Allrounders!! - Chapter 47: Formal Invitation Into The Bloody Mansion
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Chapter 47: Formal Invitation Into The Bloody Mansion

T/N: Cut out some food porn.

Ms. Bloody and hers first repaired the entrance area.

Oh! A mysterious magic spell!

As soon as Ms. Bloody chanted, the broken wall and ornaments got fixed in a whiff.

This much is no more than beginners magic, you see? Ms. Bloody grinned broadly.

Sword, can you cast it as well?

I can, but Ive got nothin to use it on.

Hmm.

Why cant you regenerate an arm if you can do something like this?

The room froze into silence. And then everyone except for Sword burst out into laughter.

Healing magic and restoration magic are two different pairs of shoes! This is why children, who dont understand magic, are so troublesome! Ms. Bloody rebuked me.

But, I objected, Whats different? Both handle Broken Objects, dont they? Its not like a soul is dwelling in an arm. If you can restore that broken ornament, it only follows logic that youd be able to fix an arm as well, right?

I dont get the idea here.

Sword sighed, You might be able to use it like that if you learn restoration magic.

Eh?

Everyone stopped laughing, and stared at Sword and me.

Its impossible since I dont know restoration magic. And its not like I can compensate for it with magic elements. Otherwise something a lot weirder might occur. It interests me, but at present I dont feel any need to analyze it as long as you can use it.

The eyes of Ms. Bloody and her maids were fixed on us.

Is this child possibly capable of using magic?

Shes the one who built the golems called Ryoku.

The Ryokus showed up and greeted Ms. Bloody.

Nice to meet you! I am Ryoku!

Nice to meet you! Im Mr. Swords personal machine!

Whaaaat!? Ive never taught him these woooords!?

I intently stared at Swords Ryoku.

Why just Swords Ryokuuu!? Even though I didnt teach him those words!! Thats so unfaaaaaaiiir!! I started sobbing.

Why are the golems talkiiing!? Ms. Bloody screamed.

If I had to describe this girl, Mad Genius would fit the bill. Shes coninuin to invent crazy stuff while shatterin common sense with her unique theories. By the way, as you can probably tell from the state of your own mansion, she possesses force comparable to me. And since its not just swordsmanship, but also unarmed combat with her, shes a nasty opponent to mess with. Well, I cant really complain as her partner. Sword gently stroked my head to soothe me.

You think doing that is going to heal my broken heart!?!?

Mother, dont cry, okay?

Ryoku also soothed me.

Tadah, Im back! I was comforted by Ryoku!

Aint that just a function? Im really startin to wonder whether your an idiot for gettin all cheered up by the Ryoku carryin out functions you added to them.

I cant hear anything.

Now then, since its such a rare occasion, Ill demonstrate my cooking skills. Otherwise you wont be able to eat anything, right Sword? Then again, weve been planning to camp out anyway, so Ive prepared myself for cooking.

Sword openly felt relieved.

Whaaat!? Youngster, youre saying you can cook?

Ms. Bloody scrutinized me with complete distrust.

Dont worry. Ive got cooking skills that made noble cooks beg me to teach them.

Ms. Bloodys expression became super sadistic, Heeha bigshot has shown up, eh? Very well, then please show us what youre capable of. However, my palate is quite refined, you know? What do you plan to do if the taste doesnt agree with me?

Ill give you my treasured liquoris what Id say, but I guess a woman wouldnt be happy over such a present.

Oh right! Ill give you my detergent!

Detergent? No, Im fine with the liquor.

Ah, looks like I found another heavy drinker over here?

And immediately following I got a can of whoop-ass opened upon me by Sword.

Hey!! Why liquor!? Why!!? That Wheat Honey of yours wouldve been plenty, no!?!?

Shes nobility, isnt she? Nobles are used to eating honey. Moreover, that stuff is cheaper and has a quirkier taste. A commoner would be delighted by it, but I doubt that itll go down well with nobles. If its about rarity value, the detergent comes with that, Id say. Items related to beauty are always popular, but since I dont use anything but detergent myself, I cant give her any other beauty items at the moment.

She might have happily received face lotion or packs, but I dont have any of those since I dont use them. Since the soap and the scalp scrub are made out of oil with herbs, she might be delighted since they smell nicely.

Its just as you say. Im a noble, but how did you know? She examined me with narrowed eyes.

Sword replied in my stead, This girl was a noble, too.

So thats it. No wonder. Shes way too bold for a commoner. Moreover, she doesnt behave humbly either.

I stopped her by holding up a hand.

No, right now Im a commoner. But, because I believe that all people are equal, I make sure to not act menial.

Hmm. Still, I feel like that thinking despite being a commoner shows that you havent completely stopped acting like a noble.

I dont plan to bend my knee, even when facing royalty. I doubt thats the attitude of nobility. Rather, its the way of an adventurer. Adventurers are treated equally whether they might be commoners or women as long as they take responsibility for their own life! Theyre embracing a truly free life!

When I threw my hands up into a hurrah pose, Sword ground my temples with his hands.

You can only entertain such an impression because your simply an eccentric oddball!

Now then, the kitchen.

Sword was closely sticking to me. How annoying.

Ill make some side dishes, so sit down over there and drink.

When I tried to chase him out of the kitchen, he protested, Ill get attacked if I become dead drunk!

Why is he so scared?

Dont worry. If that happens, Ill toss you into your Ryokus pod.

He cheered up at once.

Oh, that option existed s well. Alright, time to drink.

He immediately started to drink.

Dont overdo it. I told him over my shoulder, and started to cook.

Okay, I guess I gotta make enough for all of them. I got plenty of ingredients, but on the other hand, not much time. I guess Ill make stew. If I apply pressure with magic, itll be done in a short period of time.

As soon as I added wine to my cooking, Sword howled, Waaaahh! Ive told you over n over gain, thats a waste!!

Shut up! Dont get in the way of my cooking! Or Im going to throw you into Ryokus pod!

You praise the food as delicious when its included, but always bicker whenever I put it in!

I folded my arms, groaning.

Were totally lacking bread, arent we?

Since Sword is usually a big eater, Ive prepared a somewhat bigger portion, but since Ive been trying to bake new bread once every three days, it wont be enough even if I hand out all of our stock. Hence I really want to use the bread that has been prepared over here, but leaving aside myself, Id be troubled if Sword got caught in a trap added to the food.

No helping it. Lets go with pasta.

When I kneaded and cut the noodle dough, Sword commented, Ohh! Your makin the thing called Pasta? Sure like that one.

Well, many men like noodles. If we settle down next time, Ill make ramen. I even know the method to make noodles with wood ashes instead of water!

Sword watched me prepare the food while drinking his liquor.

Lookin at you, I feel like youve really headed down the wrong way. Multiple spells at the same time without chantin? Ive got no clue how that works. I mean, I can use magic better than your average magician, you know? And yet your easily surpassin me by leaps n bounds.

Are you already drunk? Youre babbling, dude.

Arent we equal since I cant use magic that uses chants? I cant use the restoration magic from earlier. Its great that we can supplement each other in what were lacking, dont you think?

As soon as I said that, I got hugged by the drunkard!

Waah!

Your truly nice! Yep, a great girl!

He rubbed his face against my head, messing up my hair once again!

You drunkard! Behave yourself and stick to your booze!

Am not drunk yet.

Yeah, yeah, thats what every drunkard says. Switch to wine after taking the medicine.

Ill also serve wine for the meal.

I thrust water and medicine in front of his nose.

Aye, aye, maam. He obediently took his medicine.