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Our Wang Zhi Shui

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Wang Zhi Shui stretched out on the stranger's firm back, keeping his jubilation secret. This tactic is freaking awesome! It'll be excellent if I meet other well-off ones like the last time.

Suddenly, he sensed a mystical chilling breeze from behind. His two hands, which were currently tightly gripping the man's shoulders, slid open, before his whole body tumbled down backwards.

Agh! Agh! Agh! What was this?

Zhi Shui had no time to react as Xuan Da Yu had already grabbed him by the collar, throwing him to the ground.

Zhi Shui was on the verge of blaming the owner of that back for attacking him when he craned his head up to see Da Yu's face. His lips twitched for quite a long time, before trying to get up from his knees with obvious displeasure.

Da Yu grabbed a mass of blonde hair covering Zhi Shui's forehead and jerked it, mocking, "Nice try, huh? Just a few days apart, Japanese rocker style has already become a HKT [1] one?"

[1]: Hehe, I can't believe it! Miss Chai actually mentioned a VIETNAMESE music group :v. They were once very famous for their "Rocker style" hair ^^.

Zhi Shui's pupils rolled dramatically in their sockets, a heavy frown lengthened till the end of his eyebrows as his voice drawled, "No...You...Who are you?"

"Dammit, stop trying to be nave!" Xuan Da Yu forcefully slapped the other's nape, "You're seriously that forgetful?"

Zhi Shui rubbed his aching nape, answering the older man yieldingly and adulatorily at the same time.

"Aigh, it's big brother Da Yu! Didn't recognize you there, I was so dizzy... Uh, oh... Big bro, it isn't time for chatting now, I've got my cousin waiting for me!"

He then pointed at the man who had been carrying him around, making out to be innocent. As he turned over and stood on tiptoes, ready to flee away, Xuan Da Yu had gripped his waistband and pulled the naughty Wang Zhi Shui back.

Da Yu bluntly stated, "Come off it! Daring to hoodwink me? I'm truly honored to have this chance to open my very eyes, never before have I met such a ludicrous but imaginative liar like you"

"What...what did I lie to you?" Wang Zhi Sui continued playing a fool.

Da Yu coldly grunted, aggressively tweaked Zhi Sui's ear before pulling the iron earring there off. He stared at the small object in his hand, saying, "Nice thing! An extravagant playboy you are, huh? You stole quite an amount from my house, and after only a month you've got nothing to your name?"

Wang Zhi Shui cupped his ear with loud whimpers of pain, tapping his thighs while continuously sobbing.

"My god, look at this! That day you'd not waken up when I was about to leave. I intended to lock the door for you, but there was no reactions despite my endless knocks on your door, so how couldn't I go away then? Was there a thief when I left? Oh, I remember it now, there were two strangers wandering in front of your house when I departed and the sun hadn't come up yet. I also felt puzzled to see them, why come out that early? Yes! It must be those guys! The one with crew-cut wore a black jacket, the other slightly limped, and I..."

Just as Zhi Shui glanced over Da Yu's darkened face, his head bowed in half-submission.

Da Yu asked, threateningly, "Did you graduate from acting school?"

"Having been an extra actor twice."

Da Yu, "..."

Five minutes later, Da Yu dragged Zhi Shui to a hidden corner, beating him black and blue. The tortured man cried his eyes out, but did not protest or defense himself, he only hugged the attacker tightly, sticking like gum to him as if holding for his dear life. Xuan Da Yu caught the sharp smell of some perfume as falling into an absolute disgust. Pointing at the other's head, he threatened, "Get off, right away!"

Zhi Shui hung his whole body on Da Yu's, his two legs even wrapping the taller man's waist as his arms surrounded the man's neck, his head shaking.

"Don't want to? Good, I'll bring you fresh to the police station"

He hadn't expected this threat to fail its intention of scaring Zhi Shui, as it only made him glued to da Yu even more.

"Ok, let's!" Wang Zhi Shui's eyes glowered ferociously, "That's my wish, being granted a free room, free food and heater during winter, no more money spent on coal!"

"Damn, stop that provoking trick and showing me your puppy face! You have arms and legs, why not use them to feed yourself? So many get only one to two thousand per month and still live a good life, without having to fool others like you!"

Wang Zhi Shui choked in silence for a long time, suddenly burst out in rage, "It's because of you bastard!"

"Me?" Da Yu grit his teeth, "You dipshit, carry fire in one hand and water in the other!"

"It's you! I used to be an honest employee, and it's you that led me to luxurious spending with no way out of it!"

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Lol, this couple is so funny :v

Bare with me all of ya'll Xia Yao