Remember that character in chapter 3? The one who made Xia Yao have an adverse reaction to over exposed women? Well, he's the main character in Chai Jidan's "Feng Mang" or "Edge". Here's a picture of what he "should" look like ^^.
(To my knowledge, this person up here is some Korean star)
After the "19 days" project, Miss Chai will continue to work on her next book "Feng Mang" (). The film is currently looking for the casts, and the casting is open to international actors since the requirements for the main characters are so difficult to meet with ^^. So if you know anybody...or want to try out acting yourself...:v
I must say, if this book gets made into a film, I'm practically gonna die! It's nothing you've ever seen before! Feng Mang is so hilarious it'll keep you awake in the middle of the night, laughing your ass off while trying to hold it all in =))).
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Yuan Zong, himself, had to personally train a crew female bodyguards at Yentai beach. Before taking off, he dropped by Xia Yao's house with a bird cage and such words of a man having a thick skin, "I won't be here for a while. So it is your duty to take care of it."
"What if I said 'No'?" Xia Yao asked.
"Then I would have no choice but to stay here."
Not saying another word, Xia Yao instantly took the cage, turning around and entered his house. The new bird cage was hung fittedly in the terrace of the bedroom. Xia Yao pointed to Great Hill Myna's head with a fair warning, "I'm telling you. Don't you dare bully my Little Myna."
"I love you." An unpleasant voice blared out from Great Myna. (Ann: Oh my god! like owner, like birds
Xia Yao was staggered, then screwed eyes
"If you keep talking nonsense, I will crush you to death!"
"I love you. I love you. I love you."
The rumpus reached the ears of Xia Yao's mother, reading in the library and led to her curiosity, "Who is saying that?"
Xia Yao's voice resentfully drowned out his shout at Great Myn, "Quiet! One more word and I will break that delicate beak."
As the night fell, the exhaustion from the department's pressure was about to drift Xia Yao off to sleep when Great Myna's squawk awoke him, "You are so sexy."
Xia Yao ferociously scowled at the balcony. Good grief, the rascally bird was a carbon copy of its owner.
Xia Yao insensitively fell asleep under the pretence of taking no notice of the Myna's voice lest that bird would not stop being a turbulence.
"Take off your underwear. Take off your underwear. Take off your underwear. Take off your underwear!..."
What on earth is going on?! Xia Yao had had too much on a plate and the Myna was ticking him off, "Don't be so noisy!"
Consequently, his groan just sparked a fire hiddened in the hymna's harmless words rather than held its tongue.
Little Myna unexpectedly caught on to Xia Yao's words, intermittently repeating them, "Don't be so noisy! Don't be so noisy! Don't be so noisy! Don't be so noisy!..." (Ann: God help me!)
Great Myna had never been so energetic as he flapped his wings and leaped uncontrolably in the cage. The more human's words he heard, the more enthusiastic Great Myna became.
And so, the "duet" echoed with crescendo and drone.
"You are so seductive. Don't be so noisy. I love you. Don't be so noisy. You possess the beauty of the suspended clouds that give me the desire to cuddle you..."
"Desire my ass!" Xia Yao growled, "Get the fuck out of here!"
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The next day after work, Xia Yao had every intention of carrying the bird cage out of his house to give Great Myna off to a friend. However, Xia Yao's purpose was hindered by his own mother.
"Do not give this bird away. I have grown to like it."
Xia Yao expressed his grievance, "You have grown a liking to it?"
"Yep, its delicate beak always produces such euphonious words. Whenever he opens his beak, he says: "I love you! You are so seductive!" Great Myna is more likable than your Little Myna. Your Myna is so inelegant that it is only able to produce repellently coarse language."
Xia Yao was in irresolution. If his mother knew the reasons for those "euphonious words", Great Myna could have been slaughtered instantly.
"You can let me hang its cage in my balcony if you no longer like this hill myna."
Xia Yao dreaded this bird uttering more mischievous sentences, deciding to reply, "It's alright. Just let me keep that bird."
Once again, Xia Yao took Great Myna into his bed room, grounding his teeth together.
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Along the shore of Yentai beach stood a queue of beauties wearing bikinis, all of whom were tied up on the sand under the heat of the sun light. Three days of the training and hours of sunbathing had passed, these soldiers' skin was peeled off badly and the wounds were severely rubbed by the salt of the sea.
Behind them were standing good-looking coaches dressed in Mecai Fu [1]. One man trod onto a beauty prostrating in the sand while another man put a heavy object on the woman's back.
[1] A specially designed training outfit. Not only should it be able to help the wearer to camouflage, but it can also hide from infrared ray's detections, making it hard for the opponent to find its where about.
However sexy and miserable all the beauties were, these coaches seemed not to take it kindly to them.
Yuan Zong walked on the beach with his barefoot. His inscrutable eyes showed no sympathy to the girls sustaining all kinds of torture.
Once, in a wrestling match, one of the bodyguards had her bra torn by a coach. On instinct, she screamed, covering her breasts with her hands. As a result, she was handed out a severe punishment.
Standing in front of these female bodyguards, Yuan Zong's tone surprisingly became insensitive, "Bear in mind, as a bodyguard, your master's safety is a high priority while your image is just trivia. In order to become a standard bodyguard, it is essential that you give up on your own profile..."
The cellphone suddenly rang.
Yuan Zong waved his hand as an order to let the soldiers continue with their training and left to recieve the call.
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Yuan Zong, Yuan Zong, you are only gentle with Xia Yao, whereas with other people your pretty much treat them like dirt, right?
Two updates in one day (one in my other book and one in this book)! I deserve a pat on the back! :)))) Have you had enough? ^^
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