Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for waiting!

Good morning Yamauchi!

Good morning Ike!

While arriving at school, Ike called out to Yamauchi with a smile on his face.

Its unusual for those two to get to school early. One week since the entrance ceremony. Ike and Yamauchi have always arrived at school right before the bell.

Wow~ the lesson is so fun that I cant sleep~

Yup, this schools the bestswimming will start soon! I say swimming, but girls are the important part! And by girls I mean their swimsuits!

Certainly, swimming is taught to both boys and girls. In other words, Horikita, Kushida, and all the other girls are wearing swimsuits and their skin becomes visible. The girls in the room backed away from Ike and Yamauchis excitement.

On the other hand, I was still sitting in my chair, all alone. I have to be proactive in joining a group of friends. Fortunately, their conversation was paused, so I stood up. However

Oi, Doctor. Come over here.

Fufu, did you call him?

A chubby boy, who apparently has the nickname Doctor, walked towards the ones that called him. I think his name was Sotomura or something.

Doctor, can you record the girls wearing swimsuits?

Leave it to me. Ill pretend to be sick and skip class to observe them.

Record? What are you planning to do?

Doctors going to rank the sizes of the girls boobs. If theres a chance, hell try to take a picture.

Oi oi.

Sudou also draws back from Ikes plan. If the girls find out itll be a bloodbath. However, regardless of what theyre talking about, Im envious of their conversation. Must be good to have friends. I want friends too.

Sad.

You were here too, Horikita?

A few minutes ago. I walked in while you were looking at those boys. You wouldnt be thinking of trying to be friends with them, would you?

Shut up. Its difficult for me to make friends anyway.

The way I see it, you dont seem to have a communication disorder.

I have a lot of circumstances. Ha even now I can only hold a conversation with you.

Even if I can text with Ike and the others, conversation is still hard.

Hey I already told you to not include me in your list of friends, right?

She looked at me with a disgusted face as she took a few steps back.

Its ok. No matter how low I go, Id never become friends with you.

I see. I feel relieved.

How much does she hate having friends?

Oi Ayanokouji.

Suddenly, Ike called out to me. When I looked up, I saw his smiling face beckoning me over.

What, what is it.

I slightly stammered as I got up. Horikita already turned her attention to other things.

Anyways, my chance to make a group of friends has come. I walked towards Ike.

To tell you the truth, we were going to bet on the the girls chest sizes.

We even have a table for the betting odds.

Doctor took out a tablet and opened an Excel sheet.

All the names of the girls in the class were listed. Bets were also attached. Im not interested in betting, but I wont let this chance to make friends get away.

Hmm Should I join?

Yea! Do it, do it!

Right now, the contender for the biggest breasts on the sheet is Hasebe. Her odds are 1 for 8. (T/N 1 for 8 or 1 to 8? dont know)

Its a name I havent heard before. I havent memorized the names of my classmates. This is pretty bad.

This is more detailed than I thought it would be arent you guys observing too much?

Thats because were male. Weve only got ass and tits constantly in our minds!

Even if thats true, they have no restraint at all.

Near the bottom of the odds, there was Horikitas name. It was about 30th.

Well, in terms of breast size, its obvious who wins and who loses. She has a pretty low chance of winning.

So, what are you going to do? Its 1,000 points to join.

I see

Without knowing anyones names and faces, let alone their breast sizes, its hard to join.

The only people I hear about, after all, are Horikita and Kushida.

Kushida certainly has big breasts, but its hard to say that shed take first place with only that much information.

Its fine, were only playing. Theres a lot of people to pick from too.

Ill do it! Me too me too! Ive scouted boob sizes before too!

While I was thinking about it, the boys all gathered and got excited over breasts. All the girls in the classroom looked over with disgusted expressions.

Ill join too. My bets on Sakura.

Yamauchi cut in and gave his bet. Sakura is an ordinary girl who wore glasses. I dont really talk to anyone, so I wouldnt really know.

Pondering about something, Yamauchi took Ike and Doctors shoulders and started whispering something.

Im only saying this to you guys, but I actually confessed to Sakura.

Ha!? What, really!?

Ike was the most surprised and impatient. Did someone beat him to achieving his goal?

Yea, yea. But this is only between us, ok? I thought she was really ordinary at first. And then I saw her clothes. Those things are huge.

Stupid, youre asking her because shes big and not because shes cute?

I wouldnt date anyone unless theyre at the same level as Kushida and Hasebe. I dont have any interest in ordinary girls.

Yamauchi was being merciless because no one else was around.

I wonder how much I can trust his words about asking her out.

In the end, I decided to place my bet on the girls with higher odds.