Lady Arabella had not been in London at all this year, and it was a sore subject with her. "No," said she, very graciously; "circ.u.mstances have kept us at home."
Sir Louis only understood one description of "circ.u.mstances."
Circ.u.mstances, in his idea, meant the want of money, and he immediately took Lady Arabella's speech as a confession of poverty.
"Ah, indeed! I am very sorry for that; that must be very distressing to a person like your ladyship. But things are mending, perhaps?"
Lady Arabella did not in the least understand him. "Mending!" she said, in her peculiar tone of aristocratic indifference; and then turned to Mr Gazebee, who was on the other side of her.
Sir Louis was not going to stand this. He was the first man in the room, and he knew his own importance. It was not to be borne that Lady Arabella should turn to talk to a dirty attorney, and leave him, a baronet, to eat his dinner without notice. If nothing else would move her, he would let her know who was the real owner of the Greshamsbury t.i.tle-deeds.
"I think I saw your ladyship out to-day, taking a ride." Lady Arabella had driven through the village in her pony-chair.
"I never ride," said she, turning her head for one moment from Mr Gazebee.
"In the one-horse carriage, I mean, my lady. I was delighted with the way you whipped him up round the corner."
Whipped him up round the corner! Lady Arabella could make no answer to this; so she went on talking to Mr Gazebee. Sir Louis, repulsed, but not vanquished--resolved not to be vanquished by any Lady Arabella--turned his attention to his plate for a minute or two, and then recommenced.
"The honour of a gla.s.s of wine with you, Lady Arabella," said he.
"I never take wine at dinner," said Lady Arabella. The man was becoming intolerable to her, and she was beginning to fear that it would be necessary for her to fly the room to get rid of him.
The baronet was again silent for a moment; but he was determined not to be put down.
"This is a nice-looking country about here," said he.
"Yes; very nice," said Mr Gazebee, endeavouring to relieve the lady of the mansion.
"I hardly know which I like best; this, or my own place at Boxall Hill. You have the advantage here in trees, and those sort of things.
But, as to the house, why, my box there is very comfortable, very.
You'd hardly know the place now, Lady Arabella, if you haven't seen it since my governor bought it. How much do you think he spent about the house and grounds, pineries included, you know, and those sort of things?"
Lady Arabella shook her head.
"Now guess, my lady," said he. But it was not to be supposed that Lady Arabella should guess on such a subject.
"I never guess," said she, with a look of ineffable disgust.
"What do you say, Mr Gazebee?"
"Perhaps a hundred thousand pounds."
"What! for a house! You can't know much about money, nor yet about building, I think, Mr Gazebee."
"Not much," said Mr Gazebee, "as to such magnificent places as Boxall Hill."
"Well, my lady, if you won't guess, I'll tell you. It cost twenty-two thousand four hundred and nineteen pounds four shillings and eightpence. I've all the accounts exact. Now, that's a tidy lot of money for a house for a man to live in."
Sir Louis spoke this in a loud tone, which at least commanded the attention of the table. Lady Arabella, vanquished, bowed her head, and said that it was a large sum; Mr Gazebee went on sedulously eating his dinner; the squire was struck momentarily dumb in the middle of a long chat with the doctor; even Mr Oriel ceased to whisper; and the girls opened their eyes with astonishment. Before the end of his speech, Sir Louis's voice had become very loud.
"Yes, indeed," said Frank; "a very tidy lot of money. I'd have generously dropped the four and eightpence if I'd been the architect."
"It wasn't all one bill; but that's the tot. I can show the bills:"
and Sir Louis, well pleased with his triumph, swallowed a gla.s.s of wine.
Almost immediately after the cloth was removed, Lady Arabella escaped, and the gentlemen cl.u.s.tered together. Sir Louis found himself next to Mr Oriel, and began to make himself agreeable.
"A very nice girl, Miss Beatrice; very nice."
Now Mr Oriel was a modest man, and, when thus addressed as to his future wife, found it difficult to make any reply.
"You parsons always have your own luck," said Sir Louis. "You get all the beauty, and generally all the money, too. Not much of the latter in this case, though--eh?"
Mr Oriel was dumbfounded. He had never said a word to any creature as to Beatrice's dowry; and when Mr Gresham had told him, with sorrow, that his daughter's portion must be small, he had at once pa.s.sed away from the subject as one that was hardly fit for conversation, even between him and his future father-in-law; and now he was abruptly questioned on the subject by a man he had never before seen in his life. Of course, he could make no answer.
"The squire has muddled his matters most uncommonly," continued Sir Louis, filling his gla.s.s for the second time before he pa.s.sed the bottle. "What do you suppose now he owes me alone; just at one lump, you know?"
Mr Oriel had nothing for it but to run. He could make no answer, nor would he sit there to hear tidings as to Mr Gresham's embarra.s.sments.
So he fairly retreated, without having said one word to his neighbour, finding such discretion to be the only kind of valour left to him.
"What, Oriel! off already?" said the squire. "Anything the matter?"
"Oh, no; nothing particular. I'm not just quite--I think I'll go out for a few minutes."
"See what it is to be in love," said the squire, half-whispering to Dr Thorne. "You're not in the same way, I hope?"
Sir Louis then shifted his seat again, and found himself next to Frank. Mr Gazebee was opposite to him, and the doctor opposite to Frank.
"Parson seems peekish, I think," said the baronet.
"Peekish?" said the squire, inquisitively.
"Rather down on his luck. He's decently well off himself, isn't he?"
There was another pause, and n.o.body seemed inclined to answer the question.
"I mean, he's got something more than his bare living."
"Oh, yes," said Frank, laughing. "He's got what will buy him bread and cheese when the Rads shut up the Church:--unless, indeed, they shut up the Funds too."
"Ah, there's nothing like land," said Sir Louis: "nothing like the dirty acres; is there, squire?"
"Land is a very good investment, certainly," said Mr Gresham.
"The best going," said the other, who was now, as people say when they mean to be good-natured, slightly under the influence of liquor.
"The best going--eh, Gazebee?"
Mr Gazebee gathered himself up, and turned away his head, looking out of the window.