there isnt a single person around? Where are we now?

Really, theres no road signs at all.

I seem to have passed through here before Yun Chang folded her arms, supporting her breasts, as she sank into thought. If Im not wrong, then this should be the road to Zhuo commandery.

(TL: Liu Bei lived in Zhuo county, which is part of Zhuo commandery. County is sort of like a township or a village, and commandery is like a prefecture. So its kind of like New York, New York.)

Whatever whereever, lets just go first. Yi De seemed to be irritated.

There really wasnt any other way, and I just hope we can make it to that whatever commandery before nightfall.

Excuse me

Un?

Just then, a man came riding over on a horse, and seemed in a rush.

I looked over and he looked exactly like the average old farmer, though he seemed very unused to riding a horse.

Is there something you require our assistance for? Yun Chang asked politely.

Ah, you all must be a band of travelling merchants right. I want to ask He thought for a moment. How do I get to Zhuo commandery?

If were not wrong, its this road.

I pointed in front of us.

Is that so, thank you. To be perfectly jonest, He laughed and whistled behind him, and there were the breaths and voices of many could be heard from the nearby forest. We are actually the Yellow Turban Army.

Hahaha, if youre going to make a joke like that at least prepare your props, you dont even have a yellow turban, how could you be the Yellow Turban army?

I and Yun Chang were silenced at his words and only Yi De was still fully relaxed.

What Yi De said did make sense however, though not all that much.

Eh, youre right little lady. But no matter how we try to raise an army, we are but mere farmers. Yellow turbans are too expensive for us, even I, Cheng Yuan Zhi, who commands 50,000 strong cannot get one.

Yi De also went silent.

We looked at each other, and I could tell that my expression was the least affected.

We really met with them!! And it was even the 50,000 strong contingent!!

Un? Whats wrong with you all?

Shakes head.

Shakes head.

Shakes head.

Haa Well be going ahead first then?

Nods.

Nods.

Nods.

As I watched them leave, only when I saw the rearguard did I relax.

Looks like we avoided it

I nodded with relief at Yun Chang and Yi De and the 2 also nodded back showing they understood

A good chance, kill!! Yi De yelled out.

Everyone charge forth with me!! Yun Chang roared as well.

The yellow turban-less Yellow Turban army were completely take unawares by the several hundred men behind who charged into their midst all of a sudden and their formation soon descended into disarray.

I was completely in a daze. Oi! Yi De! Yun Chang! I didnt No, its too far, they wont hear me.

I pulled on the reins but couldnt get the horse to move. And so I stood there dumbfounded as I saw the slaughter before me.

Shouts, violence and cries filled my ears. Blood and flesh were flowing and thrown about so much that I could not differentiate between pieces of meat and humans.

I wanted to get off the horse but I knew that, faced with such a bloody sight, my legs had long gone soft.

The ending went without saying, we won, because we killed the general first (the farmer on a horse) and our losses were few. The other sides losses were few either as they had scattered and escaped, with some surrendering to us.

(TL: It might seem unrealistic but you must understand that this is an era where losing a general is far more detrimental than in modern warfare as the general is oftentimes the sole decision maker. Moreover, these were farmers, not professional soldiers.)

(TL: In the original, Liu Bei did indeed face off against Cheng Yuan Zhi in a place near Zhuo commandery and used ambushing tactics as well to win. But there were other named participants, and of course, none of these comedic events took place.)

Big brother, the 2 of us killed the enemys grand marshal and field marshal, and the enemy descended into total chaos. Yi De said excitedly at the camp at night.

Didnt you 2 say you dont know martial arts? I said coldly.

Yeah, but the other side doesnt know either right? Yi Des excitement was not dampened in the least.

So-called martial arts, doesnt necessarily need formalised training. In my opinion martial arts is the crystallisation of ones bravery and mine triumphed his, so I won, thats all. Yun Chang said as she read a string bound book. She stopped and looked at me, Whats wrong big brother, you look terrible.

(TL: This is actually not more far-fetched compared to the original fiction as its actually quite weird how the original Zhang Fei and Guan Yu could fight so well. There is no documented history or even mention of their lives in the fiction version before they met Liu Bei. Given Liu Beis status as a through and through peasant/villager, it is very likely that the 2 of them were unremarkable peasants/villagers as well.)

Maa, its the first time I met with that sort of situation. I laughed helplessly, I didnt feel anything when I saw it on TV before but seeing it right in front of me has left me with nothing but feelings of disgust.

Its my first time too. Yi De said nonchalantly.

Eh?

By the way, it is my first time as well. Yun Chang looked at me, Do you think we are both mad?

I only regained my senses when I heard her finish, and realised that I was looking at them like I saw some weirdoes and hurriedly turned away and denied what she said.

Big brother, dont you know? Being able to survive in present times is a privilege. Yi De said in a serious tone, unlike her usual carefree one, If we want to live on, then we have to act like madmen at the right times.

But!! I slammed my fist down on the rocks. I really dont know how I should view the things that have happened and my emotions which had been swirling about had already broke the limits of what I could hold back. They are living in poverty, and if they werent, they wouldnt be rebelling no? And not only are we not saving them, we are destroying them, is that really the right thing to do? Arent they just ordinary farmers who saw no other way out to live?

Yun Chang was silent for a while, But they are no longer farmers. They are traitors now.

They have killed, pillaged, and done many things which are not what farmers should be doing, and have forgotten who they are and what they fought for. They, are no longer farmers.

But But A-re?

My eyes were already wet, and I did not know if it was from the fear of the battle before, sympathy for those people, my helplessness at meeting up with event after event, or my inability to do anything but watch as bodies pile up on the battlefield Maybe a bit of everything.

Big brother is really kind huh. A soft voice came from close to my ear.

Yun, Yun Chang?

Yun Chang hugged me from the front and had a faint smile on her face. Her long red hair seemed even more radiant than usual from the light of the fire.

But it is because you are like that, that I feel you are fit to be our big brother.

Yi De?

Yi De was hugging me from behind and rested her head on my shoulders, smiling widely. That little face was somehow very reassuring.

I felt different kinds of warmth from my back and chest that slowly spread out through my body.

Deep down, I had always known, that I had no escape from this. I know too that I can only adapt to the things before me. As for whether I would lose my way, I cannot be sure.

But that is fine, at least I have these 2 girls beside me.

Thank you. I wrapped one arm about Yun Chang, and sroked Yi Des head with the other, as I smiled with tears in my eyes. Im happy to have the 2 of you beside me.

Hu~~~~ In the morning the next day, I took a deep breath, Speaking of which, where are we going today?

You havent thought about it!? Though I too had no right to berate them about it. Hai~~~ Forget it, just dont let everyone know. After the previous battle, everyones morale is high and quite a number of Yellow Turban troops have joined us. If they know we have no destination in mind, wont they commit mutiny?

(TL: If you ever played a game like Sengoku Rance, you will know that a key game mechanic is having enemy troops join you after defeating them or winning the battle. This actually does happen, and goes all the way up to generals as well.)

So So shameful!

Yun Chang! Softer!

Excuse me, can I ask you, Just then, someone spoke from behind and I turned around to see 2 people. One was wearing a tunic and the other was wearing satin. The 2 of us are lost, and after speaking with each other, we found that we are both coincidentally heading to Zhuo commandery. We saw your merchant troupe and came to ask for directions to Zhuo commandery.

Why do we look like a merchant troupe?

I pointed ahead silently This scene felt exactly the same as the one yesterday huh~~~

Ah, thanks.

Much appreciated.

Ah, may I ask who the 2 of you are Yun Chang added in, and then the 2 answered simultaneously

Ah I am Zou Jing and have brought my forces on orders from the administrator of You state Liu Yan to support Zhuo commandery. Its a little shameful to admit, but I have gotten separated from my troops.

(TL: Zou Jing is actually the guy who used 500 men to repel Cheng Zhi Yuans 50,000 which was eventually defeated by Liu Bei.)

I am Zhang Bao, the General of the Land, and I have come to serve as the warlord for the forces sent on orders from the General of Heaven to conquer Zhuo commandery. I managed to make it this far but I havent met with them at all, and decided to go ahead to Zhuo commandery but then I got lost.

(TL: General of Land is a self-proclaimed title of Zhang Bao, who is one of the leaders of the Yellow Turbans. General of Heaven is a self-proclaimed title of Zhang Jue, the overall leader of the Yellow Turbans.)

(TL: In short, these 2 lost idiots are on opposing sides of the war.)

Now then, am I supposed to smile and say Is that so?